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Wife caught covid from me
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Wife caught covid from me

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May 19, 2023, 10:31 AM

and just texted me that she lost her taste and smell.


How did I respond, you ask:




"Oh that sucks! Wanna eat my A** tonight?"




That's true love, my dudes.

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Re: Wife caught covid from me

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May 19, 2023, 10:42 AM

Covid plus E coli

That's the gift that keeps on giving Clark!

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Throw in some hep A for good measure!***

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May 19, 2023, 10:44 AM



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Re: Wife caught covid from me

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May 19, 2023, 10:48 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


BIG SUPRISE:


May 19, 2023, 11:42 AM

Her answer was "not even a little bit."

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If she straps one on and comes after you…


May 19, 2023, 11:58 AM

can we call you Peggy?

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So here's the question...


May 19, 2023, 12:28 PM [ in reply to BIG SUPRISE: ]

If she said "OKAY" how do you proceed?

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drunk at the putt putt.


McLovin has a clip art of the position earlier this week***

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May 19, 2023, 12:29 PM



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I like your funny words magic man


She said no, and if she would have said yes

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May 19, 2023, 12:30 PM [ in reply to So here's the question... ]

I would have declined.


You don't drive your personal car like a rental car.

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Beautiful metaphor for the situation.

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May 19, 2023, 12:32 PM



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drunk at the putt putt.


"Maybe you should try one of your steaks then."***

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May 19, 2023, 11:43 AM



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drunk at the putt putt.


Insulting her when trying to get her to perform

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May 19, 2023, 11:44 AM

analangus... now THAT'S a bold strategy!

Why didn't I think of that!?!?!?

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Look, rim jobs are one of the most debasing acts in

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May 19, 2023, 11:45 AM

sexual foreplay (or afterplay). She's not going to do it if she has any self-esteem left in her.

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drunk at the putt putt.


Disagree. Not at all debasing if a$$ is freshly washed

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May 19, 2023, 4:09 PM

Not an everyday element in the foreplay arsenal, but every once in a while on special occasions - nothing wrong imho if both parties are agreeable.

And also I’m talking about short visits - no extended stays.

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Reminds me...

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May 19, 2023, 12:03 PM

...of when Michael Douglass said he got throat cancer from eating p___y.

I could hear the collective grown from tens of millions of American women. "Oh, come on. You'll come up with any excuse!"

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Tell her with no taste swallowing shouldn't be a problem.***

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May 19, 2023, 12:12 PM



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