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Coot's version of reality
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Coot's version of reality


Aug 8, 2014, 4:28 PM

So, I spoke to a dude trimming my yard this AM; he had on the disgusting garnet, etc. He saw my tiger paw covered grills and said "You must be a Clemson fan." Brilliant! I acknowledged my love for the Tigers, and he proceeded to tell me how our Tigers were doomed to a bad year, while his ##### were generally acknowledged to be the class of the SEC East. This was all common knowledge! Asked if I knew anything about our football team! I encouraged him to finish the yard before the rains came, and smiled. I guess I've missed all the common knowledge out there!
Any thoughts?

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Sounds like you wasted a couple minutes


Aug 8, 2014, 4:30 PM

of your life talking to the coot....although I guess it could be considered your good deed for the day letting him ramble on for a bit and feel happy about himself telling a tater how things are in his mind

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Whatever you do, always give 100%.....unless it's donating blood


Re: Sounds like you wasted a couple minutes


Aug 8, 2014, 4:38 PM

I personally think it is great that some of them can actually talk and half way communicate with people of literacy. Apparently you brought out something in this 'biddie' that many of that breed do not possess. A point for you.

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Did you ask him how come he wasn't wearing his


Aug 8, 2014, 4:43 PM

5th place ring?

Not much of a coot if he wasn't.

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"Because at the end of the game, everyone knew that they weren’t that much better than us or better than us at all."


Re: Coot's version of reality


Aug 8, 2014, 4:49 PM

I try to be friendly to those less fortunate than myself! I got a kick out of his condescending attitude, but when I asked him a coupla questions about team members, he was clueless. Yep; a real fount of knowledge! His skewed paradigm of the football world really got me! At least he did a good job on the yard.

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Offer him a tip...


Aug 8, 2014, 5:45 PM

For not talking? A couple of Washington's should get the trick done. ;)

~JKB

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Seems like a lot of people on here have stories about


Aug 8, 2014, 6:22 PM

a "coot" contractor at their house today. I'm trying to figure out if these were stories about 4 separate workers, or one was really hustling and making the rounds.

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Coots don't know how to hustle***


Aug 8, 2014, 6:24 PM



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Tell 'em coot


Aug 8, 2014, 8:42 PM [ in reply to Seems like a lot of people on here have stories about ]

you should know

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Grass cutter = contractor? Wow,


Aug 9, 2014, 10:48 AM [ in reply to Seems like a lot of people on here have stories about ]

That's rich!

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Re: Coot's version of reality


Aug 8, 2014, 6:31 PM

The reason there's so much ignorance coming from coots is that those who have it are so eager to share it.

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True story,


Aug 9, 2014, 10:53 AM

I'd do it myself if the messicans went on strike.

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If you're paying him by the hour, dock him for wasting your


Aug 9, 2014, 10:54 AM

time!!

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The employee talking trash to the employer. Amazing.***


Aug 9, 2014, 12:49 PM



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There's something in these hills.


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