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110%er [6400]
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The Razor's Edge
Dec 1, 2021, 9:46 PM
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Razors; Every adult uses them, whether they be dudes trimming whiskers or girls tidying tan lines. And now in grocery stores, razors come locked in bulky plastic lockboxes that have to be opened by the cashier at checkout. Even run of the mill twelve-pack cheapo's like the kind I use.
Waited in line behind a Snap card using fat#ss buying sixty bucks worth of food, and asked the cashier if people were really stealing shaving razors. "Yeah," she replied "Razors, soap, deodorant... anything they can pocket and sell."
20% percent more I paid for those China-made blades, thanks to lazy thieving sh#tf#cks my taxes support, and I'm really starting think about carrying a paintball gun, to nail anyone carrying a 'Will Work for Food' sign in the face.
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All-In [42742]
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A man goes to see the psychiatrist and says, "Doctor,
Dec 1, 2021, 10:06 PM
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sometimes I think I'm a teepee. Then, I think I'm a wigwam. Then, I think I'm a teepee. Then, I think I'm a wigwam."
The psychiatrist says, "I see your problem. I believe you're two tents."
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Hall of Famer [23977]
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You gotta stop going to stores
Dec 1, 2021, 10:38 PM
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Seems stressful for you.
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Lot o points [155696]
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Fantastic Album....I'm still a little blown away that
Dec 2, 2021, 9:00 AM
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something this cool came out when I was in high school.
https://youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM
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Heisman Winner [105473]
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All-In [42023]
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I switched to a safety razor years ago
Dec 2, 2021, 9:16 AM
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Granted, I only shave my neck because of my beard, but still, you can get a big pack of safety razors for stupid dirt cheap on Amazon and they'll last you about two years. Like $10 for all of them or something.
Saves you a lot of hassle. No one really needs 5 or 6 or 7 blades anyway.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Amen. This, or straight razor shave. Like men should do***
Dec 2, 2021, 9:37 AM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Do you only hang out with rich white people?
Dec 2, 2021, 9:36 AM
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Because you seem to only hang out with rich white people.
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Hall of Famer [23977]
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Re: Do you only hang out with rich white people?
Dec 2, 2021, 9:46 AM
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I don't know any rich white people that are concerned about the cost of razors.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Do you only hang out with rich white people?
Dec 2, 2021, 9:49 AM
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Oculus Spirit [75682]
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After roads, the fire department, and some other
Dec 2, 2021, 10:08 AM
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stuff you like (just pick, doesn't matter) I doubt much of your taxes go to poor people.
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Oculus Spirit [80998]
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Schools are the biggest freeloader
Dec 2, 2021, 10:23 AM
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I don't even have any kids. Shouldn't my taxes be cheaper than everyone with kids?
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