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Oculus Spirit [75788]
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So my wife went to the doctor today
Jun 7, 2022, 7:39 PM
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and they removed something that looked like a cashew from each of her ears. I figured she was just not listening to me most of the time, but turns out she just couldn’t hear me.
I thought, “great” then quickly realized I’m going to have to return to my inner monologue…
Go Tigers!!!
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CU Medallion [56100]
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Re: So my wife went to the doctor today
Jun 7, 2022, 7:48 PM
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that’s nuts.
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Oculus Spirit [75788]
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I’d poast the pick, but it’s a little salty.***
Jun 7, 2022, 7:50 PM
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Rock Defender [52]
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Thoughts and prayers ****
Jun 7, 2022, 8:15 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75788]
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For me or the wife? ; )***
Jun 7, 2022, 8:17 PM
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Rock Defender [52]
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Definitely both****
Jun 7, 2022, 8:23 PM
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CU Medallion [54855]
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Re: Definitely both****
Jun 7, 2022, 10:45 PM
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Amen!
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CU Medallion [53331]
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I promise I will come to your funeral....***
Jun 7, 2022, 8:17 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75788]
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Thanks Spud!***
Jun 7, 2022, 8:19 PM
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Re: Thanks Spud!***
Jun 7, 2022, 10:47 PM
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I don't attend funerals where the spouse lives dangerously!!!
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Oculus Spirit [75788]
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He’s not wrong!***
Jun 7, 2022, 11:14 PM
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All-TigerNet [10855]
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A growth, or just a big wad of ear wax?***
Jun 7, 2022, 8:28 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75788]
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She gets terrible build up.
Jun 7, 2022, 9:04 PM
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It’s insane.
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CU Medallion [54855]
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Re: She gets terrible build up.
Jun 7, 2022, 10:49 PM
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So is her husband, insane!!!!
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Freshman [-79]
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Truer words have never been spoken.***
Jun 7, 2022, 11:56 PM
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All-In [40432]
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Sounds like she may have some regrets about this already.***
Jun 7, 2022, 8:32 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75788]
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Tell um, coot!***
Jun 7, 2022, 9:06 PM
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Re: So my wife went to the doctor today
Jun 7, 2022, 8:36 PM
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Reminds me of Shrek. Did you make a candle with it?
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All-In [25506]
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Re: So my wife went to the doctor today
Jun 7, 2022, 10:27 PM
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Do you think she is now going to take you to the doctor ?
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Re: So my wife went to the doctor today
Jun 7, 2022, 10:44 PM
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Try a couple of ear candles every now and then.
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Re: So my wife went to the doctor today
Jun 7, 2022, 10:44 PM
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So that's why my wife has that jar of cashews on the end table by her recliner, well now I know, she better don't ask me to take her to the Dr to get something out her ear, and if she does, I won't hear her!!!
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Oculus Spirit [77412]
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My first thought was . . .
Jun 7, 2022, 10:48 PM
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“We’re they inserted intentionally?”
You do live in a household of 3 females . . . She may have just needed her quiet place.
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Oculus Spirit [75788]
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Lol,
Jun 7, 2022, 11:16 PM
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You haven’t stated anything untrue!!!!
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Re: So my wife went to the doctor today
Jun 7, 2022, 11:45 PM
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is this the one where the family called the aristocrats go to the talent agent? You told it wrong.
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Oculus Spirit [75788]
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I’m sorry, that’s private.
Jun 7, 2022, 11:47 PM
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Take care, Moran.
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Heisman Winner [110279]
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Re: I’m sorry, that’s private.
Jun 7, 2022, 11:54 PM
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Gilbert Gottfied told that one best, much better than yours. I bet you don't even YouTube it because it is too dirty for you.
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Oculus Spirit [75788]
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I’m not familiar with YouTube, but will ask
Jun 7, 2022, 11:59 PM
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my grandson. Is that a Nintendo game?
RIP Gilbert.
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Freshman [-79]
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I don't believe you.
Jun 7, 2022, 11:53 PM
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No woman would put up with a man who lives on Tigernet 16/7/365 ??
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110%er [9102]
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You Tell em u7c coot, no one knows losing more than you
Jun 8, 2022, 9:07 AM
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BloodbeOrange®
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Oculus Spirit [96532]
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Pigs
Jun 8, 2022, 9:09 AM
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of the cashew-sized globs of ear wax?
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Oculus Spirit [75788]
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Just remember, you asked
Jun 8, 2022, 10:29 AM
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cutigerbob®
Special mention to that coot Spud Since the pic is sideways.
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Oculus Spirit [96532]
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You have pretty fingernails***
Jun 8, 2022, 10:53 AM
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Oculus Spirit [75788]
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Those are press-on’s but thanks for noticing!***
Jun 8, 2022, 11:18 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81758]
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Stop putting your nuts in her ear.
Jun 8, 2022, 9:21 AM
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YWIA
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Oculus Spirit [75788]
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The instructions said
Jun 8, 2022, 10:30 AM
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One size fits all ???????
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