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Seltzer PSA
Apr 21, 2021, 9:21 AM
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Vizzy (the best seltzer on the market) is BOGO at Publix this week.
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Bubbly Watermelon
Apr 21, 2021, 9:24 AM
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sucks. It has no alcohol in it either, so I am not sure why anyone would ever buy it.
I bought it on a whim to try and trick the dogs. Dogs hated it, kids hate it, it smells good, tastes like crap.
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I'm not a fan of his either
Apr 21, 2021, 9:25 AM
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Re: Seltzer PSA
Apr 21, 2021, 9:26 AM
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I just heard about a new 8% abv white claw. God help me, the standard ones already make me a slutty little #####.
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Wifey found a potential gamechanger at Costco yesterday.
Apr 21, 2021, 9:49 AM
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Same ingredients as Claws (a few of the last ones in slightly different order). Packaging pretty close. I'm like "we now have Claws for $21/case."
Tried the Black Cherry last night, and it has a distinct cough syrup flavor. What the shit, man? Seltzer must be harder to make than I'm imagining, because there are more bad ones out there than good. That said, the Kirkland mango flavor is probably better than the WC version. Will try the other two tonight.
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I may have to reconsider every piece of food and drink
Apr 21, 2021, 9:56 AM
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advice I've ever taken form you.
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Eh, do what ya gotta do.
Apr 21, 2021, 10:09 AM
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Beer got boring a while ago. If I'm chasing and consuming grain-based booze, it's going to be whiskey. I'll still hit a stout here and there (still have like 3-4 Mexican Cakes cellared), and I'm digging on sours these days, but other than that...meh. IPAs? So meh. Probably one of those 7 year palate shifts. Lawnmower beer? Maybe for a full day of tailgating.
The only real complaint I have about seltzers is that most of the brands still insist on putting them in skinny, tall cans, perpetuating the effeminate myth. Trader Joe's makes good seltzers in the proper format can, but I only make it there once a quarter or so.
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Re: BL seltzers are $21.48 at Sam's BTW***
Apr 21, 2021, 10:04 AM
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BLS is a serviceable alternative to claws
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Yes, only problem is the strawberry are horrible
Apr 21, 2021, 10:05 AM
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but I just make the wife drink those so no real problem for me
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BrotherofGreenr brown bags gas station tallboy selzers every
Apr 21, 2021, 10:29 AM
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afternoon. Having a gay bum for a brother is interesting.
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It's great that you both have that in common
Apr 21, 2021, 10:31 AM
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(having a gay bum brother)
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I think our older brother is straight, his wife thinks so at
Apr 21, 2021, 10:33 AM
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least. And I am NO BUM, I HAVE A JOB, THANK YOU!
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I'm going to assume
Apr 21, 2021, 9:53 AM
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that you ladies drink these seltzers when you're laying around the pool complaining about your husbands. Kind of sets the mood for the coming night of going out dancing with the girls and appletinis, I'm reckoning.
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Yes we do.
Apr 21, 2021, 9:58 AM
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I’m not a lady. But I’ll act like one if there’s alcohol available.
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Would you say that you're a lady in the streets
Apr 21, 2021, 10:32 AM
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and a freak in the sheets?
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"OMG, CharlestonTiger15 NEVER gives me enough allowance
Apr 21, 2021, 10:01 AM
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so I started an OnlyFans account to get some extra income. These botox injections and Xanax bars aren't free. He thinks I can live on a paltry $1500/week. He is absolutely crazy, but I learned that if I touch his wiener every couple of days, he tends to let me hold his credit card a little more often. I hate the way his peanus feels in my hands, but GOD, I LOVE a new crop top and some leggings to wear around the pool boy when ClemsonTiger15 is working late. Ricardo really has a way with words, and by words, I mean he shuts up and munches this box like it is his job."
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Uhhhh, this is a gamechanger for
Apr 21, 2021, 10:07 AM
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getting my kids to sleep better.
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They don't sell benedryl in Clover?***
Apr 21, 2021, 10:33 AM
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yeah, some things you don't even have the urge to TRY
Apr 21, 2021, 10:10 AM
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and seltzer is one of them. Like wine coolers back in the day, I know that this would be a waste of my time, and a waste of product rightfully intended towards some sweet little sorority girl's buzz.
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Re: Seltzer PSA
Apr 21, 2021, 10:14 AM
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DEFINITIVE HIGHBROW GOD TIER PALATE RANKING OF WHITE CLAW FLAVORS:
Tier 1a
Mango- truly on a whole other level
Tier 1b
Tangerine
Black Cherry
Pineapple
Tier 2
Ruby Grapefruit
Natural Lime
Blackberry
Tier 3
Watermelon
Raspberry
Strawberry
Lemon
Tier GET OUT OF MY FACE WITH THAT TRASH
Pure
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Scotch & soda = the original hard seltzer.
Apr 21, 2021, 10:16 AM
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And better than any of this crap.
Now kindly get off my lawn.
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