Tiger Board Logo

Donor's Den General Leaderboards TNET coins™ POTD Hall of Fame Map FAQ
GIVE AN AWARD
Use your TNET coins™ to grant this post a special award!

W
50
Big Brain
90
Love it!
100
Cheers
100
Helpful
100
Made Me Smile
100
Great Idea!
150
Mind Blown
150
Caring
200
Flammable
200
Hear ye, hear ye
200
Bravo
250
Nom Nom Nom
250
Take My Coins
500
Ooo, Shiny!
700
Treasured Post!
1000

YOUR BALANCE
Polling collective wisdom of Teh Jounge- Vasectomy Edition
storage This topic has been archived - replies are not allowed.
Archives - General Boards Archive
add New Topic
Replies: 37
| visibility 1

Polling collective wisdom of Teh Jounge- Vasectomy Edition


Oct 4, 2021, 2:07 PM

The message is in the subject. Who has had one? Positive stories. Negative stories. Nightmare warnings. I know absolutely ZERO about them. Could Google, but I haven't posted in awhile and figured this could be a fun topic given the crowd. Does anything still come out or do you dry fire? Does anything feel any different?

Just for the sake of keeping SOME type of ratio between good and bad experiences, if you've had one and it was successful with nothing bad happening, but you don't want to type alot, maybe just respond with "success" so I know there are good experiences too. I'm sure the people who have had bad experiences will be more willing to warn...

TIA and since the rent's past due:







flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

My GAWD!***


Oct 4, 2021, 2:09 PM



flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Friend had one


Oct 4, 2021, 2:10 PM

Went back to the doc for the followup check and doc said all good.

Had 4th girl a year ago. Evidently it "grew back." Pretty rare but it happens.

2024 white level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

MauldinT, where are you???


I didn't read any of that after I saw the pic. *******


Oct 4, 2021, 2:10 PM



2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpg2011_nascar_champ.gifringofhonor-celti_tiger-110.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

.


She can get as tight as she wants to, nothing


Oct 4, 2021, 2:10 PM

gonna take the puff off that muff.

NICE! I wanna nibble on her labia majora.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


tubal ligation


Oct 4, 2021, 2:11 PM

FTW

badge-donor-05yr.jpgbadge-ringofhonor-conservativealex.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


Bingo.***


Oct 4, 2021, 2:21 PM



2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpgringofhonor-tiggity-110.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


I am scared of doing it.....


Oct 4, 2021, 2:12 PM

I have heard good things and really bad things. 3 of my buds used the same Doc, as he was supposedly the absolute best with zero pain. I went to get a consult and he retired. I waited too long. Now I am super scared.

2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


success


Oct 4, 2021, 2:14 PM

shootin' blanks for 3 years this month!

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

But how do you know if they all land


Oct 4, 2021, 2:17 PM

in the trash?

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


the ones at the office wouldn't have counted anyway***


Oct 4, 2021, 2:22 PM



flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Complete success


Oct 4, 2021, 2:14 PM

worth it. Slightly uncomfortable procedure, 2 days of being pretty sore, then all good. No different feels now other than freedom.

Doc that did mine cut out a section and "tied up" the two ends so it won't "grow back". He advertises a 100% success rate with this method in a pretty long career.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Success


Oct 4, 2021, 2:14 PM

for me.

Friend had it and he said it hurt when he busted post-op.

It can grow back, you don't nut dry, takes alot of worrying away.

Doctor wants like 20 nuts before you bring a sample back in so you can try and convince wife that she needs to blow you and/or bang 20 times in a couple weeks. Most likely you will just be j'ing that D for a while though.

2024 purple level memberringofhonor-greenr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Please describe, in great detail,


Oct 4, 2021, 2:15 PM

the last time Sheenr gave you a BJ. Talk about her facial expressions and everything. Do it slowly.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


I don't remember college all that well***


Oct 4, 2021, 2:15 PM



2024 purple level memberringofhonor-greenr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

If you get one, you'll die.


Oct 4, 2021, 2:15 PM

Eventually, sometime.



YOU CANNOT DISPUTE THIS BIOLOGICAL FACT.

ringofhonor-rhtig.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


next thing yore gonna tell me, is that I'm 'somehow' 3 years


Oct 4, 2021, 2:18 PM

closer to death than I was when I got mine 3 years ago?

whatever man

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: If you get one, you'll die.


Oct 4, 2021, 2:58 PM [ in reply to If you get one, you'll die. ]



2024 white level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpgbadge-ringofhonor-19b.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Yes


Oct 4, 2021, 2:16 PM

Good. I had some pain in the sac for a while when building up about to shoot the load (which didn't change in volume) but that pain has mostly gone away now after a year or so.

Unlimited

"

without having to worry about her being on the pill

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

I think this is Obed's favorite topic behind


Oct 4, 2021, 2:16 PM

1) 90s music
2) Cars
3) European racing
4) Tony Elliot
5) Lacrosse
6) Travel
7) WATN
8) Boating
9) Lees Inlet Kitchen
10) Mange Troll posts
11) Vasectomy gone wrong

Obed®

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


You forgot


Oct 4, 2021, 2:43 PM

PROZONE
R
O
Z
O
N
E

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


You know me well. My vasectomy short version:


Oct 5, 2021, 10:13 AM [ in reply to I think this is Obed's favorite topic behind ]

1) surgical infection
2) grapefruits
3) 103 fever
4) 2 weeks of pain

2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-20yr.jpgringofhonor-obed.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


Snip, snip, jizzz, jizzz ohhh what a relief it is...


Oct 4, 2021, 2:16 PM

I have not had one.

HTH

2024 white level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

https://as1.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/00/81/16/28/1000_F_81162810_8TlZDomtVuVGlyqWL2I4HA7Wlqw7cr5a.jpg


She's hawt. Now what were you saying.***


Oct 4, 2021, 2:20 PM



2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpgringofhonor-tiggity-110.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


Went for a "consultation" or whatevs.


Oct 4, 2021, 2:22 PM

Dr was just making sure I knew wdf I was getting into. Sent me away with an appt and a valium to take before the appt a few weeks away. I think I ate the valium that night and chased it with beers.

A few weeks later I went to the appt. It was on a Friday. He asked if I took the valium. I said yes, told him I took it the night he gave it to me and chased it with beers. He kinda SMHded at me and asked if I was gonna be alright during the procedure. I told him yes.

He did the thing. We talked about similar european experiences. I went home and iced deeznuts all weekend and just hung out on the couch. I went to work on Monday around noon and was a little tender that day and on Tuesday. By Wednesday I was back to sport farking.

No problem mon.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


NUMBER 1:


Oct 4, 2021, 2:24 PM

this place NEEDS you, so get tf back in here and do them ICT things you do so well.

NUMBER 2: I'm about 9 years deep on mine, and the risk of unplanned pregnancy is roughly the same as before I got snipped, but that's mostly due to making secks on the wife once a quarter, because fml.

2024 white level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpgbadge-ringofhonor-19b.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Holy Crap


Oct 4, 2021, 2:27 PM

once every 6 hours?

2024 purple level memberringofhonor-greenr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

also, since ot® isnt here to weigh in. as he would say


Oct 4, 2021, 2:28 PM

you can also just SIIHB

badge-donor-05yr.jpgbadge-ringofhonor-conservativealex.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


my brand was terrible.***


Oct 4, 2021, 9:04 PM



flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

sometimes they don't numb you enough***


Oct 4, 2021, 3:17 PM



badge-donor-20yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Had mine done 27, 28 years ago.


Oct 4, 2021, 5:49 PM

But somethings you do not forget.

First, not a lot of pain - shots do not bother me - but no pain during surgery and ice packs and pills (prob Tylenol these days) solved any pain from the surgery.

But, there is a 'snapping of a rubber band' feel when he cuts you - and there is a smell of burning flesh when he cauterizes you.

Other than that - good to go.

2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpgringofhonor-fatherg-110.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: Polling collective wisdom of Teh Jounge- Vasectomy Edition


Oct 4, 2021, 6:44 PM

Did a couple thousand of them and was clipped myself though not by me. Haha.

I feel a sense of guilt towards society at large. It’s a form of reverse eugenics, sterilizing mostly intelligent and thoughtful dudes. JK.

Google no scalpel vasectomy to see how it’s done.

It’s a great form of birth control other than your partner wearing thick horn rim glasses.

The key thing is not to do anything strenuous at all for a week afterwards to keep from swelling and to use birth control until all the swimmers have cleared out which requires collecting a ##### sample by your method of choice or opportunity.

The only thing different once things heal, which is very quick, is you are shooting no swimmers. The volume of ##### is 98_99% the same.

So unless you have a habit of viewing your ##### through a microscope to watch the swimmers, very sick, you will notice no difference.

Go for it if you’re thinking of proceeding.

2024 orange level member flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Is a home-microscope very expensive? You said that is very


Oct 5, 2021, 9:49 AM

sick and I said it sounds exciting.

2024 purple level memberringofhonor-greenr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

She’s beautiful, but the doctor seems to have installed the addition…


Oct 4, 2021, 7:56 PM

a bit sideways. Kinda like she’s pointing northeast or southwest depending on which pole she’s facing.

Success. Been shooting blanks since June 1999.
Two sections of bridges removed and 4 tiny titanium clamps in place to keep the active ingredient in the baby gravy from reaching the promise land. Thank you, Dr. J. David Rice.
The worse part was the smoking hawt nurse tying my tinypeen to my shirttail with a clip and a rubber band noose.

I highly wreckermend and wood do again tomorrow.
3 just-the-tips:

1-REST!!!! At least 7 days without physical labor. I would even say go 14 days without using your core if your career choice and honeydo list allow. I can’t stress this enough. I went back to my very physical job 5 days after the procedure, and I regretted going back so soon for a few years. GIVE IT PLENTY OF TIME TO HEAL!!!

2-Seggs needs to still be protected for 90 days and/or 30 ejacks to clean out the residual superswimmers. One has the ability to impregnate a jizzjar for 3 months post. There are so many sex trophies conceived during that period because people don’t listen to their doctors.

3-For the next 6 months to a year, wear whitie-tighties or at least something VERY supportive to keep that sack immobile.

If you haven’t shaved before, that part is fun too. Many elect to continue to shave.

badge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

6 months?


Oct 5, 2021, 9:47 AM

Blink182.gif


also, Pro-Tip...if using an electric trimmer, DO NOT USE A GUARD....that just funnels scrote skin RIGHT in the blades

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Success


Oct 5, 2021, 6:04 AM

It's the only "surgery" I've ever had, so I was nervous, but it wasn't bad at all.

I went to a Clemson game the day after mine and tailgated all day. Frozen pees on my crotch and all.

FBwife says it tastes differently, but TBH, I don't give a crap what she says anyway.

Tiggity said it's much easier to clean out of your eyebrows without the little swimmers in it.

2024 white level member flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


Snipped 15 years ago. No issues. Follow post up instructions


Oct 5, 2021, 10:03 AM

No new kiddos.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Many thanks amigos


Oct 5, 2021, 3:28 PM

Go Tigers!

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Replies: 37
| visibility 1
Archives - General Boards Archive
add New Topic