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Legend [16366]
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WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 15, 2021, 7:37 AM
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Although you’ve been winning and ballin’,
This week your trajectory’s stallin’.
Our graveyard of stones
Contains all the groans
Of hopeful ranked teams that came callin’.
80,000 can’t wait to meet y’all in the Valley…
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 15, 2021, 7:42 AM
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Your trust funding built on tobacco,
Demonic mascot that looks wacko,
And basketball fans
Aren’t wringing their hands -
They know football’s bound to step back-o.
It’s in your nature. We’ll help you embrace it.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 15, 2021, 7:45 AM
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When the Tigers Beat Wake,
The team will surly Dance;
But the question I have,
Is will BC be wearing Orange Pants?
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 15, 2021, 7:49 AM
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A Tiger encountered a Deacon -
The latter was gifted at speakin’,
But sadly for him,
Appearing all prim
Could not keep his entrails from leakin’.
Gotta stop the metaphor right there, right @BuzzPaw?
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 15, 2021, 7:58 AM
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Dave Clawson’s been smilin’ real toofy,
But boy is he gonna look goofy
When he meets our D.
It’s going to be
Like somebody slipped him a roofie.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 15, 2021, 9:15 AM
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So here comes the pride of the Deacon,
Bright smiling and lit like a beacon.
But in his dire makin'
His beacon is bacon,
The Tigers have surfeitly eaten.
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Weak florist will hit Death Valley here soon
Nov 15, 2021, 8:00 AM
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Which is good since they are needing a prune.
The Tiger defense will roar
Hopefully the offense will score
And the deacons will have the hurts until June.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 15, 2021, 8:12 AM
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This game is a WAKE -up call,
For Clemson, it's nothing or "all"
It's not the last game
But one we must claim
If we are to rise or to fall!
P.S. Just being truthful because if we lose this week, I don't even want to think about the last game)
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The injury bug gots the Tigs down
Nov 15, 2021, 9:52 AM
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As mighty Wake Forest ventures to town
The Old Demon Deac
His breath sure to reek
strolls back to Winston with a frown
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Orange Blooded [3456]
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I can dream
Nov 15, 2021, 11:56 AM
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The Deacons from Winston and Salem
Thought they’d roll into Clemson and nail ‘em.
But they never dreamed
They would get their #### reamed
When Shipley’s wildcat never failed him.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 15, 2021, 1:41 PM
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Your offense looks sharp, but we’ll dull it -
Our defense will do more to cull it
Than anyone yet.
You’ll get quite upset -
We’re gonna mess up Hartman’s mullet…
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 16, 2021, 6:05 PM
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Dave Clawson just looks like the type
Who’s country club’s stodgy and ripe,
But when you look deeper,
You see he’s a creeper
Who stands up from toilets to wipe.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 17, 2021, 11:20 AM
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The volume we hear in DV
Will quite overwhelmingly be
Too much for each Deacon
To hear Hartman speakin’ -
He’ll throw more than one INT.
I see you gettin’ healthy, Booth…
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 18, 2021, 1:56 PM
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I smelled a faint waft of tobacckies,
Then saw a starched polo and khakis,
And knew in a blink,
No stopping to think -
A Wake fan (or one of his lackies).
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 18, 2021, 2:05 PM
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Don’t look now it’s wake Forest
TNet says our O is the poorest
But we’ll give it to Ship
Deacons butts we will whip
And send them back home the sorest.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2021, 9:28 AM
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Some limp-wrist with neckbeard goatee
Has given this poast a TD.
Are you a Deac fan
Or just a weak man
Too scared to write poems with me?
*please don’t miss the purposeful irony of equating manliness with poetry - it’s intentionally self-depricating, chief…*
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2021, 9:30 AM
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Tomorrow, we’re crankin’ up loud.
Wake Forest will enter a cloud
Of sound so intense,
It dulls ev’ry sense
And causes their team to get plowed.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2021, 9:37 AM
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Once we have successfully killed
The Deac’s hopes and thereby have spilled
Their cup of libation,
We’ll hear Dave’s oration:
“Well, it was improperly chilled.”
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2021, 2:11 PM
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Our seniors do not mess around.
As 80-some thousand surround,
Our home winning streak
Continues this week
With their blood and sweat in this ground.
Great job, seniors. GO TIGERS
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I don’t want to sound like a meanie,
Nov 19, 2021, 2:34 PM
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But Dabo can sometimes be a weenie,
But when it comes to beating Wake,
I hope it doesn’t come down to a fake,
That’s run by none other than Will Swinney.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 20, 2021, 10:53 AM
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Here under the clear autumn skies,
We’ll plant a right hook ‘twixt the eyes
Of Wake Forest’s Deacon.
There’s no sense in sneakin’ -
We’ll win. It won’t be a surprise.
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