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A Christmas Eve Poem
Dec 24, 2016, 8:40 AM
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A tutor who rooted for Coots
Instructed two Coots how to Coot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to Coot
or to tutor two Cooties to Coot?"
Answer: 56-7. GO TIGERS.
A tip o' the cap to bdrechs for the smile!
GO TIGERS!!!!!
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Re: A Christmas Eve Poem for lungers
Dec 24, 2016, 8:48 AM
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A tooter who rooted for coots
Taught 2 coots how to poot
Said the 2 to the tooter
Is pooting harder
Than 2 coots sharting?
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lol, sounds like a Tar Heel tutor
Dec 24, 2016, 8:54 AM
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There was a Tar Heel in the fall
Who wasn't good with academics at all
So he took a fake class
That was easy to pass
And now he can play basketball.
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Re: lol, sounds like a Tar Heel tutor
Dec 24, 2016, 9:45 AM
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Good job!
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Nice Uncle Bill!***
Dec 24, 2016, 9:54 AM
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there once was a team named Clemson
Dec 24, 2016, 9:58 AM
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There once was a team named Clemson
That previously had lost to the tide, Crimson
They had a good year
They keep that memory near.
So much so they won the natty and lovingit shed a tear.
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Don't wanna see Loving cry, BUT!
Dec 24, 2016, 10:07 AM
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If the Tigers winning a natty will make it happen, I'll be heading over to Dollar General to pick up some tissues.
Enough for several nattys, as a matter of fact!
GO TIGERS!!!!!
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I was 5 with our first and last. I've wanted one in
Dec 24, 2016, 10:10 AM
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My adult life but now I'm starting to get greedy. If we could pull it out this year then I think a few more may be in our future. Let's start with whooping some buckeye bootie!
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Re: I was 5 with our first and last. I've wanted one in
Dec 24, 2016, 10:45 AM
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I'm attempting to temper my excitement.
As Dabo has said, it's hard to win.
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Re: A Christmas Eve Poem
Dec 24, 2016, 10:01 AM
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Thanks for the shoutout, Uncle Bill!
A Merry Tiger Christmas to all.
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There once was a man from kent***
Dec 24, 2016, 10:55 AM
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Re: A Christmas Eve Poem
Dec 24, 2016, 1:06 PM
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Mary had a little lamb;
it's fleece was white a snow.
Everyone that Mary went, the lamb
was sure to go.
It followed her to school one day;
and a big yellow dog killed it.
(sorry, not football related)
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