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Legend [16375]
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UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2021, 6:38 AM
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The fate of the Bulldogs is sealed -
Once Brent gets their running game heeled,
The stuff DJ launches
Will draw up their haunches
And make ‘em drop turds on the field.
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2021, 6:40 AM
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Athenians dressed up in scarlet
Will meet a true buzzsaw in Charlotte
That’s orange and white!
This Saturday night,
Their playoff hopes flow down the torlet.
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2021, 6:41 AM
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In Athens, a black hole of sorts
Exists in regard to their sports.
For such pomp and vigor,
They can’t find the trigger
To shoot to the top! [author snorts]
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All-In [40933]
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Roses are Red and the Dawgs Nuts are Blue
Aug 30, 2021, 6:42 AM
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and they suck
times two
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2021, 7:03 AM
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Nice try but seeing no mentions of Nantucket.
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2021, 7:50 AM
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Well, Charlotte’s the “NASCAR Nantucket.”
How fitting! We’ve watched the Dawgs truck it
In circles for years.
We’ll jam up their gears
And drain their oil out in a bucket…
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2021, 7:06 AM
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There once was a man named Smart
Whose team will have a great start
But they’ll whimper
And Kirby’ll lose his temper
Then blow it like a big wet fart!
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All-In [26505]
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In Georgia, hope is anew ...
Aug 30, 2021, 8:58 AM
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The cannot see they are screwed ...
The Tigers are stacked
And Skalski is back
He’s gonna bend some facemasks in two
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When grown men bark like hounds
Aug 30, 2021, 9:17 AM
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And their women are drunk on the ground.
You see the red upon thy necks
And the black upon once still sparse teeth
Mabey grandpa is taking publicly a leak ?
Georgia’s back in town and once again weak.
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2021, 9:32 AM
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“What Dawg doesn’t like to play toss?,”
Barked Kirb, over-puffed like a boss.
His bark, though, was brittle -
He whimpered a little
When surgeons all-cleared Justyn Ross.
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2021, 9:38 AM
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Get shoulder pads. Glue some spikes to it.
Cut mohawk & run some gel through it.
Paint up, scare some wimmins,
And act like Gene Simmons.
That’s how a real Dawg fan would do it.
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2021, 9:53 AM
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What Kirby just can’t understand
Is when his recruits get outmanned
In headliner games
By true household names,
That preseason hype ain’t so grand…
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2021, 11:03 AM
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There once was a Bubba from Athens
As cultured as any known Pathans
He waddled to Charlotte
In tow was his harlot
And they blotted the sun with their back ends.
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2021, 11:06 AM
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What a hot summer night at the start
But in the end, Kirby didn't look too smart
Daniel's tried so "bless his heart"
But hard to throw lying on your back
As XT, Foster, Murphy, and Tye launched their attack
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2021, 11:06 AM
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Yay, bdrechs! Your limericks mean that Clemson football is back!! Thanks for doing them. I always enjoy them. Let's go Tigers!
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2021, 12:11 PM
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In Dawg heads, we live in free rentals.
They think their domestic pooch dentals
Will send Tigers packing??
They’re totally lacking
The requisite vision and mentals.
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2021, 12:26 PM
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A world full of Muschamps and Beamers
Needs heroes and blessèd redeemers
To ground their delusion.
In times of confusion,
They look to PROFESSIONAL dreamers.
Like this fella:
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UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2021, 12:51 PM
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September 4th, a memorable day.
A bountiful time for making hay.
As Cinco’s arm sizzles,
The Dawg’s hope fizzles . . .
And dissension begins their decay.
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UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2021, 1:02 PM
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We will never fail to remember,
That fateful day in September
When the mutts did die.
I will tell no lie,
They’ll no longer need shots for distemper.
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 30, 2021, 1:27 PM
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Their homemade jug hooch will be fizzin’,
But cheers will subside that had risen
In prep for the game -
Preseason acclaim
Won’t help the morale at the prison.
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 31, 2021, 7:59 AM
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The ‘Rona is globally creeping,
The despots conspire while we’re sleeping -
The world’s crazy driven!
Plus, Dawgs will be given
Yet even MORE woes to be weeping!
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 31, 2021, 8:13 AM
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Dog eyes may shine
His teeth may grit
He can even bark
There will still be NO championship
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 31, 2021, 9:53 AM
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Nostayulgic for lost days of yowuh,
Them Jawgians sit longin’ for mowuh
Than annual failyuh.
They’ll gladly regale yuh
‘Bout how they was so good befowuh…
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 31, 2021, 1:34 PM
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Once Dabo to vict’ry had led
His Tigers o’er Georgia, he said,
“Hey Coach, why’d y’all quit?
Y’all must be snakebit!”
“Our conf’rence just means more,” Kirb said.
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 31, 2021, 4:04 PM
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The Dawg’s a formidable beast!
He’ll make a legitimate feast
Of some teams this year!
They’ll likely rank near
Top 3 in the SEC East!
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 31, 2021, 6:44 PM
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Coach Smart wasn’t hired for no reason.
He’s got the credentials, no teasin’.
But what about Boom?
What dope in the room
Entrusted this clown with the season??
Oh. Smart did. How ironic.
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 1, 2021, 8:03 AM
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Some Dawgs always need apprehending.
So, Kirby the rules will be bending -
Hide minor arrests
With positive tests!
A quar’ntine’s more quick than suspending…
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 1, 2021, 9:35 AM
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As custom would have it, we’ll score
So much that the Dawgs will implore
The refs to throw flags
On Ross as he drags
Their corners upfield ‘til they’re sore.
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 1, 2021, 10:53 AM
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I’m not really friends with JT,
But I would say, typically,
He strikes me as one
Who might say “I’m done”
When he meets the likes of Bresee.
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 1, 2021, 2:25 PM
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There’s talk that once we’re hat to hat,
The SEC speed will be at
A point that’s so fast,
Our guys will be gassed.
Please, Georgia - we too deep for that.
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We all know the humpers are sucking
Sep 1, 2021, 2:43 PM
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& a Tiger win will be there for the plucking.
The Tigers will bring heat,
And the dogs will retreat.
Them dawgs are going to get them a trucking.
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 2, 2021, 7:54 AM
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The rumor thing’s frankly disgusting.
The Dawgs know our whole team is trusting
What message boards say
In prep for game day.
Their false words our spirits are busting.
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 2, 2021, 8:01 AM
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I love a hilarious rumor,
But there won’t be one shred of humor
When Murph and Bresee
Meet Mr. JT -
‘Twill be quite a serious boomer…
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 2, 2021, 8:55 AM
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might have been one of the worst poems of all time. I could write a better one as a senior in HS
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Okay puppy dawg.. Do your thing...***
Sep 2, 2021, 9:14 AM
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 2, 2021, 12:35 PM
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Pray tell, were you waxing poetic
In high school because your aesthetic
Was “Bulldoggy Chic,”
With droop of the cheek,
Stump legs, and a gut diabetic?
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 2, 2021, 4:35 PM
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Despite all their hopes and their fears,
The Dawg fans who’ve prayed through their tears
For Kirby to lead ‘em
Through deserts to freedom
Might have to wait 40 more years…
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2021, 7:45 AM
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Tomorrow, up in the Queen City,
We gonna drop ‘round about fitty
Because of big plays.
We’ll deep ball for days -
Your DBs I’m tempted to pity…
48-34 Tigers
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2021, 12:34 PM
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The true crowning glory of Georgia
Is merciful attitudes t’ward ya
For all of the time
You spend doing crime -
Break laws and the coach will reward ya!
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2021, 4:11 PM
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Developed in Athens, GA,
The toothbrush has come a long way!
It should have been termed
A “teethbrush,” but wormed,
Decayed Bulldog mouths won the day.
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False hopes abides with the Silver Pants
Sep 3, 2021, 4:39 PM
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Once again their preseason champs
Daniels will likely leave concussed
and on Sunday many a pundit will discuss
how the last time you mattered Wide Receivers used a 3 point stance
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2021, 7:00 AM
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It’s not just that we’re gonna beat ‘em.
Tonight on the field when we meet ‘em
We’re goin’ Chinese
On these bags of fleas -
We’ll grind up these Dawgies and EAT ‘EM.
I believe Murphy and Bresee are especially hungry for some Szechuan Bulldog today…
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2021, 1:16 PM
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I’m ready to grill up some meat,
Pull can tabs, and take me a seat
To witness the downfall
Of Georgia in brownball -
I’m dying to watch them get beat.
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2021, 3:31 PM
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I’m antsy and not so productive.
Anticipation’s quite instructive
Of how big a fight
We’ll witness tonight -
Our boys will be CRAZY destructive…
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