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Now that's one smart Dog!
Oct 12, 2012, 10:16 PM
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Tomorrow Morning...around 7:30 a.m....I'm going to crawl my Tiger-like torso out of the ginormous king sized bed that is the breeding ground of myself and Mrs. Tiger. I'm going to slowly move toward the kitchen, where the salivating German Shepherd beast will be eagerly awaiting my arrival. She's going to give me one of those looks again.....you know, that look that says, "Make extra Bacon you fat Summummabich". She's going to watch me pour my 6,317 degree coffee with Tajh-like precision and accuracy as I log on to TigerNet. She's going to think to herself, "here comes another purrfect Saturday of watching those Jaguar-like receivers from that team he likes, dominate whoever in Scooby Doo's name is trying to cover them". You see, she knows all about a Cover 2. She's well versed in the Nickel Packages and is a canine force to be reckoned with when it comes to disguising a corner blitz! She knows the routine you see. When the Tigers have a home game in the Valley, she knows by Wednesday Night. She sees the Cooler, the Chairs, the table, the Sammy Shirt fresh out the wash. She sees me at the kitchen table with the fruit basket, setting up a banana on a quick Slant and Go....then hears a thunderous..."there's an Orange in the End Zone!". She doesn't bat an eye. She's use to it. She's not old enough to know who Rob Spence is....and Thank GAWD....if she was, she'd take two steps backwards every time I threw her the ball! Kevin Steele?!! Well she was just a shoe chewin', poop sniffin' Puppy when he let 70 get hung on us...but if he stepped one foot in this house today, she'd make Mike Vick look like the President of PETA. FEROCIOUS! Yep, I'm growing fond of this young Pup. That's why tomorrow night, about a quarter of seven....she's eating fried chicken! Because come HeII or Highwater, when the Gamecocks take the field, this Pup knows to take the Tigers! No matter which Death
Valley they play in!
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Athletic Dir [864]
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Bwhahhaha
Oct 12, 2012, 10:25 PM
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Standout [311]
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Re: Now that's one smart Dog!
Oct 13, 2012, 6:41 AM
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Man! What do you drink in the evening? I want to buy a case of whatever it is! I'm laughing so hard my sides are hurting. Great,light look at we TigerNet freaks!
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Orange Blooded [4521]
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Dude, that is funnay. I can see those pointed ears and that
Oct 13, 2012, 7:30 AM
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head cocked sideways while you make some funny noise (a fart maybe, I dunno).
Except when I was at Clemson, I've always had at least one GS...we've got two now.
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