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What's the worst case scenario if we made Stone Cold
Feb 15, 2022, 12:22 PM
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Steve Austin our basketball coach?
I mean... we could just hire good assistant coaches around him.
Could you imagine the press? Could you imagine the pep rallies? The aftergame press conferences alone would be worth it. He'd be mad all the time like we are. And like he blamed Vince McMahon for everything he could blame the ACC commissioner. We'd get tick tok videos of behind the scenes confrontations... he'd drive a beer truck into littlejohn and spray the corrupt officials with a beer hose.
And the only reason you could think of against this is that we would lose a lot? Be serious.
He'd have to accept less money because half of Brownell's former salary would have to go towards fines. But is our goal to stress out over wins, or have a happy life? This would make us all happier.
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Re: All disagreements are depicted by this video...
Feb 15, 2022, 4:36 PM
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I want to see Austin walk up to the opposing coach, kick them in the stomach, drop the stone cold stunner on them and see if they get up to continue coaching or just take the count out.
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We need more of this "out of the box" thinking around here.
Feb 15, 2022, 12:29 PM
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Can you imagine Stone Cold going to a recruit's home to meet the family and have dinner? How could you say "no" to him if he asks if you're coming to play for him at Clemson?
DRad, make it happen!
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Re: We need more of this "out of the box" thinking around here.
Feb 15, 2022, 3:41 PM
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I am not thinking about you, but what do you think about us hiring a dwarf? That would be classic. Everyone would tune in to that. It would be quite a publicity stunt with the suit on everything. It would be awesome. Just spit ballin here. If anyone has something better, let's hear it.
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Oculus Spirit [96831]
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RA'd for use of the word "dwarf". We like to be called
Feb 15, 2022, 4:57 PM
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midgets.
But yes I would be on bored with that idea.
Maybe he could even do some dunking during halftime using one of those trampolines?
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Re: RA'd for use of the word "dwarf". We like to be called
Feb 15, 2022, 5:10 PM
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Maybe he could be Stone Cold's assistant and work his way up in time??
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Re: RA'd for use of the word "dwarf". We like to be called
Feb 15, 2022, 7:06 PM
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Now that opens up for some great, non-PC, halftime entertainment possibilities with midget bowling or midget cage matches?
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Re: RA'd for use of the word "dwarf". We like to be called
Feb 15, 2022, 7:19 PM
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Maybe some roller derby? We need gimmicks to make Clemson basketball interesting.
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Re: RA'd for use of the word "dwarf". We like to be called
Feb 15, 2022, 8:00 PM
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Midget roller derby would have the fans hanging off the rafters.
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Re: What's the worst case scenario if we made Stone Cold
Feb 15, 2022, 12:33 PM
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Agree.
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I'd like to hear the post game pressers when he answered
Feb 15, 2022, 12:52 PM
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questions by saying "cause stone cold said so." lol
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as long as he doesn't decide to revert back to StunningSteve
Feb 15, 2022, 3:29 PM
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Austin...
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Re: as long as he doesn't decide to revert back to StunningSteve
Feb 15, 2022, 3:36 PM
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Re: What's the worst case scenario if we made Stone Cold
Feb 15, 2022, 3:38 PM
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He might not want the pay cut.
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Re: What's the worst case scenario if we made Stone Cold
Feb 15, 2022, 3:42 PM
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If nothing else it would be fun to watch them go through Broken Skull Challenge, we would most likely have the fittest team around!
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Re: What's the worst case scenario if we made Stone Cold
Feb 15, 2022, 4:11 PM
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Why don't we just make The Si-Million Dollar man ( Steve Austin) the coach and player.That is all we would need.
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Re: What's the worst case scenario if we made Stone Cold
Feb 15, 2022, 4:18 PM
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The malarkey on this site never ends. And these are supposed to be adults. SMH
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Re: What's the worst case scenario if we made Stone Cold
Feb 15, 2022, 5:48 PM
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I am an adult. I Is 71 and Learned to dot my t's and cross my i's in the 6th grade. aND i can type ! finger ,the middle at a time.
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Re: What's the worst case scenario if we made Stone Cold
Feb 15, 2022, 4:47 PM
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Re: What's the worst case scenario if we made Stone Cold
Feb 15, 2022, 5:08 PM
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Who ?
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Re: What's the worst case scenario if we made Stone Cold
Feb 16, 2022, 11:50 AM
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