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Oculus Spirit [76918]
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You might be a coot if…
Apr 19, 2022, 10:42 AM
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the cassette player in your trailer loops sandstorm all day on game-hen day. That is, until halftime.
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CU Medallion [55393]
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Re: You might be a coot if…
Apr 19, 2022, 11:10 AM
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You know that you are coot if your schools mascot is a game rooster, and every print of that rooster looks a bunch of drunk Chinese was writing a message in the sand while hearing a crowing rooster blasting through their head!!!
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Oculus Spirit [76918]
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Or you might be a coot
Apr 19, 2022, 11:17 AM
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if you’ve ever financed a tattoo!
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Orange Blooded [2987]
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Re: Or you might be a coot
Apr 19, 2022, 11:22 AM
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Had to laugh at that one!
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Oculus Spirit [76918]
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Sadly,
Apr 19, 2022, 11:37 AM
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there are coots on this bored that don’t think this is funny, ??
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Orange Blooded [2987]
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Re: Sadly,
Apr 19, 2022, 11:58 AM
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there are coots on this bored that don’t think this is funny, ??
Didn't even know that was an option. Always wondered how these kids could get covered in ink when a good artist charges $2-300 for small quality TAT? Maybe only in Cootville??
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Oculus Spirit [76918]
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Re: Sadly,
Apr 19, 2022, 12:09 PM
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Re: Sadly,
Apr 19, 2022, 12:21 PM
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110%er [5683]
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Here's a better one
Apr 19, 2022, 12:49 PM
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Re: Sadly,
Apr 19, 2022, 2:23 PM
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I’m with you ICA. My last one cost me a 1000 with the tip, and these kids have them everywhere.
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Cassette? C'mon, Man, those guise are el cheapo 8-track
Apr 19, 2022, 11:50 AM
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all the way.
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Oculus Spirit [76918]
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Coots live fast and die dumb.
Apr 19, 2022, 11:53 AM
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This generation is twice removed from being able to work an 8-track!
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I had a cheap "cottage industry" going while I was at
Apr 19, 2022, 12:34 PM
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Clemson for awhile, charged 50 cents each to fix 8-track tapes that were 'dragging". It was a common problem with them.
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Re: You might be a coot if…
Apr 19, 2022, 11:56 AM
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You met your wife at your family reunion
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Oculus Spirit [76918]
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No doubt
Apr 19, 2022, 12:52 PM
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and don’t even bother to rationalize it being a second cuzzin.
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Re: You might be a coot if…
Apr 19, 2022, 12:53 PM
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you have a tooth.
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Oculus Spirit [76918]
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Meth and Mountain Dew!***
Apr 19, 2022, 1:20 PM
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Re: You might be a coot if…you use white Tic-Tacs for teeth
Apr 19, 2022, 2:52 PM
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implants.
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Oculus Spirit [76918]
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Because they can’t afford chiclets, ??***
Apr 19, 2022, 3:04 PM
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Re: You might be a coot if…
Apr 19, 2022, 12:57 PM
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You replace your luggage every time you go through the self checkout.
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Re: You might be a coot if…
Apr 19, 2022, 1:10 PM
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Your wealthiest relative lives in an van down by the river
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You like women’s basketball more than you like football.***
Apr 19, 2022, 1:22 PM
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Re: You like women’s basketball more than you like football.***
Apr 19, 2022, 1:33 PM
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And don’t know the name of your starting quarterback
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You run with Spud every day. Whasssuppp CRB!***
Apr 19, 2022, 1:51 PM
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Oculus Spirit [76918]
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Re: You run with Spud every day. Whasssuppp CRB!***
Apr 19, 2022, 2:11 PM
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Re: You might be a coot if…
Apr 19, 2022, 2:01 PM
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You continue to chant SEC, SEC for 2 months after your season has officially ended.
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You might be a coot if…
Apr 19, 2022, 2:50 PM
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If you constantly base the Clemson Basketball coach and team.
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Re: You might be a coot if…
Apr 19, 2022, 3:40 PM
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You’re a male and have to sit down every time when you take a ####.
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Oculus Spirit [76918]
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Re: You might be a coot if…
Apr 19, 2022, 5:23 PM
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You can chit standing up?
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You perk up around portajohns.....
Apr 19, 2022, 5:24 PM
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Oculus Spirit [76918]
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Re: You perk up around portajohns.....
Apr 19, 2022, 5:31 PM
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