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Does she want a divorce
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Does she want a divorce


Aug 23, 2021, 10:35 AM

Been married 47yrs, been together 53. I asked my wife to throw me something to write on and here's what I get....should I be worried?


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Re: Does she want a divorce


Aug 23, 2021, 10:37 AM

She thought you asked for toilet paper.

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Re: Does she want a divorce


Aug 23, 2021, 10:39 AM

Well played Hawk. Well played.

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POTD!***


Aug 23, 2021, 10:56 AM [ in reply to Re: Does she want a divorce ]



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Re: Does she want a divorce


Aug 23, 2021, 11:33 AM [ in reply to Re: Does she want a divorce ]


She thought you asked for toilet paper.


LOL! Right where my mind went. Write on, wipe on, I can see the mixup. I think y’all are solid.

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Re: Does she want a divorce


Aug 23, 2021, 11:58 AM [ in reply to Re: Does she want a divorce ]

I can't top this one! Well done!

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That and/or she is trying to get rid of the crap without


Aug 23, 2021, 10:55 AM

wasting it.

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took home a souvenir cup


Aug 23, 2021, 11:07 AM

from Willy Brice 2 years ago

it is great for multiple tasks!

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Re: took home a souvenir cup


Aug 23, 2021, 6:29 PM

Pee cup by the bed or when camping out?

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Aug 23, 2021, 8:30 PM [ in reply to took home a souvenir cup ]

nm

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Re: took home a souvenir cup


Aug 24, 2021, 11:08 AM [ in reply to took home a souvenir cup ]

Like a Pit stop on the side of the road, they make do for a one time portable rest room stop, then discard at the next trash bin!!! :)

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Re: Does she want a divorce


Aug 23, 2021, 11:05 AM

I'll tell like this, me and my wife haven't even known each other for as long as you and yours have been married. And it's a fact that she don't care anything about sports in anyway shape or form, but she wouldn't have ever brought anything like that into our home, not even as a prank!!!

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Re: Does she want a divorce


Aug 23, 2021, 11:18 AM

Fire starter

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Re: Does she want a divorce


Aug 23, 2021, 11:20 AM

Better question is how did It get into your house ?

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gag Christmas gift?***


Aug 23, 2021, 11:40 AM



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Re: gag Christmas gift?***


Aug 23, 2021, 11:59 AM

That would make one gag.

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Re: gag Christmas gift?***


Aug 24, 2021, 11:15 AM [ in reply to gag Christmas gift?*** ]

If someone gives you something like that for a gag gift, give it back next year with their life time record against Clemson printed on it, and with their life time sec record printed on it!!!! You won't ever get another one!!!

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Re: Does she want a divorce


Aug 23, 2021, 3:33 PM [ in reply to Re: Does she want a divorce ]

Probably the same way that kind of thing gets in our house...she's a Gamecock fan!

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Re: Does she want a divorce


Aug 23, 2021, 11:28 AM

Were you holding a crayon?

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Re: Does she want a divorce


Aug 23, 2021, 11:40 AM

Is that the list of coot accomplishments?

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She probably knows


Aug 23, 2021, 11:45 AM

That anything you need to write down isn’t of any importance,

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Re: Does she want a divorce


Aug 23, 2021, 3:55 PM

The question after that merciless action is -- "Do you want a divorce"?

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the tug abides


Nah!


Aug 23, 2021, 6:42 PM

She just wants a good old fashion beating!

;)

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Re: Nah!


Aug 24, 2021, 11:19 AM

Bingo;)

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Re: Does she want a divorce


Aug 23, 2021, 6:55 PM

uofsc law school text book maybe???

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She dun got the COVID and it’s messing her mind up***


Aug 23, 2021, 7:40 PM



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Re: Does she want a divorce


Aug 23, 2021, 8:42 PM

Throw er back!!! Too many fish in the sea ??

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Tell her to stay out of the SCar bargain section at Goodwill...***


Aug 24, 2021, 1:55 PM



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maybe she heard wipe instead of write***


Aug 24, 2021, 2:04 PM



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Did you Enunciate properly? She may have thought you


Aug 24, 2021, 8:13 PM

said "something to wipe with", not "something to write on".

If it wasn't that, it Shirley is a warning of Dire Things Ahead. :)

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Re: Does she want a divorce


Aug 25, 2021, 6:57 AM

Must have bumped her head

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Re: Does she want a divorce


Aug 25, 2021, 7:13 AM

Target practice or better yet send letters to former coach Muskdog addressed to attention Kirby Smart on how to make the Coots team better in recruiting, passing, running, winning & etc signed Beamer....

That would be funny watching those roll in!

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