»
Topic: What if Chuck Norris had gone to Clemson?
Replies: 26   Last Post: Mar 21, 2019, 8:30 PM by: b2westfarm
This topic has been archived - replies are not allowed.


[ Archives - Tiger Boards Archive ]
Start New Topic
Replies: 26  

What if Chuck Norris had gone to Clemson?

[1]
Posted: Mar 20, 2019, 8:08 PM
 

Would he be a 4 star or 5 star?

badge-donor-05yr.jpg link

Re: What if Chuck Norris had gone to Clemson?

[3]
Posted: Mar 20, 2019, 8:10 PM
 

He’d have long blonde hair and wear TL underwear

badge-donor-05yr.jpg link

Re: What if Chuck Norris had gone to Clemson?

[1]
Posted: Mar 21, 2019, 1:10 PM
 

I would be far less proud of being a Clemson Tiger. Movie tough guys and marshal arts enthusiasts are not my cup of tea. I am 80 years old and grew up in the south when college football, basketball and baseball were the only games in town. I don't hunt, I don't fish and I have never felt the need to own a gun of any sort ... and I am too old to change now. I feel no animosity toward those who enjoy hunting animals that can't shoot back (not sure how sporting that is), or those who have kept up with the times on things like soccer, hockey, rugby, lacross, etc ...... it's just not for me. End of rant!

link

Re: What if Chuck Norris had gone to Clemson?


Posted: Mar 21, 2019, 8:30 PM
 

Well I am a proud Clemson graduate who is a southern boy and I have done all these things and more and have had a great time doing them.....still do most of them....however old age does seem to mellow us out to a certain degree.....sorry you have missed out but to each his own.......Go Tigers!!!!!

link

Re: What if Chuck Norris had gone to Clemson?


Posted: Mar 20, 2019, 8:14 PM
 

Then the hill would be Mt Everest and Littlejohn would be Bigjohn,

link

He would have been a good backup for Hunter Renfrow.***

emoji_events [7]
Posted: Mar 20, 2019, 8:16 PM
 



badge-donor-05yr.jpg link

Re: He would have been a good backup for Hunter Renfrow.***


Posted: Mar 21, 2019, 7:56 AM
 

I came here to post this but a better mind beat me to it.

link

Chuck Norris went to Clemson...

emoji_events [5]
Posted: Mar 20, 2019, 8:40 PM
 

But he’s too humble to brag.

link

On Spring Break...

[3]
Posted: Mar 20, 2019, 8:44 PM
 

He would’ve gone to a feminist march and come back with his shirt ironed and a sandwich.

2021 orange level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg link

Re: On Spring Break...Dimwitch loves her some


Posted: Mar 20, 2019, 11:20 PM
 

Chuck Norris

link


We wouldn't have to worry about getting the shaft from the league office anymore


Posted: Mar 20, 2019, 8:59 PM
 

After Swoffie takes that roundhouse kick to the face

military_donation.jpg link

Re: What if Chuck Norris had gone to Clemson?

[1]
Posted: Mar 20, 2019, 9:22 PM
 

He would have been the first and last 7 star player. So incredible they would have skipped the 6th star.

link

Re: What if Chuck Norris had gone to Clemson?

emoji_events [6]
Posted: Mar 20, 2019, 10:12 PM
 

Maybe something along these lines.

2021 white level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg link

Sir Charles? or King Chuck? or vice versa?


Posted: Mar 20, 2019, 10:13 PM
 

Asking for a friend

2021 orange level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpg link


Re: What if Chuck Norris had gone to Clemson?

[2]
Posted: Mar 20, 2019, 10:15 PM
 

I introduced two younguns to Chuck Norris facts just earlier...an amazing piece of Americana.

“Chuck Norris can strangle a person with a cordless phone.”

2021 white level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg link

He would wear #8 and could incapacitate defenders with only 1 hand


Posted: Mar 21, 2019, 2:02 AM
 

Oh wait ...

link

Re: What if Chuck Norris had gone to Clemson?


Posted: Mar 21, 2019, 7:23 AM
 

He'd be sure to pack his Dabo Swinney pj's .

2021 purple level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg link

Re: What if Chuck Norris had gone to Clemson?


Posted: Mar 21, 2019, 7:32 AM
 

I don't understand the esteem that Chuck is held in ........ Every film I saw, Bruce Lee kicked his a*s ....... :)

link

I'm tired of these Hollywood elitists stealing spots

[2]
Posted: Mar 21, 2019, 8:32 AM
 

from high school kids that bust their butts for 4 years and then get rewarded with the Bridge program.

2021 white level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg link

Re: I'm tired of these Hollywood elitists stealing spots


Posted: Mar 21, 2019, 8:54 AM
 

Your kid busted butt for 4 years? Chuck Norris has been busting butts for for 4ever!



clemchem® said:

from high school kids that bust their butts for 4 years and then get rewarded with the Bridge program.



link

Sorry but I would rather have Bruce Lee...


Posted: Mar 21, 2019, 10:26 AM
 

That cat was not only strong but insanely fast. They had to slow him down for the cameras. And his yell alone would make opponents @#$% their pants.

link

Then he would have been Walker, Power Ranger.


Posted: Mar 21, 2019, 12:36 PM
 

Instead of that Texas thing.

2021 orange level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg link

Re: What if Chuck Norris had gone to Clemson?

[1]
Posted: Mar 21, 2019, 1:18 PM
 

Isn't Norris Hall named after him?

2021 orange level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg link

Re: What if Chuck Norris had gone to Clemson?


Posted: Mar 21, 2019, 1:39 PM
 

no but Lee Hall is definitely named after Bruce Lee and looks like a flying kick from above.

link

Re: What if Chuck Norris had gone to Clemson?


Posted: Mar 21, 2019, 8:13 PM
 

It would have been 45-16.

link


We would have a lot more tombstones next to DV***


Posted: Mar 21, 2019, 8:20 PM
 



2021 white level member link

Re: What if Chuck Norris had gone to Clemson?

[1]
Posted: Mar 21, 2019, 8:23 PM
 

Better be a 5 star because you don’t want to make him mad...... Go Tigers!!!!

link

Replies: 26  

TIGER TICKETS

FB GAME: Season Tickets
FOR SALE: Get 'em now before they are gone: four Lower Level home side season tickets for sale. Section I Row ...

Buy or Sell CU Tickets and More in Tiger Tickets!

[ Archives - Tiger Boards Archive ]
Start New Topic
2863 people have read this post