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So my wife went to the doctor today
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So my wife went to the doctor today


Jun 7, 2022, 7:39 PM

and they removed something that looked like a cashew from each of her ears. I figured she was just not listening to me most of the time, but turns out she just couldn’t hear me.

I thought, “great” then quickly realized I’m going to have to return to my inner monologue…

Go Tigers!!!

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Re: So my wife went to the doctor today


Jun 7, 2022, 7:48 PM

that’s nuts.

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"Anybody that says Coach Brownell is the best coach to come through Clemson is going to start an argument." -JP Hall


I’d poast the pick, but it’s a little salty.***


Jun 7, 2022, 7:50 PM



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Thoughts and prayers ****


Jun 7, 2022, 8:15 PM



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For me or the wife? ; )***


Jun 7, 2022, 8:17 PM



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Definitely both****


Jun 7, 2022, 8:23 PM



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Re: Definitely both****


Jun 7, 2022, 10:45 PM

Amen!

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I promise I will come to your funeral....***


Jun 7, 2022, 8:17 PM



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Thanks Spud!***


Jun 7, 2022, 8:19 PM



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Re: Thanks Spud!***


Jun 7, 2022, 10:47 PM

I don't attend funerals where the spouse lives dangerously!!!

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He’s not wrong!***


Jun 7, 2022, 11:14 PM



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A growth, or just a big wad of ear wax?***


Jun 7, 2022, 8:28 PM



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She gets terrible build up.


Jun 7, 2022, 9:04 PM

It’s insane.

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Re: She gets terrible build up.


Jun 7, 2022, 10:49 PM

So is her husband, insane!!!!

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Truer words have never been spoken.***


Jun 7, 2022, 11:56 PM



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Sounds like she may have some regrets about this already.***


Jun 7, 2022, 8:32 PM



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Tell um, coot!***


Jun 7, 2022, 9:06 PM



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Re: So my wife went to the doctor today


Jun 7, 2022, 8:36 PM

Reminds me of Shrek. Did you make a candle with it?

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Re: So my wife went to the doctor today


Jun 7, 2022, 10:27 PM

Do you think she is now going to take you to the doctor ?

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Re: So my wife went to the doctor today


Jun 7, 2022, 10:44 PM

Try a couple of ear candles every now and then.

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Re: So my wife went to the doctor today


Jun 7, 2022, 10:44 PM

So that's why my wife has that jar of cashews on the end table by her recliner, well now I know, she better don't ask me to take her to the Dr to get something out her ear, and if she does, I won't hear her!!!

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My first thought was . . .


Jun 7, 2022, 10:48 PM

“We’re they inserted intentionally?”

You do live in a household of 3 females . . . She may have just needed her quiet place.

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Lol,


Jun 7, 2022, 11:16 PM

You haven’t stated anything untrue!!!!

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Re: So my wife went to the doctor today


Jun 7, 2022, 11:45 PM

is this the one where the family called the aristocrats go to the talent agent? You told it wrong.

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I’m sorry, that’s private.


Jun 7, 2022, 11:47 PM

Take care, Moran.

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Re: I’m sorry, that’s private.


Jun 7, 2022, 11:54 PM

Gilbert Gottfied told that one best, much better than yours. I bet you don't even YouTube it because it is too dirty for you.

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I’m not familiar with YouTube, but will ask


Jun 7, 2022, 11:59 PM

my grandson. Is that a Nintendo game?

RIP Gilbert.

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I don't believe you.


Jun 7, 2022, 11:53 PM

No woman would put up with a man who lives on Tigernet 16/7/365 ??

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You Tell em u7c coot, no one knows losing more than you


Jun 8, 2022, 9:07 AM

BloodbeOrange®

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Pigs


Jun 8, 2022, 9:09 AM

of the cashew-sized globs of ear wax?

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Aspiring member of the TigerNet Sewer Dwellers


Just remember, you asked


Jun 8, 2022, 10:29 AM

cutigerbob®


Special mention to that coot Spud Since the pic is sideways.

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You have pretty fingernails***


Jun 8, 2022, 10:53 AM



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Aspiring member of the TigerNet Sewer Dwellers


Those are press-on’s but thanks for noticing!***


Jun 8, 2022, 11:18 AM



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Stop putting your nuts in her ear.


Jun 8, 2022, 9:21 AM

YWIA

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


The instructions said


Jun 8, 2022, 10:30 AM

One size fits all ???????

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