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How many Christian are on this board and if you would tell
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How many Christian are on this board and if you would tell


Oct 8, 2020, 1:44 PM

your denomination. I am Baptist so no drink and dancing here.

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I am (was?) Baptist.


Oct 8, 2020, 1:47 PM

No dancing for me. Just heavy alcohol abuse, uppers and a general disregard for my fellow man.

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Oct 8, 2020, 1:48 PM

Presbyterian

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Once a Methodist, always a methodist.***


Oct 8, 2020, 1:49 PM



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MauldinT, where are you???


^^^strangely warmed heart^^^^***


Oct 8, 2020, 4:00 PM



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Re: ^^^strangely warmed heart^^^^***


Oct 8, 2020, 4:14 PM

I am surprised they are not Catholic in here. Its all good. My sister in-law married a Catholic so she converted. Her husband said something about the pope would not like what she said. Her answer was you ant sleeping with the pope. They call her a rebel Catholic we told her that meant she was protestant.

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Re: Once a Methodist, always a methodist.***


Oct 8, 2020, 4:10 PM [ in reply to Once a Methodist, always a methodist.*** ]

Also a Methodist.

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Methodists are Baptists who can read.***


Oct 8, 2020, 4:31 PM [ in reply to Once a Methodist, always a methodist.*** ]



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drinking and dancing are terrible things to focus on***


Oct 8, 2020, 1:52 PM



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Re: drinking and dancing are terrible things to focus on***


Oct 8, 2020, 1:58 PM

I agree but you know the old joke. A man was plowing in his field one day and his son came running over the hill. The boy said Daddy Daddy the preacher is coming. The father told his son to go back to the house and If it was the Catholic Priest Hid all the alcohol, If it was the Methodist minster hid all the money and if it was the Baptist preach hid your momma.

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This is true for a lot of preachers***


Oct 8, 2020, 1:59 PM



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I like your funny words magic man


Re: This is true for a lot of preachers***


Oct 8, 2020, 2:04 PM

See even Christian can have a sense of humor. We are all human anyway.

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on the issue of alcohol...


Oct 8, 2020, 2:08 PM [ in reply to Re: drinking and dancing are terrible things to focus on*** ]

I have heard the argument offered that the wine that Jesus and his disciples drank was not fermented. While I believe it probably did not contain the same percentage of alcohol per volume that today's wine contains, I do believe it was fermented.

Here are the two reasons:

1) I disagree that the Bible teaches not to drink. It only says not to get drunk. If the wine was not fermented, then how would you get drunk with it.

2) The story when Jesus turned the water into wine...

It is often joked about you drink the stuff that you like first and then after you're buzzing real good anything will do...Milwaukee's Best.

The same thing happened with the Wedding in Cana. They ran out of wine and Jesus turned the water into wine. It was noted that this was the finest wine the host and partygoers had tasted and it was remarked at how unusual to save the best wine for last.

"Then he called the bridegroom aside and said, 'Everyone brings out the choice wine first and then the cheaper wine after the guests have had too much to drink; but you have saved the best till now.' - John 2:10

Has anybody ever had "too much" grape juice?

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Re: on the issue of alcohol...


Oct 8, 2020, 2:26 PM

I think someone accused me of having too much grape juice in another post.

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Pentecostal: the crazies***


Oct 8, 2020, 1:53 PM



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I like your funny words magic man


Re: How many Christian are on this board and if you would tell


Oct 8, 2020, 1:54 PM

Presbyterian, heavy drinking and dancin'

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Oct 8, 2020, 1:59 PM

Were there any dancing?

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Re: How many Christian are on this board and if you would tell


Oct 8, 2020, 2:14 PM

Southern Baptists don't have sex standing up because they're worried it might look like dancing.


What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? The Methodist will say hi to you in the liquor store.

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Re: How many Christian are on this board and if you would tell


Oct 8, 2020, 2:13 PM

I drink a lot and sometimes the dancing follows that. The dancing skill alone is enough to justify punching my ticket to hell.

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for this white boy...


Oct 8, 2020, 2:21 PM

in college, if there was to be any dancing, an appropriate level of drinking was a prerequisite.

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Oct 8, 2020, 2:30 PM

You do know when Furman first got coeds. The President saw the bushes shaking out side his window so he went out side to investigate. He found a male and female going to town in the bushes. He said carry on I thought your were dancing.

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Was Presbyterian, now Gesargenplotzian***


Oct 8, 2020, 2:14 PM



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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: like a man, who hath thought of a good repartee when the discourse is changed, or the company parted; or like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.
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Re: How many Christian are on this board and if you would tell


Oct 8, 2020, 3:37 PM

Baptists can't dance because it looks to much like sex standing up.

It's bad, very bad.

Grandfather was Emmanuel Holiness, so I was raised in that and in the Baptist Church.

I'm unaffiliated now.

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United Methodist***


Oct 8, 2020, 3:58 PM



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Episcopalian...


Oct 8, 2020, 4:02 PM

but attending a baptist church at present.

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Re: Episcopalian...


Oct 8, 2020, 4:05 PM

Keep going.

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Re: How many Christian are on this board and if you would tell


Oct 8, 2020, 4:18 PM

Methodist

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Presbyterian.***


Oct 8, 2020, 4:32 PM



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I'm loving all the Baptists


Oct 8, 2020, 4:44 PM

Not that I would date any of you, but it's just good to know that the Baptist community is thriving on the P&R boreds. Makes me feel at home.

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Re: I'm loving all the Baptists


Oct 8, 2020, 7:44 PM

I don't think my wife would like it either. I am not going to ask anyway.

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