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So many new neighbors
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So many new neighbors


Apr 26, 2021, 5:37 PM

One uses lighter fluid to light charcoal. Need to make HOA law now banning lighter fluid.

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Re: So many new neighbors


Apr 26, 2021, 5:41 PM

3chi.com

????

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YEAH CMON!***


Apr 26, 2021, 5:43 PM



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I love the smell of lighter fluid***


Apr 26, 2021, 5:44 PM



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


I don't, but i do.***


Apr 26, 2021, 5:54 PM



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Re: I love the smell of lighter fluid***


Apr 26, 2021, 5:55 PM [ in reply to I love the smell of lighter fluid*** ]

Smell, yes. Taste, nope

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I'm the same way with cocaine***


Apr 27, 2021, 7:39 AM



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I like making flame go high***


Apr 27, 2021, 7:41 AM [ in reply to I love the smell of lighter fluid*** ]



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I like your funny words magic man


Re: So many new neighbors


Apr 26, 2021, 6:13 PM



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Re: So many new neighbors


Apr 26, 2021, 10:43 PM



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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Isaac Asimov
Panta Rhei Heraclitus


What in da world is a seasoned hotdog?***


Apr 27, 2021, 8:44 AM



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Re: What in da world is a seasoned hotdog?***


Apr 27, 2021, 8:54 AM



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What's the difference between a microwave and #### sex?


Apr 27, 2021, 8:55 AM

A microwave won't brown your meat



(A pastor told me that joke)

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I like your funny words magic man


Pls let your pastor know I gave him a TU for his joke


Apr 27, 2021, 9:19 AM

and not you

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Aww man...are y'all gonna do to grilling food what


Apr 27, 2021, 9:33 AM [ in reply to Re: So many new neighbors ]

you did to beer? Has that already been done?

Are you going to make it so complicated and specialized and niche driven that even cooking a bubba burger for lunch becomes an entire process that involves a Big Green Egg, a Traeger pellet grill, a brick pizza oven and about 15 European condiments to get the "aura" and "natural meat flavors to emanate from the bun"?

White people ruin everything.

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Re: Aww man...are y'all gonna do to grilling food what


Apr 27, 2021, 9:46 AM

Instead of a Bubba burger, may I suggest:

Pull out your grinder attachment for the stand mixer and make up a home-ground blend of 25% short rib, 25% sirloin, and 50% rib cap with a good heaping handful of homemade cured and smoked bacon. Season with black peppercorns freshly ground in your mortar and pestle, and Korean bamboo salt. Get the cast iron griddle pan for your Kamado preheated over a full fire box of KJ Big Block hardwood charcoals, and wipe it down with a little Ghee, then make them smash-burger style and top with slices of some smoked Gouda. Serve on home made brioche buns from earlier that day. Top with some hot garlic dill pickles from your larder, some fried shallots, a slice of heirloom tomato from the garden, and whip up a quick garlic aioli.

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so that's a "yes"***


Apr 27, 2021, 10:00 AM



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I mean, if you want your food to taste good***


Apr 27, 2021, 10:01 AM



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Never let "good enough" be the enemy of great***


Apr 27, 2021, 10:03 AM



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Does everything cooked on the BGE have to taste like


Apr 27, 2021, 9:57 AM [ in reply to Aww man...are y'all gonna do to grilling food what ]

smoke?

Yuck.

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My wife said the same thing.


Apr 27, 2021, 9:58 AM

Thats why I got rid of our little BGE knock off.

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My BIL cooks some tasty things on his, but I get kinda tired


Apr 27, 2021, 10:08 AM

of the smoke taste.

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It will taste that way if you don't burn the coals down to


Apr 27, 2021, 10:11 AM [ in reply to Does everything cooked on the BGE have to taste like ]

gray before putting them in the BGE. Get a good coal bed going and it should be mostly heat with next to no smoke.

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Nothing like a nice burger filtered with the ashes and


Apr 27, 2021, 10:12 AM

taste of a Pall Mall.

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What are you even talking about?***


Apr 27, 2021, 10:15 AM



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Re: What are you even talking about?***


Apr 27, 2021, 10:21 AM

joke
/j?k/
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noun
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
"she was in a mood to tell jokes"
Similar:
funny story
jest
witticism
quip
pleasantry
pun
play on words
shaggy-dog story
old chestnut
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in-joke
gag
wisecrack
crack
funny
one-liner
rib-tickler
killer
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blague
verb
make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.
"she could laugh and joke with her colleagues"

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Blague?***


Apr 27, 2021, 10:22 AM



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Like "plague", but with a b


Apr 27, 2021, 10:26 AM

blague
/blä?/

a joke or piece of nonsense.

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Sir, we are talkin' 'bout grilling, smoking, and


Apr 27, 2021, 10:27 AM [ in reply to Re: What are you even talking about?*** ]

otherwise coming with real live fire. This is serious stuff, no time for jokes.

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I tell you hwhat


Apr 27, 2021, 10:17 AM [ in reply to Nothing like a nice burger filtered with the ashes and ]



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Re: Nothing like a nice burger filtered with the ashes and


Apr 27, 2021, 10:25 AM [ in reply to Nothing like a nice burger filtered with the ashes and ]



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I dunno, but it takes like all day to get the grill going


Apr 27, 2021, 10:15 AM [ in reply to It will taste that way if you don't burn the coals down to ]

and then I've got a mouthful prime rib that tastes like barbeque.

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You are correct about the coals taking a while to get where


Apr 27, 2021, 10:19 AM

they need to be.

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I agree. That's why I use matchlight***


Apr 27, 2021, 7:37 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


Pretty dumb considering how much cheaper


Apr 27, 2021, 7:51 AM

diesel is per gallon.

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People still cook with charcoal?***


Apr 27, 2021, 9:21 AM



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Re: People still cook with charcoal?***


Apr 27, 2021, 9:27 AM

Only people who actually enjoy and are good at grilling and smoking.

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I should have clarified my post.


Apr 27, 2021, 9:31 AM

Yeah, if you're talking a smoker, by all means. I'm talking about those little bitty charcoal grills for burgers and hot dogs.

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Re: I should have clarified my post.


Apr 27, 2021, 9:37 AM

I grill, smoke, bake pizzas, roast, and everything in between on the same rig, on the same lump hardwood coals

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I want to try some pizzas. I think if I use the lower area


Apr 27, 2021, 10:05 AM

of my smoker I can get enough heat without overloading the firebox. However I have concerns of even the slightest bit of dirty smoke getting to the dough.

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Hold up you talkin briquettes vs lump


Apr 27, 2021, 9:27 AM [ in reply to People still cook with charcoal?*** ]

or has something awful happened and you are trying to make bbq with electricity?

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Talkin' about them briquettes


Apr 27, 2021, 9:30 AM

And I decided to really cheat and go with a pellet smoker/grill.

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I MAY do that as soon as I can find/afford something that


Apr 27, 2021, 9:40 AM

matches the capacity that my smoker has. Sometimes I do get tired of fighting the fire all day.

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So, I don't know if you know this...


Apr 27, 2021, 9:51 AM

But I now have the old trailer one the team used to use. It needs some work, mainly a plate welded to the bottom, which I don't have the skills to do. It's just sitting in the back yard right now.

Eventually going to try to get that thing hauled into a shop and may just pay someone to really trick it out.

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There has got to be a vocational wing of some school


Apr 27, 2021, 9:57 AM

down there that would do the welding.

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Re: So many new neighbors


Apr 27, 2021, 9:46 AM



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