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ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 31, 2022, 7:09 AM
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They’re melting their helmets down now
To forge a gold horseshoe, somehow,
That fits in their rectum,
But that won’t protect ‘em -
Straight through the ol’ Domers we’ll plow.
TIGERS 38 ALTAR BOYS 20
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 31, 2022, 7:28 AM
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The way our D clamps down and bothers
A quarterback more than he rahthers
Will make Notre Dame
Slip up in this game
And make them say lots of “Our Fathers.”
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 31, 2022, 7:41 AM
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South Bend is the place we should go
Because the Golden boys are all aglow
They think they are great
But make no mistake
The Tigers will put on a show
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ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 31, 2022, 11:32 AM
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In spite of their Rosary Beliefs,
We’ll enter their smug lair as a thief.
After a few hours
All hope becomes Ours!!!
Then meet up and drink ale @ O’Keefe’s!!!
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 31, 2022, 12:58 PM
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You think that your defense will seize us?
A non-mobile QB will freeze us?
You’re b’lievin’ some lies.
Be serious, guys -
You’re grievin’ the big Touchdown Jesus.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 31, 2022, 4:28 PM
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You’ll try to start running the ball,
But once our D answers the call,
Your hopes of ground gains
Will slip down the drains,
And you won’t gain yardage at all.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 31, 2022, 10:19 PM
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There once was a team from South Bend,
Proclaimed to be mighty, but then,
In came those Tigs,
Who made South Bend their digs,
And kicked the Irish out to Lake Michi-gan.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 1, 2022, 6:39 AM
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No ifs, and no buts, and no maybes -
We’re gonna run straight through these ladies.
When Shipley gets going,
The points will start flowing
Like taking sweet candy from babies.
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That's one of your better ones, bdrechs!***
Nov 1, 2022, 8:17 AM
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(the first one)
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 1, 2022, 8:29 AM
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We may be 600 miles from home
And playing beneath the golden dome
But when Ship happens
Their enthusiasm dampens
And touchdown Jesus lets out a huge moan!
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 1, 2022, 2:06 PM
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I found an old copy of Rudy.
I feel it’s my citizen duty
To point out the fact
That Tech was attacked -
That missed offsides call was a beauty…
Refs + cheaters = victory over GT
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All-TigerNet [10904]
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 1, 2022, 2:18 PM
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That's right, I'm a Tiger homer,
Couldn't stand to be a golden domer.
ND says their ready,
But the Tigers are strong and steady.
The mystic of the Irish is just a misnomer.
Go Tigers!
Tigers win 31 - 17
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 1, 2022, 2:54 PM
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A leprechaun told me today,
“The luck o’ the Irish won’t stay -
That big pot o’ gold
In South Bend was old,
So I hauled that sucker away.”
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 1, 2022, 9:57 PM
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Our Tigers will be ready to roam
And kick butt under the golden dome!
Don't be conned
By a little leprechaun!
We'll be 9 & 0 when we head back home!
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 2, 2022, 2:39 PM
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The truth should not be understated -
The “Clemson is so overrated”
Old saw is so tired.
Turns out, we’re admired
By CFP. That’s not debated.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 2, 2022, 3:21 PM
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The Irishmen will not be spared.
They won back when DJ big-aired,
But Freeman’s a newbie,
So just like ol’ Scooby,
He’ll whimper and run when he’s scared.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 3, 2022, 6:01 AM
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How many indulgences will-it
Require when ball carriers spill-it
Because of our D?
This week, y’all will be
Like meat in a bright orange skillet.
#burned
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 3, 2022, 6:35 AM
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The “Playoff Reformer” is sure
To nail to your South Bend front door
Its 99 Theses,
Then wipe you like feces -
Your works-righteous bent will prove poor.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 3, 2022, 7:02 AM
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Check all of the crannies and bivvies -
For all of your favor and privies,
There’s one secret yet
You don’t know, I’ll bet:
The Pope’s wearing tiger paw skivvies.
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Roses are Green and the Irish are Gold
Nov 3, 2022, 7:15 AM
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and they suck
like mold
too
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 3, 2022, 7:53 AM
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I’m not saying y’all are pushovers,
But given that you’re treasure trovers,
No great pot o’ gold
Could make you not fold -
We’ll smash all your cute four-leaf clovers.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 3, 2022, 10:38 AM
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No bead-rubbin’ cleric can save you.
That high-blesséd water they gave you,
When sprinkled on Shipley,
Just makes him more slipp’ry -
We’ll road-grade your D and repave you.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 3, 2022, 1:17 PM
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Coach Freeman, this weekend, discovers
What happens when Goodwin’s hand hovers
And signals a blitz -
His QB’s in fits
‘Cause he and the turf become lovers.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 4, 2022, 3:17 PM
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Apparently, fans of ND
Aren’t confident in their QB.
How’s that gonna go
When Orhorhoro
Shows up? That’s a sure INT.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2022, 10:04 AM
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The fear will take over your body,
Your face will get sniffly and snotty,
You’ll be on the verge
Of excrement urge -
Coach Freeman, make sure to go potty.
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