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All-TigerNet [13888]
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THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!
Oct 27, 2016, 11:36 AM
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It's almost here!! The electricity of FSU at night is building. Maybe this one doesnt feel the same to you. Maybe the 2 losses of the Noles have you less than thrilled. You better check your pulse! Wayne Galman is about to go OFF. Mark it down. He is salty and fired up. Here's what you need to look for in the first few minutes....our D is going to get some great stops. You'll know we're in the clear when they get up in the faces of the FSU players and let them hear about it. I saw it in the Louisville game and the GT game...and I KNEW we would be fine. It was missing against the Pack...but they poked the bear. Now the Tigers are angry and hungry....HANGRY.
So Junior and I have collected a skinny little Seminole. He is secured in the garage. We used some new tools this week. Junior welded two dinner forks together so there's a fork on each end. We sharpened the tines to a pin point. We've connected this around Chief Buttahola's neck. One end of the tines is under his chin, the other is in his chest. If that boy so much as nods off, he's a goner.
I have sharpened my biggest hunting knife. It is all set to go. Shortly after they throw that little spear in the ground, I'm going to run the edge of that blade at an angle above his eyebrows. Once I swing it around about seven inches, I'm going to start peeling back that scalp. Have you ever cleaned a fish? It's not much different...except for the bellowing howls of agony. I figure he'll be scalped completely in under 30 seconds. His bare head will look like a pizza with the cheese pulled off.
As he sobs and begs for death, we will melt the jewelry he was wearing. It's all silver and it melts nicely. As the second quarter begins, we're going to pour that melted silver into his eyes so he can see his demise no more.
This will be a bloody war on the Noles. They will fail and we shall dance late into the night. I'm going to wear his bloody scalp as a loin cloth as we celebrate this ACC Atlantic championship.
We're just starting to roll, my friends. It's going to be magnificent
Buckle UP!!!!
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Heisman Winner [139931]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!***
Oct 27, 2016, 11:38 AM
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110%er [6637]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!
Oct 27, 2016, 11:54 AM
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LOL @ "Chief Buttahola"
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Orange Blooded [2053]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!
Oct 27, 2016, 11:58 AM
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THIS GOOD STUFF RIGHT HERE BROTHER! GO TIGERS!
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All-In [28373]
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i just punched my co-worker
Oct 27, 2016, 12:15 PM
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and as always, much appreciated
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Legend [16779]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!
Oct 27, 2016, 12:18 PM
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When a player is 'salty', it does my soul good!
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CU Guru [1806]
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It is troubling how much I enjoy these... meanwhile, Buzz is
Oct 27, 2016, 12:24 PM
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getting put on a watchlist...
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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I do the watching
Oct 27, 2016, 12:26 PM
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Nobody's putting me on a list
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All-In [46565]
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Re: I do the watching
Oct 27, 2016, 12:37 PM
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Hey Buzz has this!!! He does what Buzz does, nobody mezzes with BuzzPaw!!
Tigers Win!!
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All-In [40100]
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It's official, Tigers Win! All is right with the world.***
Oct 27, 2016, 12:29 PM
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Legend [17626]
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LMAO at "Chief Buttahola"!
Oct 27, 2016, 12:38 PM
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And never gonna get on BuzzPaw's bad side.
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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I was pretty proud of that one
Oct 27, 2016, 2:55 PM
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And good policy
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All-In [26326]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!
Oct 27, 2016, 12:47 PM
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#@#@
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Hall of Famer [24542]
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I've missed you buzzpaw and the process!!!!!***
Oct 27, 2016, 11:46 PM
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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Thank you
Oct 28, 2016, 2:59 PM
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I trust this will be the push to get us over the top
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CU Guru [1239]
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About Gallman...
Oct 27, 2016, 11:49 PM
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It's probably the easiest speech that Dabo can give to him.
"Just imagine those Florida State defense are Dravious Wright."
Boom! At least 150-200 rushing yards by Gallman alone.
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Legend [18133]
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Bump
Oct 28, 2016, 8:07 AM
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Keep it at the top
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!
Oct 28, 2016, 8:27 AM
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DAS RASSIST!
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Glad BuzzPaw is on our side!***
Oct 28, 2016, 8:27 AM
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