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NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS

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Sep 20, 2021, 11:45 AM

We’re slow to build steam, and they know it -
They wanna expose us and show it
To all of the world.
Their Wolf lips are curled,
But don’t worry - Doeren will blow it.

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There once was a Packer called Doeren

[3]
Sep 20, 2021, 11:54 AM

Whose name does sound kinda foreign
Low scoring game
Elliott to blame
Tiger fans will be munching popcorn-n

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Mmmm


Sep 20, 2021, 4:51 PM

Love that good ol’ popcorren

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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS

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Sep 20, 2021, 12:00 PM

Our offense is full of beginners,
So Wuffies think they’ll be the winners
Come Saturday night,
But this is their plight -
Our defense eats puppies for dinners.

‘Specially Skalski - he mean…

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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS

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Sep 20, 2021, 2:01 PM

Your tow’l-grabbing skills we can’t knock.
Since Wolfpack are truly a lock
For “king of the laundry,”
It won’t be a quand’ry
When Myles makes you pick up your jock…

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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS

[1]
Sep 20, 2021, 4:50 PM

You don’t get to where we are now
By stumbling at random, somehow,
Upon “what it takes.”
Our coaches aren’t fakes -
They BUILT us from ‘meh’ into ‘wow.’

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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS

[1]
Sep 20, 2021, 4:56 PM

“I see you!! You Tigers can’t hide it!
I knew when you guys were invited
You’d sneak that thing in!
IT’S HELPING YOU WIN,”
Said Dave, about some dude’s Palm Pilot.

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Sep 20, 2021, 9:21 PM

Your left guard’s reluctantly bailed,
And now you’ll join those who have failed
On Sportscenter’s highlights -
“QB in the headlights
Gets flattened and nearly impaled.”

By Bresee.

Take it to the bank.

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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 21, 2021, 4:06 PM

The O line will tighten up more.
The Wolfpack can’t simply ignore
The Shipley attack -
He’s bringing us back
To dominant, just like before.

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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS

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Sep 21, 2021, 4:09 PM

We’ve come to a point in the season
Where a safety could be more than just pleasing
If the offense can’t go
We’d win 2 to zero
I certainly hope that I’m teasing

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Sep 21, 2021, 4:15 PM

It’s delicate now, but don’t fear -
The D helps our O persevere.
Mukuba and Booth,
To tell you the truth,
Are gonna score TDs this year.

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The pack has a coach named darleen

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Sep 21, 2021, 4:39 PM

Who hates laptops like nobody I've seen.
The Tiger D will roll in
Making sure that we win
And state'll wonder why the Tigers are so mean.

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There once was a man named Doeren…


Sep 21, 2021, 5:25 PM

He’s rather dry and quite borin’
The Head Coach of the Wolfpack
All their fans can lick my sack
Tiger O, please PLEASE start scorin’!

~JKB

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Sep 22, 2021, 7:28 AM

We focus and play like we should,
We’re gonna come out smellin’ good,
Despite that we’re going
Where bad smells are blowing -
That Puppy mill up in the hood.

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Sep 22, 2021, 10:41 AM

In felines this practice is foreign,
But Dabo has started explorin’
More methods to tame him
And beat him and shame him -
He’ll raise his hind leg on Dave Doeren.

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Sep 22, 2021, 5:17 PM

If only the Pack had some way
Of raising their level of play
Without all the whining!
Oh well. I’m resigning
To watch them cry “foul” Saturday.

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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS

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Sep 22, 2021, 7:23 PM

Winning in Raleigh won't be easy
And Dave Doeren. for sure, is sleazy
But our defense came to play
And our offense pulls away
By game's end, Doeren"s feeling queasy.

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Sep 22, 2021, 7:26 PM

Winning in Raleigh won't be easy
And Dave Doeren, for sure, is sleazy
But our defense came to play
As our offense pulls away
By game's end, Doeren's feeling queasy.

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Sep 22, 2021, 7:30 PM

The wuffies have a chance, yes it is true
But keeping up with us is hard to do!
With the muscle on our D-Line
They'll be treated, so unkind.
Tigers are on top in this rendezvous.

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Sep 22, 2021, 8:19 PM

His knack for douchebagg’ry’s uncanny.
Dave loves to wad up his own panty
And cry about stuff,
But that’s not enough
To keep us from beatin’ his fanny.

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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 23, 2021, 1:27 PM

These Puppies have problems with sacks.
Their scheme leaves QBs on their backs
Against average Ds.
This Saturday? Geez.
They’ll have to pick turf from their cracks.

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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 24, 2021, 10:01 AM

One one hand, I’d like a fresh start
Relating to Doeren, in part
Because I am nice,
But, sadly, no dice -
His clownship flies right off the chart.

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Sep 24, 2021, 10:13 AM

These naysaying, backstabbing cluckers
Are bandwagonners and egg-suckers
Without any spine
Who sling mud online
Avoiding what looms from Kentuckers…

Namely, another Coot loss.

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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 25, 2021, 7:11 AM

In Starkville, you mustered 10 points.
Before your Coach Q-Tip anoints
The Pack a sure winner,
Eat this with your dinner -
Our D will kick you in the groints.

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Re: NCSU WEEK LIMERICKS

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Sep 25, 2021, 7:19 AM

Today, there’ll be no fever pitches
Of Wolf howls or underdog glitches
That shock us off track.
We’ll change your dog pack
To whimp’ring, domestical b*tches.

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Helll yeah.***


Sep 25, 2021, 7:45 AM



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