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Legend [16366]
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SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2018, 7:56 AM
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We’ll witness a like-colored squad
Cold-cocked on the Tiger-striped sod!
When Death Valley’s shakin’,
The Or’nge will start quakin’
And tryin’ to get right with God.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2018, 7:58 AM
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Coach Dino, you all did good jobs -
Our loss up there nigh all but robs
Our shot at the Dance...
Now, we’ll beat the pants
Off all of you smug Yankee slobs.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2018, 8:39 AM
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Your dome is oppressively hot!
And think - all those loud fans y’all got?
That’s why your O-line
Is gonna do fine
Lined up in Death Valley? It’s not.
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Legend [16366]
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2018, 1:21 PM
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Don’t know if y’all heard the big news:
The QB spot has some new shoes.
Now you can expect
That you will get wrecked
In all football phases. Poor Cuse.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2018, 1:27 PM
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To the fans of Syracuse
On Saturday your team will certainly lose
You will arrive in Death Valley early and in a rush
Only to realize that you are a victim of the real Orange Crush
When the game is over you will amuse us
as you leave the stadium in a state known as lugubrious...
I have never written a limerick in my life..Be kind!
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All-TigerNet [10904]
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Well, technically,you still haven't!! But good effort anyway***
Sep 26, 2018, 9:26 PM
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2018, 1:35 PM
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How about a haiku:
Yea you won last year
Celebrated like morons
This year we thrash you
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2018, 9:35 PM
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When those Orangemen roll into Tiger town
We'll be ready to put the hammer down
There really can be no excuse
To not really smack the Cuse
Dino will leave the Valley, wearing a frown!
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2018, 1:42 PM
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Redemption will be a great thrill
When we Cuse’s spirit do kill.
Revenge notwithstanding,
I hate Yanks demanding
It’s “barbecue” instead of “grill.”
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Legend [16489]
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The orange into Clemson are rolling,
Sep 24, 2018, 2:25 PM
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but our fans think they are only for throwing.
The Tigers will chomp, and Saturday will romp,
And come December, to the orange bowl we are going.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2018, 2:51 PM
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In upstate New York, there was such team.
They're the Syracuse Orange, with an offensive scheme.
They caught us last year, with shortness of breath.
Now we play in the Valley, nicknamed, "death".
Clemson will dominate, scoring at will.
Accept the beating. Relish the thrill.
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Roses are Red and Clemson is orange...
Sep 24, 2018, 3:02 PM
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and Sarah Cuse sucks
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Oculus Spirit [79243]
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Re: Syracuse Limericks
Sep 24, 2018, 4:31 PM
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Who's the coach that chants? Dino Babers.
His LAST win last year he did savor!
Our cats will be loosed,
Ripping up the 'Cuse,
To regain all of t-net's favor!!!
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2018, 5:04 PM
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Correct me if this may be wrong,
But Saturday, it won’t take long
For Tiger exposure
To crush their composure -
We’ll quickly hear Clemson’s fight song.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2018, 5:11 PM
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We ain’t even brought out the mustard,
And that, plus the depth news y’all just-heard,
Means after it’s done,
The Cuse will be one
Of Earth’s largest smears of Or’nge custard.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2018, 5:44 PM
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Verbose bad boy from up-state New York
'Ner tasted Smoke'n Pig's pulled pork.
Unlike smelly coots
Who peck at old roots,
Can gain some satisfaction by fork.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2018, 7:00 PM
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They come quickly slinging an air raid.
Old debts piling up to be repaid.
While turning their backs,
THE "Cle Missile" attacks!!!
EMS will be called to give aid.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2018, 7:54 PM
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We need to review it again?
It’s “Coke,” ya dumb Yank. How inane.
We save the word “pop”
For when y’all can’t stop
Big Cle and he rattles your brain.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2018, 8:26 PM
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Touche'!!!
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2018, 10:06 PM
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We remember a 4th and sixteen.
The years before were quite lean.
"BEST" became standard.
Foes quake then land hard.
These are the best years we've ever seen!
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 25, 2018, 7:49 AM
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Last season’s fluke win made y’all flutter?
Come test our gristmill and corn cutter -
Your cream-of-wheat D
Is just gonna be
A-salt-ed and sliced up like butter.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 25, 2018, 7:54 AM
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Your dopey, cartoonish mascot -
He really and truly has got
A facial expression
That’s great for repression
Once Clemson makes y’all a has-not.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 25, 2018, 2:38 PM
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Shoulders thrown back, a gleam in their eye
They wander southward seeking to try
To blemish our record
And create some discord
But their best laid plans go awry.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 25, 2018, 2:43 PM
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Whip our #### again? Surely they wish!
Everyone will play, we ain't selfish.
Syr-cuse battered bruised
Feeling so abused
Losers' tears always taste so "de-lish"!!!
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2018, 8:09 AM
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O Cuse, fix thy gaze to the air -
A rifling ball you’ll see there.
Who threw it ‘twixt thee
And torched thy gassed D?
The man with the long, flaxen hair.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2018, 4:55 PM
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Even the score, next goal's fulfillment.
Brutally terminal message sent.
Tigers aren't joking,
Constantly poking
The 'cuse in OUR orange resplendent.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2018, 7:58 PM
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To the sloppy guy in the “real men wear Orangeman shirt”,
When you screamed at me, we kicked your a$$, were you trying to flirt?
I gave you the finger carefully,
And then thought prayerfully,
After our D-line is done, more than your manhood will be hurt.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2018, 9:03 PM
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A Cuse fan just told me, “Sup, brah?”
I said, “Clemson’s point spread! Haha!”
He then waved me off,
Re-gelled his stiff coif,
Secured his ear studs, and said, “Nah.”
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2018, 9:08 PM
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The Or’ngemen won’t get it diluted -
They get the now clear, undisputed
Full measure of Trevor.
He pulls the freak lever
And Lawrence Time gets instituted.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2018, 9:15 PM
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While most folks opine on QBs,
The Syracuse guys hit their knees
And practice their begs -
With wobbly legs,
They’ll say, “Please have mercy, Dex! Please!”
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2018, 9:51 PM
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Sat-day I'll jump in my big black truck,
Heading North-West & wishing for luck,
To see Trevor throw
Putting on a show
That'll cause the 'cuse to say, " Oh . . . . . .
Shucks!!!"
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2018, 9:45 PM
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Trevor Lawrence gets his starting debut
And the Tiger defense will be resolute
Eric Dungey will soon find out
What real Tiger D is all about
He'll be on his back more than a cheap prostitute!
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2018, 9:49 PM
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You might think our staff’s mired in drama.
In truth, there’s a large, tigrine Brahma,
Who’s rather unkind,
With vengeance in mind.
He’ll charge, and you’ll cry for your mama.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2018, 10:22 PM
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Having never written prose before,
Preferring though to read others' score.
I joined bdrechs' game.
He's seldom mundane.
His wit is simplistic T-Net Lore.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2018, 10:46 PM
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"Tiger World" will continue to turn,
Even though others now gripe and spurn.
Yanks are in trouble,
We'll burst that bubble
As our boys unify their concern.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2018, 7:55 AM
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Coach Babers keeps up a quick pace,
But let’s see how quickly his face
Converts from a grin
Into a sore, thin
Expression of utter disgrace.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2018, 8:07 AM
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In the valley, bright sun it will shine
On the monsters known as “D-line”
Cuse tackles and guards
Will try very hard
But on Dungey the monsters will dine
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2018, 11:48 AM
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You’ll find that there’s more to this team
Than media types make it seem.
This unified bunch
Eats pressure for lunch -
Its depth never runs outta steam.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2018, 3:03 PM
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Your orange blaze marks for prevention
Won’t spare you the horror and tension
Of being blood-hunted.
These teeth are not blunted -
They’ll maul you beyond comprehension.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2018, 9:07 AM
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Come hear a sad tale of futility:
A D-line with unmatched agility
Will utterly render
To point of surrender
The Or’ngemen’s offensive utility.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2018, 10:33 AM
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Last year things got all catawampus.
Dabo didn't w/draw, w/hold or fuss.
He set our course straight,
With his dogged gait,
Hence the "ALL IN" will follow him thus!
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2018, 11:06 AM
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Piercing the air with darts from Trevor
Our "O" will engagingly sever
The dizzying head
Of the gents now led
By the magnetic Dino Babers.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2018, 4:30 PM
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Tomorrow, ‘round this time or so,
The CFB pundits will know
That personnel change
Does not rearrange
The fact that we’ll wallop this foe.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2018, 7:39 PM
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Two guys are suspended this week,
But Clemson’s approach is unique -
For GT, this crew
Played 72.
This week? It’s a 5-and-0 streak.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2018, 8:33 PM
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Thanks for letting an "old f@rt" join in.
It's like opening the door to kin.
They go thru your stuff
And throw up some fluff.
Dear God, please just let our Tigers win!
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2018, 10:44 PM
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The Cuse could use sleep’s full effects,
But Dabo completely expects
A foe unprepared -
They’ll stay awake scared
And check under beds for Big Dex.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 29, 2018, 5:03 AM
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The Or’nge is about to get squeezed!
In vengeance, it’s gonna get seized,
Then carved into pieces
Until it releases
Sweet tears, and I think we’ll be pleased.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 29, 2018, 10:43 AM
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Having left @ 4 in the morning,
Trip to T-town, thankfully boring.
A nap in my slot,
It will mean a lot
Before I watch the endless scoring!
?? Go Tigers!!! ??
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