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Sugge­stions. Going to see my girlfriends dad today
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Sugge­stions. Going to see my girlfriends dad today


May 12, 2022, 10:13 AM

to ask permission to marry her. It's clearly a formality, as I've been sticking it to her since the night we met. I didn't even know her name until the next morning. She knew mine because it's sewed on my Jiffy Lube uniform. I'm not even worried about what this old boomer says... what's he gonna do? Brandish a shotgun? Wouldn't be the first time someone's pointed a gun at ol' Ryan. I've met this cat a few times before and really have him snowed into thinking I'm a good guy. Should I lead with the onlyfans site we started together.. ya know... to show that I have a good business sense? Or maybe I should tell him that if we're married, she can't testify against me. That would show my legal prowess. Anyways, I'm just looking for some advice. I've done this 5 times before, but it's been a few decades.

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May 12, 2022, 10:15 AM



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All those suggestions sound week.


May 12, 2022, 10:16 AM

To truly exude your dominance, right after you walk in the door to meet him, get down on your kneeds and suck his cock. That will really show him who's boss.

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Start the negotiation by offering gift cards to Bennigan's


May 12, 2022, 10:16 AM

Or if you want the easy victory, pick some place fancy like Olive Garden.

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FUN FACT:


May 12, 2022, 10:44 AM

if you bang any of the waitstaff at Olive Garden, it's incest, because when you're there, well...you know.

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Looks like Italian tonight!!!


May 12, 2022, 2:07 PM

--McLovin

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:(


May 12, 2022, 2:47 PM



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The best troll F-Section ever did was posting that thread


May 12, 2022, 3:18 PM

in which you admitted you McLoved your step sister

RIP in pieces, Effer

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bring your camera


May 12, 2022, 10:47 AM

and tell him you're into photography. first pig on the SD card is his daughter doing her best lauren bowden impersonation

that'll tee up the conversation on future revenue as a married couple. tell em you obviously have a bright future based on current user base, OF funds / month, etc. etc.

securing financial interests of a man's daughter is priority 1.

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What if I try some flattery... when I meet him say something


May 12, 2022, 1:03 PM

like, "dayum!!!!! now I see where she gets her rocking figure from!"

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May 12, 2022, 2:17 PM



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When you come to ... make sure to collect your dislodged


May 12, 2022, 2:40 PM

teeth so the dentist can reinstall.

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Onlyfans page link?***


May 12, 2022, 2:50 PM



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Right up until the OF reference


May 12, 2022, 3:20 PM

I'd swear that was a FastChad post, but ol' boy has a way with the words that you lack.

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Re: Right up until the OF reference


May 12, 2022, 3:27 PM

LOL at the idea of me asking a girls dad for permission to get married.

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iknowright? Whar if he says "no"?


May 12, 2022, 3:32 PM

Do you just break up and never see each other again?

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Re: iknowright? Whar if he says "no"?


May 12, 2022, 3:37 PM

The type of girls that I usually date don’t have good relationships with their dads. I also don’t think I’ll ever get married. I came close two years ago and don’t think I’ll ever go down that road again.

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