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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Listen here all you Alburn lurkers!
Sep 7, 2017, 12:48 PM
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If you think you've got a snowball's chance in Death Valley of beating the defending national champions on Saturday, you got another thing coming. The Clemson Tigers are about to whoop datass and send y'all back to the plains of west Georgia feeling all lugubrious. That cheater Gas Malzon won't know what hit him, and neither will that QB of yours that transferred from some small time division 2 school. Christian Wilkins and Big Dex are gonna tee off on your boys and then check the oil for good measure.
I hear you got some RB who was suspended last week that we should be scared of. They say he is like Bo Scarbruh from Bama. Well I got news for you clowns, that Scarbruh guy couldn't even finish a game against us last year and neither will your little rinky dink RB.
So listen up you buncha Roll Tide wannabe losers, Dabo won't take any mercy on you inbreds. He's gonna bring the pain on your craphole of a team, your cheating coach and all of your 8 mascots. The Valley will be rocking and so loud your D2 QB will feel the ground shake under his feet. We have the best defense ever assembled and you'll feel its wrath. This game ain't nothing but a cupcake as we prepare to play a real conference schedule. Clemson wins 56-7, cause Clemson ain't coming no more...Clemson is here and he!l came with us. Now get lost dorks!
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abso-d@mn-lutely
Sep 7, 2017, 12:51 PM
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plus... they may think Jared Stendom is the answer for their program, but he ain' t never seen a D like he's gonna feel Saturday night
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Legend [16121]
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Is that some of your Big 12 insider knowledge?***
Sep 7, 2017, 12:54 PM
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Re: abso-d@mn-lutely
Sep 7, 2017, 1:01 PM
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He sees a better one everyday in practice.
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Legend [16121]
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How, do they watch Clemson/Alabama games at practice?***
Sep 7, 2017, 1:03 PM
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All-TigerNet [12942]
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that was pretty good
Sep 7, 2017, 1:20 PM
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i laughed
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Re: abso-d@mn-lutely
Sep 7, 2017, 1:13 PM
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Stidham won't be able to forget the pain we give him...
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Oh for three
Sep 7, 2017, 1:21 PM
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What part of that and an NC are you ignoring, Aubie?
-Tesla
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Are you hard of reading? I said get lost dork!***
Sep 7, 2017, 1:22 PM
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All-TigerNet [12942]
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maybe you could remind us how many bowl games Gus has
Sep 7, 2017, 1:27 PM
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won over the past 6 years...
and which one it was...
tia
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Re: abso-d@mn-lutely
Sep 7, 2017, 1:28 PM
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Do you really believe that though?
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Re: abso-d@mn-lutely
Sep 7, 2017, 4:41 PM
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I'm kind of worried for his sanity if he answers yes.
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Re: Listen here all you Alburn lurkers!
Sep 7, 2017, 12:51 PM
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Love your post. I have it 35 to 10. This Awbran team is no match for the Tigers of Clemson
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Auburn is also not as good of a football team as us***
Sep 7, 2017, 12:51 PM
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Re: Listen here all you Alburn lurkers!
Sep 7, 2017, 12:59 PM
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Is this a Tigernet thing?
I get it .... but yeah .... didn't believe any of that.
btw, Pettway is bigger/more powerful than Bo ..... who let's all agree .... Clemson was MIGHTY
fortunate that he went down .... y'all had no answer for him.
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110%er [5323]
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If he weren't such a pansy he wouldn't have gone
Sep 7, 2017, 1:00 PM
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down. Simple as that.
Let's hope he doesn't get tackled on Saturday again. If so, he's in some trouble.
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Re: If he weren't such a pansy he wouldn't have gone
Sep 7, 2017, 1:01 PM
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I see you didn't disagree 
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If my aunt had nuts, she'd be my uncle
Sep 7, 2017, 1:03 PM
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You having any trouble with that?
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110%er [9174]
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You really are operating without a functional brain, aren't
Sep 7, 2017, 1:03 PM
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Bring that one-dimensional approach, and you won't get outta double-digit, rushing. Have your QB be fitted for rubber pants.
-Doc
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110%er [9174]
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Bo is supremely better to almost every RB
Sep 7, 2017, 1:19 PM
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We are dealing with an IQ of double digits here with this Plainsmen.
-DNT
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No, best is the standard at Clemson, and "best" doesn't
Sep 7, 2017, 1:19 PM
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include losing to a bunch of no-talent morans like Alburn. Hth
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Re: Listen here all you Alburn lurkers!
Sep 7, 2017, 1:31 PM
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Do you really believe anybody is going to run on CLEMSONs D-line this early with all those studs healthy and fresh ?
I don't either but if it helps you sleep keep saying it.
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Re: Listen here all you Alburn lurkers!
Sep 7, 2017, 2:09 PM
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Well you didn't watch the hole game Scarborough didn't go out till the end of the 3rd. He did nothing after they went up 14-0. Please have all your facts before coming on here and flapping your gums.
Go Clemson TIGERS
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Re: Listen here all you Alburn lurkers!
Sep 7, 2017, 2:09 PM
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Well you didn't watch the hole game Scarborough didn't go out till the end of the 3rd. He did nothing after they went up 14-0. Please have all your facts before coming on here and flapping your gums.
Go Clemson TIGERS
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Re: Listen here all you Alburn lurkers!
Sep 7, 2017, 4:52 PM
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To top that off, Lawrence and Wilkins are 300+ lmao.
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'cept that after a few big 1st Q runs (one TD on a blatant
Sep 7, 2017, 5:10 PM
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non-call holding), Bama actually performed better once he was out of the game. But keep drinking the Kool-Aid, sport. No need to come back here after the game to take your medicine. You need to save it for Stidham - he's gonna need it.
I seriously hope you guys don't tank after Saturday's ### whooping royale. But then again, I kinda hope you do considering the BS your staff has been pulling in recruiting. Don't think we'll need the SOS boost this year.
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Re: Listen here all you Alburn lurkers!
Sep 7, 2017, 1:02 PM
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I appreciate your fervor. ??
This poast is like an angry sh*t after a night of beer and greasy food... we all see it coming and I can't help but foresee lots of war eagles feeling cooked/painfully hungover after our game. Hope they bring ice packs for the trip home.
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I'm pretty sure it's spelled "Allbarn"
Sep 7, 2017, 1:03 PM
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YWIA
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"Kamryn Pettway is just like Bo Scarborough!"
Sep 7, 2017, 1:07 PM
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"Yeah? Well we broke Scarborough's leg."
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Dabo would french kiss spurrier before he
Sep 7, 2017, 1:10 PM
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let's us lose to Auburn.
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Re: Listen here all you Alburn lurkers!
Sep 7, 2017, 1:10 PM
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Wait . . . wut? Do the Barners really think they're going to win? At Clemson?! In football?!!
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The plainsmen ain't gonna like this...
Sep 7, 2017, 2:24 PM
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Don't care what those west Georgia freaks think***
Sep 7, 2017, 3:48 PM
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Re: Listen here all you Alburn lurkers!
Sep 7, 2017, 2:26 PM
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Doubt it'll be as bad you think. But you're the one that sounds inbred here @OP.
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Re: Listen here all you Alburn lurkers!
Sep 7, 2017, 2:31 PM
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Stidham?
Pettway?
Never heard of her.
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A snowball chance in Death Valley you say....
Sep 7, 2017, 3:49 PM
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Did that snow survive and is it still there
Sep 7, 2017, 3:53 PM
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or did it melt and vanish like Alburn's chances of winning will do when Clemson scores its first (of many) TD's Saturday?
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Yes it was tranformed into growth
Sep 7, 2017, 4:39 PM
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in the grass on the field. It melted, the grass soaked up the water and is still there today, the foundation on which Death Valley stands. We are on that snowballs shoulders.
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Misspelled "feel my Ralph"
Sep 7, 2017, 5:41 PM
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Moran
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TL:DR-signed AUfan***
Sep 7, 2017, 6:55 PM
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