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Well boys, Ole Spud invited several if his buddies to lunch
Oct 6, 2016, 9:57 PM
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today at a local restaurant, owned and operated by someone who is not from around these parts. Anyway,she being the entertaining sort that she is, noticed we were all Tigers and she says, "I have an entertaining story for you, if you gentlemen have the time for it". And without question, all of us derelicts absolutely had the time. So, she began...." About a year ago, this fella came in to eat, and as I was waiting on him, he says he's famous. I said, Oh, are you a professional football player?" "No, he says." " A baseball player, professional golfer,....tennis player......actor?" "No, none of those, he says". So she tells him," Well sir, I am truly sorry , but I have no idea who you are", to which he replies,"I Stephen Garcia, and I was the quarterback for USC"...............
and she says," So what brings you all the way out here from California?".........
.........Boys, we fell out of our chairs!! No doubt we will be regular diners from here on out!!!!
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All-In [25888]
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Re: Well boys, Ole Spud invited several if his buddies to lunch
Oct 6, 2016, 11:05 PM
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Great and true comeback by her. Hope you tipped her well.
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CU Medallion [53716]
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She wasn't joking. She is from up north......***
Oct 6, 2016, 11:13 PM
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Oculus Spirit [90729]
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So, what school did he play for?
Oct 7, 2016, 12:37 AM
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LoL!
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All-TigerNet [10563]
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Legend [15907]
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That's good stuff Spud..
Oct 7, 2016, 2:07 AM
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Its like Anchorman (Will Ferrell) saying, I'm kind of a big deal.
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Varsity [206]
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Re: Well boys, Ole Spud invited several if his buddies to lunch
Oct 7, 2016, 8:59 AM
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Are we allowed to be privy to the location?
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Re: Well boys, Ole Spud invited several if his buddies to lunch
Oct 7, 2016, 9:25 AM
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Classic story. Great delivery. +Uno
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CU Guru [1806]
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Apparently he thinks he is famous... I heard another story
Oct 7, 2016, 9:26 AM
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from a friend who's sister tended bar in Five Points. He tried to get his drinks for free by asking: "Don't you know who I am?" She replied: "yes, but you still have to pay for your drinks."
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Orange Blooded [2111]
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i dont know whats funnier
Oct 7, 2016, 9:40 AM
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the fact he said he was famous...or what she said about being all the way out here from California.
+1 that was a good one
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Oculus Spirit [79990]
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What was his response?***
Oct 7, 2016, 9:52 AM
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110%er [9646]
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Funny line from Cheers:
Oct 7, 2016, 10:07 AM
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Sam Malone - "Not many people know this, but I'm pretty famous."
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