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Next Poopy Farts EOs?:
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Next Poopy Farts EOs?:


Nov 26, 2021, 11:52 PM

1) Potassium Fartate in all foods will be banned indefinitely.

2) All Citizens will be forced to carry a 'Fart Monitor' on their backside. Excessive Farting (Methane) will lead to possible Fines and potential imprisonment and 'How to Manage Your Farts' training.

3) Any liberal caught telling the truth will be subject to fines/ prison/ public flogging and deportation to downtown San Francisco, Rochester or NYC!

4) Human Trafficking/ Child Sex Crimes will be deemed Misdemeanors.

5) Anybody bringing an underage child to meet The Big Guy will receive bonuses dependent on Poopy Farts satisfaction! The newly formed BLM (Biden Loves Minors) will be in charge of propagating this essential service to Poopy Farts.

6) Anybody owning more than 4 cows will be hung at daybreak! Cow Nazis will enforce this Nose-Saving Law/ Climate Crisis measure to the extreme.

7) States will be required to form Pronoun Nazi Corps to monitor any 'bad' behavior by non-believers.

8) MS-13 murders will heretofore be strictly limited to FOUR per year!

9) BLM will forever me a MYTH; and we mean it!! No exceptions. Do as we say!!

10) CNN/ MSNBC will be designated as the Poopy Farts Go Too Networks. Anybody caught spewing truth (from FOX) will be subject to severe penalties and/ or imprisonment.

11) Any reporter asking me a fair question without me having the answer on my cheat sheets will receive a life-long ban from the press corps and an IRS audit.

12) Interpol will be charged with finding the dude that 'invented' Poopy Farts and bringing him to justice.

13) Hunter Biden is forever PARDONED for any previous or future felonies (to include rapes, drug offenses, tax evasion, conspiring with CCP operatives, bribing officials the world over, buying controlled drugs on the street, selling fraudulent 'art', peddling influence/ access to The Big Guy or being a dirty rotten no good POS).

14) Dr. Jill will be nominating me for the Nobel Lie Prize in 2022.

15) After long thought there will NOT be a contract put out on The Giggly Hoe!!


Message was edited by: MiuraTiger®


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Re: Next Poopy Farts EOs?:


Nov 27, 2021, 12:13 AM

You seem to be enamored by Joe Biden's Fecal Flatulence

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Re: Next Poopy Farts EOs?:


Nov 27, 2021, 12:20 AM

Well, for openers, he's an environmental danger, right? He should be setting a good example for ALL of America's indiscriminate Farters, eh? Besides, the Monitors will be subsidized by such dead beat hypocrites as John Kerry and '85 Car Cavalcade Joementia'. Seems fair, doesn't it?

Just doing my part.

FBJ

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Re: Next Poopy Farts EOs?:


Nov 27, 2021, 1:03 AM

So you're saying Joe Biden is the butt of a good fart joke?

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