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Legend [16362]
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NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2021, 11:45 AM
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We’re slow to build steam, and they know it -
They wanna expose us and show it
To all of the world.
Their Wolf lips are curled,
But don’t worry - Doeren will blow it.
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All-In [26464]
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There once was a Packer called Doeren
Sep 20, 2021, 11:54 AM
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Whose name does sound kinda foreign
Low scoring game
Elliott to blame
Tiger fans will be munching popcorn-n
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Legend [16362]
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Mmmm
Sep 20, 2021, 4:51 PM
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Love that good ol’ popcorren
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Legend [16362]
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2021, 12:00 PM
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Our offense is full of beginners,
So Wuffies think they’ll be the winners
Come Saturday night,
But this is their plight -
Our defense eats puppies for dinners.
‘Specially Skalski - he mean…
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2021, 2:01 PM
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Your tow’l-grabbing skills we can’t knock.
Since Wolfpack are truly a lock
For “king of the laundry,”
It won’t be a quand’ry
When Myles makes you pick up your jock…
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2021, 4:50 PM
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You don’t get to where we are now
By stumbling at random, somehow,
Upon “what it takes.”
Our coaches aren’t fakes -
They BUILT us from ‘meh’ into ‘wow.’
GO TIGERS
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2021, 4:56 PM
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“I see you!! You Tigers can’t hide it!
I knew when you guys were invited
You’d sneak that thing in!
IT’S HELPING YOU WIN,”
Said Dave, about some dude’s Palm Pilot.
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Legend [16362]
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2021, 9:21 PM
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Your left guard’s reluctantly bailed,
And now you’ll join those who have failed
On Sportscenter’s highlights -
“QB in the headlights
Gets flattened and nearly impaled.”
By Bresee.
Take it to the bank.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2021, 4:06 PM
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The O line will tighten up more.
The Wolfpack can’t simply ignore
The Shipley attack -
He’s bringing us back
To dominant, just like before.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2021, 4:09 PM
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We’ve come to a point in the season
Where a safety could be more than just pleasing
If the offense can’t go
We’d win 2 to zero
I certainly hope that I’m teasing
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2021, 4:15 PM
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It’s delicate now, but don’t fear -
The D helps our O persevere.
Mukuba and Booth,
To tell you the truth,
Are gonna score TDs this year.
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Legend [16470]
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The pack has a coach named darleen
Sep 21, 2021, 4:39 PM
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Who hates laptops like nobody I've seen.
The Tiger D will roll in
Making sure that we win
And state'll wonder why the Tigers are so mean.
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There once was a man named Doeren…
Sep 21, 2021, 5:25 PM
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He’s rather dry and quite borin’
The Head Coach of the Wolfpack
All their fans can lick my sack
Tiger O, please PLEASE start scorin’!
~JKB
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2021, 7:28 AM
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We focus and play like we should,
We’re gonna come out smellin’ good,
Despite that we’re going
Where bad smells are blowing -
That Puppy mill up in the hood.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2021, 10:41 AM
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In felines this practice is foreign,
But Dabo has started explorin’
More methods to tame him
And beat him and shame him -
He’ll raise his hind leg on Dave Doeren.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2021, 5:17 PM
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If only the Pack had some way
Of raising their level of play
Without all the whining!
Oh well. I’m resigning
To watch them cry “foul” Saturday.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2021, 7:23 PM
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Winning in Raleigh won't be easy
And Dave Doeren. for sure, is sleazy
But our defense came to play
And our offense pulls away
By game's end, Doeren"s feeling queasy.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2021, 7:26 PM
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Winning in Raleigh won't be easy
And Dave Doeren, for sure, is sleazy
But our defense came to play
As our offense pulls away
By game's end, Doeren's feeling queasy.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2021, 7:30 PM
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The wuffies have a chance, yes it is true
But keeping up with us is hard to do!
With the muscle on our D-Line
They'll be treated, so unkind.
Tigers are on top in this rendezvous.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2021, 8:19 PM
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His knack for douchebagg’ry’s uncanny.
Dave loves to wad up his own panty
And cry about stuff,
But that’s not enough
To keep us from beatin’ his fanny.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 23, 2021, 1:27 PM
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These Puppies have problems with sacks.
Their scheme leaves QBs on their backs
Against average Ds.
This Saturday? Geez.
They’ll have to pick turf from their cracks.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2021, 10:01 AM
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One one hand, I’d like a fresh start
Relating to Doeren, in part
Because I am nice,
But, sadly, no dice -
His clownship flies right off the chart.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2021, 10:13 AM
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These naysaying, backstabbing cluckers
Are bandwagonners and egg-suckers
Without any spine
Who sling mud online
Avoiding what looms from Kentuckers…
Namely, another Coot loss.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 25, 2021, 7:11 AM
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In Starkville, you mustered 10 points.
Before your Coach Q-Tip anoints
The Pack a sure winner,
Eat this with your dinner -
Our D will kick you in the groints.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 25, 2021, 7:19 AM
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Today, there’ll be no fever pitches
Of Wolf howls or underdog glitches
That shock us off track.
We’ll change your dog pack
To whimp’ring, domestical b*tches.
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Helll yeah.***
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Sep 25, 2021, 7:45 AM
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