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A wife decides to bring her husband to the strip club for his Bday
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A wife decides to bring her husband to the strip club for his Bday


May 12, 2022, 7:18 PM

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey,
Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club
before. "Oh no," says Dave. "Hes on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if hed like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and
says,

"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"Shes in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Daves wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms
out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real biatch tonight, Dave.”

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Never serve a drink to a bear in Billings.***


May 12, 2022, 7:32 PM



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Re: Never drink bare in Billings.******


May 12, 2022, 9:45 PM



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Re: Never drink bare in Billings.******


May 12, 2022, 10:18 PM

Bare bears in Billings have hairy legs an bring their own.

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Why go to Billings when you can just go to Seneca?


May 13, 2022, 8:14 AM

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I've never understood strip clubs. If I wanted to spend $200


May 13, 2022, 8:16 AM

on a woman who has NO intentions of sleeping with me at the end of the night



I'd take my wife out to dinner

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I like your funny words magic man


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