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PITT WEEK LIMERICKS

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Oct 18, 2021, 11:40 AM

We’re gonna give Yankees the fits
When Tigers bring grown-feller hits
That stuff their attack.
Keep talkin’ that smack -
We’ll grind you up finer than grits…

“Hello, Mr. Pickett - this is your proctologist’s office calling to remind you of your appointment with Dr. Xavier Thomas this Saturday at 3:30. We look forward to seeing you.”

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Oct 18, 2021, 11:46 AM

“Their offense is truly incredible!
It’s too big a pill to be edible!”
Poor us. It’s too bad
We never have had
A game with a team that’s “ungettable”…

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Oct 18, 2021, 1:07 PM

Not trying to snub in the least -
You Panthers have had quite a feast
Of fortune this year,
But we’ll make it clear
Our Cat’s a superior beast…

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Oct 18, 2021, 1:25 PM

The Steel City faithful aren’t meek.
If fan base engagement you seek,
These folks have great spirit,
But we sure won’t hear it -
The Steelers aren’t playing this week.

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Oct 18, 2021, 2:10 PM

It’s quite an unusual thing
For Vegas to vapidly sling
The line for this game,
Consid’ring we’ll maim
Their points-scorers. It’s gonna sting…

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Oct 18, 2021, 3:02 PM

Looming an appointment @ Heinz Field.
A blood letting is ‘bout to get real!!!
Our “D” in your face,
You’ll struggle to keep Pace
From increasing your desires to yield.


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Oct 18, 2021, 3:08 PM

"Heinz" *

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Oct 18, 2021, 4:53 PM

Hey, speaking of that, people raved
In Knoxville when vict’ry they craved
Turned into the blues.
Will y’all, when you lose,
Throw bottles of ketchup you’ve saved?

TIA

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Oct 18, 2021, 3:21 PM

So . . . you have finally punched your ticket,
With the quarterback you call Pickett?
Kenny best just pray
For no “BC” like day,
When the nugget slips through his wicket!!!

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Oct 18, 2021, 5:16 PM

This week we head up to Pitt
Week 7 and still the same 5h!+
Venables gets defensive
O is offensive
3 men fronts give our OL a fit!

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Oct 19, 2021, 10:45 AM

For us, there are good reasons why
It’s not foregone pie-in-the-sky
To be optimistic.
You want a statistic?
The UGA OC says, “Hi.”

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Oct 19, 2021, 11:24 AM

This week we visit the Panthers
With an offense still looking for answers
If we find them at Pitt
Will all y’all please quit
Demanding that Dabo take transfers?!!

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Oct 19, 2021, 12:49 PM

The noise and the constant critique
Is making conditions unique,
But not pure uncharted -
The ROY bus has started,
And Pitt will hurt for it this week.

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Oct 19, 2021, 1:23 PM

Last year, you threw four interceptions.
You think we won’t keep up deceptions
That baited you, Pickett?
We’re punching your ticket
For just as much passing ineptions.

Booth and Mukuba and Davis and Turner say, “Hi.”

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Oct 19, 2021, 2:09 PM

You bank on your memories of old.
The hay-days for The Blue and The Gold.
Charlotte was a mess.
You gave us your “bess”,
But like a cheap chair, you did fold.




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Oct 19, 2021, 2:21 PM

We all loved the shifty Dorsett.
His elusiveness we’ll n’er forget!!!
BV will be there
You’ll pull at your hair
As he skillfully tightens your corset.




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Oct 19, 2021, 4:51 PM

The spelling of Pittsburgh is Scottish,
But one thing that strikes me as oddish
Is those who live there
Do not really care.
They’re more cavatelli/steel roddish.

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Oct 20, 2021, 10:42 PM

I guess when you really get to it,
The issue is whether you do it
Or whether you don’t.
My guess is y’all won’t,
And we’re gonna find a way through it.

TIGERS 27, PANTHERS 20

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Oct 21, 2021, 11:56 AM

Their plan is to take to the air,
But if they attempt what they dare,
Our defensive backs
Will plan their attacks
To turn these boys over back there.

I’m callin multiple picks on Saturday, at least one for Booth.

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Oct 21, 2021, 12:30 PM

Pitt has a really good offense
Clemson runs a sensational defense
While DJ is weak
And the o-line to be tweaked
In the end the best offense is defense.

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Oct 22, 2021, 9:16 AM

Receiver Ngata is out.
A typical squad would now pout
And start the hand-wringing,
But, turns out, we’re bringing
A bunch of big studs to this bout.

Next man up. GO TIGERS

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Oct 22, 2021, 3:21 PM

Some folks don’t like us to poke fun
At Pittsburgh ‘cause they think we’ve done
Embarrassing things.
They’re crowning Pitt kings
As if they have already won.

Well, I’ve got some news for you losers -
Our murderer’s row of big bruisers
On defense ain’t cake.
The toll that they take
Will not make you like your abusers…

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Oct 23, 2021, 3:03 PM

Though fears and misgivings are swirlin’,
Each rafter, each joist, and each purlin
That Dabo has built,
We’ll thrust to the hilt
Straight through ‘em. Our focus is sterlin’.

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