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Since we are telling jokes this morning, a corny Coronavirus joke . . .
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Since we are telling jokes this morning, a corny Coronavirus joke . . .


Apr 8, 2020, 10:35 AM

A poor older gentleman was admitted to the icu for complications of Coronavirus. He and his young 30ish yr old nurse were both wearing masks. The nurse tells the story that the patient asks, “Are my testicles black?” At first she ignored it. After all the poor man was sick and likely delirious. But then she says she hears again, “Are my testicles black?” Knowing that this poor older gentleman was quite ill, she think, it’s ok it’s the least I can do. So she holds up the sheet and says, No, sir, you’re testicles aren’t black. The patient responds, only slightly irritated, and in a louder voice this time, “Listen carefully, ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?”


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Re: I think it's going to take at least two weeks before


Apr 8, 2020, 10:41 AM

anyone gets that joke. Get it?

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Screw Calford.


It may be 5-14 days, some Get It quicker than others***


Apr 8, 2020, 10:44 AM



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Re: It may be 5-14 days, some Get It quicker than others***


Apr 8, 2020, 11:48 AM

Frances Marion has that puzzled look on her face.

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Don't quit your stay-at-home job.***


Apr 8, 2020, 1:06 PM



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"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton


Re: Since we are telling jokes this morning, a corny Coronavirus joke . . .


Apr 8, 2020, 1:09 PM

I "ball"ed on the floor with that one.

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Re: Since we are telling jokes this morning, a corny Coronavirus joke . . .


Apr 8, 2020, 1:32 PM

I needed that!
Good one!

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your nuts


Apr 8, 2020, 1:58 PM

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


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