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There a lunger visiting FGF
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There a lunger visiting FGF


Nov 23, 2021, 5:14 PM

https://southcarolina.forums.rivals.com/threads/i-really-dont-think-im-any-better-than-a-monkey-because-of-my-anger-issues-awhile-ago-i-ordered.371981/
I really don't think I'm any better than a monkey because of my anger issues. Awhile ago I ordered...
...from DoorDash again, which I can't afford. So poor impulse control, which is probably one reason why I'm poor. But whatever. The food gets here and I am...
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Reads like FastChad


Nov 23, 2021, 7:11 PM

FastChad this you?

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Nov 24, 2021, 10:10 AM

That’s not me. I don’t have anger management issues. I just get sad when stuff like that happens.

I once ordered Uber Eats because I was so stoned I couldn’t find my truck keys. If anyone has been in a similar situation, you know that every appetizer from Outback has to be ordered. The girl shows up over an hour later and had to make two trips to her car because I ordered so much…for myself. On a side note, if anyone knows a brunette Uber Eats driver in Greenville that has a tattoo of Queen of Hearts on her left forearm, tell her I love her. I really mean that.

Anyways, I immediately start stuffing my face with Aussie Cheese Fries with a Mac and cheese bite or two mixed in. Next in line was a Blooming Onion. That’s when it started to hit me. The onion was soggy, but I just kept taking bite after unfulfilling bite. The whole time, I’m thinking “what kind of loser gets high by himself and eats soggy onions.”

After finishing every bite of the onion, I pulled out the three cheese steak dip. I ended up spilling it over my favorite Kid Rock concert tee shirt. I stopped eating at that moment and started to cry. No anger like a monkey. Just tears running down my cheek as I looked down at my bloated belly and dirty tee shirt.

I thought the delivery driver could make me happy, so I kept placing orders until finally getting her as a driver again. I asked her if she felt the same spark as I did. She laughed at me and walked away. It was a really bad night, but I didn’t throw anything or yell.

stubborn_tiger®

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Its me, here is the truth, I coded a bot and fed it 7spots


Nov 23, 2021, 9:35 PM

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It spit that out. I am actually really proud of it

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