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SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 21, 2022, 6:59 AM
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Hey Coots, may’nnaise isn’t as bad
As how very shameful and sad
It is when you know
Eight times in a row
Your “rival” has proved they’re your dad.
TIGERS 37 GAMEPHALLUSES 13
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 21, 2022, 7:07 AM
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Interesting that you went with "may’nnaise isn’t" versus "mayonnaise ain't" there in your opening line. Decisions were made. It was unfortunate, but I think you made the right call. Only time and the judgment of future generations will ultimately decide.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 21, 2022, 7:50 AM
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With lim’ricks, the cadence is king.
To find rhyming words is one thing,
But “strong, weak, weak, strong”
Is what takes so long -
Thus “may’nnaise” has just the right ring.
But that ain’t the only way it coulda been done…
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Brilliant.***
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Nov 21, 2022, 8:00 AM
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 21, 2022, 7:11 AM
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Come to the Valley they will
Watch the Tigers run down the Hill
The fear on their chicken faces
Can be seen from many places
As the Tigers prove they're a shill
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 21, 2022, 7:51 AM
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There was a man from cooterville
who loved the dumpster fire
that the coots did build
he thought that the coots were poised
to beat up on dabo and his boys
but he found out
that it takes more talent
than the coots could could hope to employ
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 21, 2022, 7:55 AM
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As near-distant clucking commences,
A great, orange predator senses
A chance for a feast.
We won’t in the least
Show mercy or stand on pretenses.
Eyes focused; prepared are our claws.
Intrusion upon us is cause
For lethal reaction -
To our satisfaction,
We’ll shred them, then clamp down our jaws.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 21, 2022, 8:17 AM
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Although it's been said
Coots give good head
It has been written
that kickin a chickin
is almost as good as a
midbight friggin
Go Tigers Pluck the chickens!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 21, 2022, 8:33 AM
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There once was a man from Chucktown
Who was hired by a team that’s always down
Mayonnaise is his passion
Even part of his fashion
And on Saturday we’ll pummel that clown
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 21, 2022, 12:00 PM
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The oculus sets the degree,
We spatchcock the birds mentally,
Start roasting at noon,
And then, pretty soon,
We’ll feast like we do annu’lly.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 21, 2022, 12:09 PM
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So the c*cks beat a few weak VOLs
That couldn't d'fend passes at all
They'll be comin' to coot,
Their a$$es we'll boot,
And the chickens will leave without balls!
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 21, 2022, 12:44 PM
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Hey Coots, may’nnaise isn’t as bad
As how very shameful and sad
It is when you know
Eight times in a row
Your “rival” has proved they’re your dad.
TIGERS 37 GAMEPHALLUSES 13
No way in h3ll they score 13 or more....
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 21, 2022, 1:13 PM
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I’d love if the end of the game
Looked almost exactly the same
As last year’s performance,
When small, galline dormants
Laid eggs and were shut out in shame.
If you wanna watch roosters lay eggs, pay attention to Sakerlina football…
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 21, 2022, 1:20 PM
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Once all of the butchery’s done,
We’ll still get to witness some fun -
The weeping and wailing
And flopping and flailing!
Though headless, birds still love to run…
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There once was a coach named Beamer
Nov 21, 2022, 1:56 PM
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Who was known worldwide as a screamer.
"This week we'll be great!
They'll never win eight."
Turns out he was merely a dreamer.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 21, 2022, 3:22 PM
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What happened to “fire the OC”??
Play well for once, then suddenly
It’s rosy and bright?
On Saturday night,
Perspective returns and hopes flee.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 22, 2022, 11:44 AM
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The Coçks simply cannot keep quiet.
Just win with class, Coots - you should try it.
Dysfunctional Vols
With NIL brawls
Ain’t good. Plus, their coach needs to diet.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 23, 2022, 10:19 PM
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Chickens are good for tailgate wings,
And pecking their shyte like ding-a-lings.
USUC of the mighty SEC,
Just beat over ranked Tennessee.
Here comes loss #73 against the ACC KINGS.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 24, 2022, 7:22 AM
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It’s Thanksgiving, Tigers! Let’s be
So grateful for that which we see,
That flowing out from us
Are deeds that become us
In love, and in Christ, joyfully.
“And above all these put on love, which binds everything together in perfect harmony. And let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts, to which indeed you were called in one body. And be thankful.”
Colossians 3:14-15 ESV
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 24, 2022, 2:51 PM
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I scarfed all my Thanksgiving food,
And once my last bite had been chewed,
I got a strong sense
That Goodwin’s defense
Will, too, be in ravenous mood…
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 24, 2022, 3:50 PM
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The “Coot” moniker is no slight -
It’s just that when Tnetters write
Your mascot’s pet name,
Tnet does the same
When curse words appear on the site.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 24, 2022, 5:02 PM
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We always debate which came first,
But you can be sure that the worst
Ball team Saturday
A big egg will lay
Before they slink off. Coots are cursed.
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Re: SAKERLINA WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 26, 2022, 8:10 AM
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It’s only a couple more hours
‘Til all your vain hopefulness sours
And curb-stomping starts.
Your foul chicken hearts
Will break under oculus powers.
Tighten up your jocks, Coots…
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