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Last night I dreamt that I pooped
Jul 16, 2020, 8:43 AM
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You know when you dream you’re peeing, sometimes you do actually pee yourself in bed?
Well last night I dreamt that I pooped. Bet you can’t guess what happened next.
Nothing. Instead I woke up this morning and pooped on the terlit like a civilized person. Clean drawers. No bidet power flush needed. Good start to the day.
#truestory
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All-In [27403]
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you ever think mid-pewp "oh man this is gonna take a solid 5
Jul 16, 2020, 8:53 AM
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or 12 wipes and then, much to your surprise, you're all clean after only 3? it's weird, man.
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these days, if I'm clean after 3 wipes,
Jul 16, 2020, 8:54 AM
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I wipe 9 more times just to be sure
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#scbuttsweat***
Jul 16, 2020, 8:56 AM
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I dreamed that I saw a giant bird flying with a deer in
Jul 16, 2020, 9:09 AM
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its talons. When it landed I saw that somehow a bunch of kittens were on top of the deer. I went in to save the kittens and they scurried off. All but one, it came towards me and looked like Gizmo. I kept him and called him Gizmo. Then I realized nobody was paying attention to our actual cat and panicked. I finally found him safe in the house basking in the warmth of the storm door.
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Re: I dreamed that I saw a giant bird flying with a deer in
Jul 16, 2020, 9:16 AM
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Oculus Spirit [75671]
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Only one cat. 16 years old. Has started peeing a lot more.
Jul 16, 2020, 10:14 AM
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That kinda has me worried. Once his time is up, we'll be pretty sad but after that will look into starting the "Old Dog Retirement Home"
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Oculus Spirit [81607]
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You ever have to poop after you shower, then have to
Jul 16, 2020, 10:21 AM
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shower again, and you hate your day already?
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if there was ever a sign that it was going to be a bad day
Jul 16, 2020, 10:23 AM
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that's it.
especially when the gooch is still damp, and the TP just falls apart and sticks everywhere
#DinglesForDays
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Yay, shower waffles!***
Jul 16, 2020, 1:48 PM
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