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Oculus Spirit [76698]
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I've hit that age where when I
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May 22, 2023, 8:59 PM
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cough or sneeze, I may expel a shocking amount of gas that I wasn't even aware of whether I like it or not.
Go Tigers.
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Re: I've hit that age where when I
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May 22, 2023, 9:08 PM
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Be thankful it's just gas and nothing solid.
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Oculus Spirit [76698]
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So far
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May 22, 2023, 9:13 PM
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Re: I've hit that age where when I
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May 22, 2023, 9:10 PM
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All-TigerNet [10779]
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Re: I've hit that age where when I
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May 22, 2023, 11:12 PM
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good one!refer you to the finals of the empire championship crepitation contest between paul boomer and lord windeschmere.can probably find it on youtube.done by some canadians.i think back in the 40's or 50's.typical dry british humor.hysterical!
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Re: I've hit that age where when I
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May 23, 2023, 9:17 PM
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Lord Windersmere was a legend of the mistral winds and his finis debris he wore when competing is still on display at the Methane Hall of Fame.
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All-TigerNet [13693]
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Oh dear….
May 24, 2023, 12:47 AM
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I think we’ve had a plotcher. Yes indeed, the champion has let a very bad plotcher.
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All-TigerNet [10779]
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Re: Oh dear….
May 24, 2023, 6:39 PM
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the champione is disqualified!
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Re: I've hit that age where when I
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May 22, 2023, 9:10 PM
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Never trust a ...t
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One of the oldest adages around! lol***
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Re: I've hit that age where when I
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May 22, 2023, 9:26 PM
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Welcome to the club son........oh my lord i haven't laugh't this had in years
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Oculus Spirit [76698]
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Laughing is still safe...
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May 22, 2023, 9:29 PM
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For now.
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A poot for a coot. Lol.***
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Re: A poot for a coot. Lol.***
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May 22, 2023, 9:42 PM
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Never trust a fart !!
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Re: Train yourself you must,
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May 22, 2023, 10:02 PM
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between farts and sharts...
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Re: I've hit that age where when I
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May 22, 2023, 10:03 PM
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Just wait til you get to the point it happens just by standing up.
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Oculus Spirit [76698]
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Ho, boy......***
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Re: I've hit that age where when I
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Re: I've hit that age where when I
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May 22, 2023, 11:41 PM
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Hmmm. I don’t need to sneeze to bust one off. Although, it would be nice if I could time it all, including a belch, and deliver the all famous and elusive burpsnart! 💩
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Re: I've hit that age where when I
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May 23, 2023, 9:22 PM
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Once in high school, we were in the library and I had a huge mass of natural gas that I needed to expel......like right now! A buddy of mine said he would cough real loud when I let it rip so nobody would hear it. On the count of three, he failed to cough and I blew half the library wall out. Never been so embarrassed. We laughed about that stunt for 50 years.
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Oculus Spirit [76698]
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Re: I've hit that age where when I
May 24, 2023, 12:10 AM
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Wild Hogg® just LMAO!
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Re: I've hit that age where when I
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May 23, 2023, 6:46 AM
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As my grandkids - and kids - tell me often:
TMI
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A young friend, who recently turned 30, told me
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he couldn't believe how much the skidmarks in his drawers had increased since he was 25.
Wasn't sure then nor now that that was something I needed to hear, but he thought it was funny! lol
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Oculus Spirit [76698]
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Sailors are built different.
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May 23, 2023, 9:21 PM
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Like Buhdawg..
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Re: I've hit that age where when I
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Apparently I snore and fart in my sleep. I think my wife is a dirty little liar though.
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I think I know where you sit in The Valley.............
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Re: I've hit that age where when I
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May 23, 2023, 9:39 PM
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Just don’t fudge stripe the undies and all else is good
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Threads need a 'NSWE' warning!
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Not Suitable While Eating! Ruined my breakfast! 
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It used to be that I couldn't find my keys. Now, I can't find my teeth...
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Re: I've hit that age where when I
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And I thought I was the only one. 🤙
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