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My reBUTTal to 7spots complaint of us not being POTD.
Feb 10, 2017, 8:43 AM
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No one will understand us. The mange will see some of the high point posts and some will complain and RA... others will kinda get it and thing it is funny, then try to come in here and ruin this symbiont relationship we have with each other. I mean, think of all the weird shaped pieces that each one of us represents and how we all form uniquely together like a puzzle that spells, 'Teh Jounge.' Some have adopted the persona that is given to them and some just are the persona with nothing needed added to them.
You have:
97CUtiger who I think posts some of the funniest twisted posts.
you get aerorage
midget jokes
pedophiles
incest
lower-mid to middle class rednecks that think they are really wealthy with 6 jobs
The twins Greenr and Dong
drunken boat dwellers
tent dwellers
tripped out on drug posts
the random reemergence of ICT
people that are crazy about soccer but play frisbee instead
a brew lady
a black lesbian that rarely shows up anymore
sarcastic posts from premonicient people that know we are going to have a BBall player named Robertin
users that are inelligible
half the jounge being comprised of one individuals scoks
the master of LBODs
beer masters
ninjastar houses from lying yankee bastages
french guys whose name translates to poop
Do you see this... do you not see that this shouts 'WE ARE TEH JOUNGE! WE KNOW WHO WE ARE! WE DONT NEED AN INTRODUCTION! WE DONT NEED RECOGNITION!'
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Twins? I wish I could grown that much back hair.
Feb 10, 2017, 8:45 AM
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otherwise, carry on.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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it's a blessing and a curse
Feb 10, 2017, 8:47 AM
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also, (while I'm surprised it hadn't already happened) I noticed this week that my beard and chest hair are now one entity.
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Hall of Famer [21205]
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This is what makes the lounge great.***
Feb 10, 2017, 8:48 AM
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Heisman Winner [137761]
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So do you just kinda eyeball a spot to stop shaving?
Feb 10, 2017, 9:19 AM
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Or do you get out the T-square and tape measure?
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Hall of Famer [21205]
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no one can blame you
Feb 10, 2017, 8:50 AM
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what with the blindfold, opiates, and almost exact penile measurements.
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jesuscrustman....that was weird***
Feb 10, 2017, 8:51 AM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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#twin
Feb 10, 2017, 8:52 AM
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ks
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Re: length and girth are similar. Mine is crooked to the side
Feb 10, 2017, 8:52 AM
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ask your wife
Feb 10, 2017, 9:09 AM
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what she prefers. I can bend it either way. Are we still on for the Eiffel tower next Wednesday?
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Oculus Spirit [81618]
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Hall of Famer [21205]
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Good point.***
Feb 10, 2017, 8:53 AM
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Hall of Famer [21205]
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I left out guys that dont know how to swim or be fathers
Feb 10, 2017, 8:46 AM
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that love cars... there are many more that I did not mention... feel free to add to what makes the Jounge, Teh Jounge.
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POTMFD***
Feb 10, 2017, 8:46 AM
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My peenis just quivered***
Feb 10, 2017, 8:46 AM
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Pigs or GTFO***
Feb 10, 2017, 8:46 AM
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Re: Pigs or GTFO***
Feb 10, 2017, 8:47 AM
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All-In [40656]
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I didn't even make the list
Feb 10, 2017, 8:48 AM
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2" inseam brah***
Feb 10, 2017, 8:49 AM
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I truly apologize... I was on a roll and just hit post befor
Feb 10, 2017, 8:49 AM
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even looking back over it.
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Hall of Famer [21205]
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who are you?***
Feb 10, 2017, 9:08 AM
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All-In [40342]
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to everyone? nobody
Feb 10, 2017, 12:32 PM
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to McLovin? a target of snark
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Hall of Famer [21205]
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daisy duke wearing, GSP constraining to a condo, bad truck
Feb 10, 2017, 8:50 AM
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purchasing faggets that went to the wrong school
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All-In [40656]
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Re: daisy duke wearing, GSP constraining to a condo, bad truck
Feb 10, 2017, 8:53 AM
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Hall of Famer [21205]
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THe other set of twins...on that pees on dogs***
Feb 10, 2017, 8:53 AM
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All-In [45047]
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We also have a Joe that is from GreerSC, NY and got fired
Feb 10, 2017, 8:53 AM
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for throwing a dude's gym bag down a flight of stairs but "was already thinking of leaving to start his own business".
Talk about a #####, that guy is one butt he does deliver delicious NY Style Pizza Hut pizza all the way from GreerSC, NY in his one of a kind Yeti Warmer.
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Oculus Spirit [81618]
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Speaking of, I'm playing tonight, tomorrow, & Sunday***
Feb 10, 2017, 8:54 AM
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I chortled out loud when reading what he wrote about you
Feb 10, 2017, 8:57 AM
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because
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Oculus Spirit [81618]
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I am even taking this season off from soccer too, lol.
Feb 10, 2017, 9:01 AM
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Have committed to four ultimate tournaments before April already.
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Hall of Famer [21205]
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HOLY EFF!!!! Warlords... how could I forget about WARLORDS***
Feb 10, 2017, 8:59 AM
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Legend [17753]
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RIP joetigerny***
Feb 10, 2017, 9:03 AM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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yeah...it was a good run***
Feb 10, 2017, 9:09 AM
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Well, you had a good run and it was nice knowing you. Your
Feb 10, 2017, 9:07 AM
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best hope is that this thread disappears before the resident Warlord gets out of his staff meeting and is too angry at the idiot dolts that he works with to bother with killing you.....WITH HIS MIND.
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MOTHEREFF
Feb 10, 2017, 9:10 AM
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this is what happens when a coworker who doesn't know where to find code info comes to your desk and you can't hit 'post message' for a couple minutes
also, weird...again
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Hall of Famer [21205]
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See.... twinsies.***
Feb 10, 2017, 9:13 AM
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Counterpoint
Feb 10, 2017, 9:10 AM
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He did not have a nice run and it was not nice knowing him. His best hope is that this thread actually stays here for when the resident Warlord get out of his staff meeting and is SO angry at the idiot dolts that he works with that killing him.....WITH HIS MIND is the only thing that will satisfy the rage inside of him.
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Heisman Winner [105420]
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Re: Counterpoint
Feb 10, 2017, 9:14 AM
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Heisman Winner [135462]
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I'm considering letting him attempt to save himself
Feb 10, 2017, 11:51 AM
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with fresh, hot NY pizza delivered to my doorstep.
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Hall of Famer [21205]
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In my self made YETI pizza warmer.***
Feb 10, 2017, 11:55 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78823]
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RAed***
Feb 10, 2017, 9:03 AM
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I made the list
Feb 10, 2017, 9:07 AM
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Legend [17753]
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There's a list?
Feb 10, 2017, 9:16 AM
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Lot o points [155615]
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you know, you hang around a place for almost 20 years,
Feb 10, 2017, 9:16 AM
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and then some newb doesn't even put you on a fairly comprehensive list. IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THE GREATEST GENERATION OF THE LUNGE.
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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Not sure you've ever been introduced to anyone as the
Feb 10, 2017, 9:17 AM
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"Legendary Obed"
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Heisman Winner [137761]
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Taint but one legend in the Junge.***
Feb 10, 2017, 9:26 AM
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Lot o points [155615]
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man I miss Happycat***
Feb 10, 2017, 9:29 AM
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I'm not taking of for YankeeJoe but I think you may have
Feb 10, 2017, 9:21 AM
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returned around the same time he started his own business. That's still no excuse for his blatant ignorance of the fact that you exist. I think you should have our resident Warlord kill him.....WITH HIS MIND.
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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Remember that time Obed did a WATN: The Obed Story
Feb 10, 2017, 9:29 AM
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yeah me neither
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Re: Remember that time Obed did a WATN: The Obed Story
Feb 10, 2017, 9:33 AM
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Re: Stay tuned, any day now.
Feb 10, 2017, 9:44 AM
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If y'all were the same person, you'd be the hairiest
Feb 10, 2017, 9:27 AM
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black dude ever, unless DGUARCHITECT was a black dude.
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I'm glad it's been a mild winter, I never did get it
Feb 10, 2017, 9:43 AM
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winterized, although it doesn't get much below 45-50 in the warehouse where I store it.
I am a little concerned about the battery though. I didn't pull it and it's a world class catch-22---the batter is in the engine compartment, but to get to the engine compartment, you have to open the hydraulic engine hatch, which requires battery power to operate. Could be interesting if it croaked on me.
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Oculus Spirit [79397]
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dude I hate the hydraulic/electric actuators on the engine
Feb 10, 2017, 9:50 AM
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Hatch, they're so unnecessary and aggravating. Mine takes forever, and since the actuator is located on the side of the hatch, it doesn't come down level so it rubs the fiberglass/cushion on the seat when lowered. So I end up doing this weird yoga looking pose trying to keep the hatch level with my foot, while keeping the switch held down. Totes ridic
You don't have two batteries? Usually even if one is dead the other has enough juice to get it cranked.
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Lot o points [155615]
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Nah, it doesn't. Had that project on my list for this
Feb 10, 2017, 9:58 AM
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spring.
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No doubt, I'd love a LED appearance once in a while
Feb 10, 2017, 9:45 AM
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is that too much to ask?
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You want I should summon him?***
Feb 10, 2017, 9:47 AM
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If you have such powers, absolutely.
Feb 10, 2017, 9:49 AM
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His relationship to the lunge is much like Will Ferrell's character on Wedding Crashers. He keeps us centered and reminds us who we all aspire to be.
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Plus, his mom was such a hoe.***
Feb 10, 2017, 10:02 AM
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got it, and I missed that. mea culpa
Feb 10, 2017, 9:50 AM
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carry on with your day, good sir.
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He retired to an island in the Pacific
Feb 10, 2017, 10:16 AM
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last I heard he was splitting time between farming sweet potatoes and going on Pontoon rides.
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No chance of him coming back?***
Feb 10, 2017, 10:23 AM
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RH knows where he hangs out
Feb 10, 2017, 11:51 AM
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I think on reddit. I wish he would make a cameo but it's been a looooooooong time.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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went to the sweet potato field in the sky
Feb 10, 2017, 10:18 AM
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figuratively, of course
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No chance of him coming back?***
Feb 10, 2017, 10:23 AM
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hold on, i'll ask***
Feb 10, 2017, 10:24 AM
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Look guise... it wasnt meant to be all inclusive.
Feb 10, 2017, 10:26 AM
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It wasnt even meant to be that long. I just got on a roll and then posted it. Feel free to add whatever/whomever I missed.
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too late...feels are hurt...
Feb 10, 2017, 10:34 AM
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weekend ruint 'cause didn't make joetigerny's list.
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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go ahead and write up your "Good morning, how was everyone's
Feb 10, 2017, 10:35 AM
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weekend?" post
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All-In [43541]
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Typical Trump supporter
Feb 10, 2017, 9:29 AM
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Won't even mention the Mexicans that do good work around here.
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CU Medallion [73569]
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dont forget one legged poster
Feb 10, 2017, 9:42 AM
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RIP joeytheleg
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I don't play frisbee***
Feb 10, 2017, 11:49 AM
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Hall of Famer [21205]
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Oh right... absent from Mellow Mushroom.
Feb 10, 2017, 11:52 AM
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also MauldinT
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Heisman Winner [135462]
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^^^It's true^^^
Feb 10, 2017, 11:53 AM
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I kept bouncing them off his face for hours, but he just couldn't grasp the concept of catching a Frisbee with his mouth. MauldinT will, however, fetch a tennis ball.
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Letterman [287]
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Re: You OBVIOUSLY have way too much time on your hands..
Feb 10, 2017, 12:19 PM
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among other things.
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Hall of Famer [21205]
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A dartboard.***
Feb 10, 2017, 12:35 PM
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All-In [28802]
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Black lesbian WHO rarely shows up anymore
Feb 10, 2017, 12:24 PM
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HTH
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Hall of Famer [21205]
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My bad... left you off.
Feb 10, 2017, 12:35 PM
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A grammar nazi that does not understand the word concise.
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