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NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2021, 11:45 AM
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We’re slow to build steam, and they know it - They wanna expose us and show it To all of the world. Their Wolf lips are curled, But don’t worry - Doeren will blow it.
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There once was a Packer called Doeren
Sep 20, 2021, 11:54 AM
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Whose name does sound kinda foreign Low scoring game Elliott to blame Tiger fans will be munching popcorn-n
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Mmmm
Sep 20, 2021, 4:51 PM
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Love that good ol’ popcorren
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2021, 12:00 PM
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Our offense is full of beginners, So Wuffies think they’ll be the winners Come Saturday night, But this is their plight - Our defense eats puppies for dinners.
‘Specially Skalski - he mean…
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2021, 2:01 PM
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Your tow’l-grabbing skills we can’t knock. Since Wolfpack are truly a lock For “king of the laundry,” It won’t be a quand’ry When Myles makes you pick up your jock…
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2021, 4:50 PM
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You don’t get to where we are now By stumbling at random, somehow, Upon “what it takes.” Our coaches aren’t fakes - They BUILT us from ‘meh’ into ‘wow.’
GO TIGERS
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2021, 4:56 PM
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“I see you!! You Tigers can’t hide it! I knew when you guys were invited You’d sneak that thing in! IT’S HELPING YOU WIN,” Said Dave, about some dude’s Palm Pilot.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2021, 9:21 PM
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Your left guard’s reluctantly bailed, And now you’ll join those who have failed On Sportscenter’s highlights - “QB in the headlights Gets flattened and nearly impaled.”
By Bresee.
Take it to the bank.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2021, 4:06 PM
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The O line will tighten up more. The Wolfpack can’t simply ignore The Shipley attack - He’s bringing us back To dominant, just like before.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2021, 4:09 PM
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We’ve come to a point in the season Where a safety could be more than just pleasing If the offense can’t go We’d win 2 to zero I certainly hope that I’m teasing
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2021, 4:15 PM
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It’s delicate now, but don’t fear - The D helps our O persevere. Mukuba and Booth, To tell you the truth, Are gonna score TDs this year.
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The pack has a coach named darleen
Sep 21, 2021, 4:39 PM
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Who hates laptops like nobody I've seen. The Tiger D will roll in Making sure that we win And state'll wonder why the Tigers are so mean.
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There once was a man named Doeren…
Sep 21, 2021, 5:25 PM
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He’s rather dry and quite borin’ The Head Coach of the Wolfpack All their fans can lick my sack Tiger O, please PLEASE start scorin’!
~JKB
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2021, 7:28 AM
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We focus and play like we should, We’re gonna come out smellin’ good, Despite that we’re going Where bad smells are blowing - That Puppy mill up in the hood.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2021, 10:41 AM
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In felines this practice is foreign, But Dabo has started explorin’ More methods to tame him And beat him and shame him - He’ll raise his hind leg on Dave Doeren.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2021, 5:17 PM
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If only the Pack had some way Of raising their level of play Without all the whining! Oh well. I’m resigning To watch them cry “foul” Saturday.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2021, 7:23 PM
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Winning in Raleigh won't be easy And Dave Doeren. for sure, is sleazy But our defense came to play And our offense pulls away By game's end, Doeren"s feeling queasy.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2021, 7:26 PM
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Winning in Raleigh won't be easy And Dave Doeren, for sure, is sleazy But our defense came to play As our offense pulls away By game's end, Doeren's feeling queasy.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2021, 7:30 PM
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The wuffies have a chance, yes it is true But keeping up with us is hard to do! With the muscle on our D-Line They'll be treated, so unkind. Tigers are on top in this rendezvous.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2021, 8:19 PM
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His knack for douchebagg’ry’s uncanny. Dave loves to wad up his own panty And cry about stuff, But that’s not enough To keep us from beatin’ his fanny.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 23, 2021, 1:27 PM
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These Puppies have problems with sacks. Their scheme leaves QBs on their backs Against average Ds. This Saturday? Geez. They’ll have to pick turf from their cracks.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2021, 10:01 AM
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One one hand, I’d like a fresh start Relating to Doeren, in part Because I am nice, But, sadly, no dice - His clownship flies right off the chart.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2021, 10:13 AM
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These naysaying, backstabbing cluckers Are bandwagonners and egg-suckers Without any spine Who sling mud online Avoiding what looms from Kentuckers…
Namely, another Coot loss.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 25, 2021, 7:11 AM
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In Starkville, you mustered 10 points. Before your Coach Q-Tip anoints The Pack a sure winner, Eat this with your dinner - Our D will kick you in the groints.
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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 25, 2021, 7:19 AM
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Today, there’ll be no fever pitches Of Wolf howls or underdog glitches That shock us off track. We’ll change your dog pack To whimp’ring, domestical b*tches.
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Helll yeah.***
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