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It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and
Nov 9, 2015, 12:18 PM
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quiet...nobody was married. Here are the single people that come to mind. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T Bass, the Darlin Family, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara....in fact, the only one married was Otis and he stayed drunk.
A little Monday humor. Hope you enjoy and this was not intended to hurt anyones feelings.
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there was another reason...***
Nov 9, 2015, 12:27 PM
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Everyone in Mayberry was LGBT
Nov 9, 2015, 1:06 PM
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Barney was a flamoyant flamer. Andy was asexual at best, but probably had a thing for Otis. He sure did like him sleeping over, especially when wasted. And who decorates a cell like that? Aunt Bea-definantly trans, built like #### Butkus. All Barney and Andy's beards did was talk too each other. And Andy's "girl" had a super deep voice, obvious trans. Thelma Lou had no other no other choice since Barney had no interest. Floyd-hairstylist, enough said. Gomer- the 60's Clay Aiken, that voice is outragous, as was his oprah singing side job. Ernest T.- obvious closet case. Spent his time throwing rocks at women and doing "secret stuff" in the woods.
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Re: Everyone in Mayberry was LGBT
Nov 9, 2015, 2:37 PM
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you are sick!!!!!
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You know Andy was getting it from Ellie Walker & Helen Crump.
Nov 9, 2015, 1:04 PM
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Nevr saw that scene...absolutely hilarious!***
Nov 9, 2015, 1:27 PM
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Re: It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and
Nov 9, 2015, 2:37 PM
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That is funny but it is not original I hope you are not trying to claim it as such.
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Re: It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and
Nov 9, 2015, 2:56 PM
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nope...just posting a little humor someone sent me Saturday.
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I'm happily single ... and I approve of this post.***
Nov 9, 2015, 2:49 PM
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