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It’s always darkest before the dawn
Dec 14, 2021, 2:49 PM
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About a year ago, I got fired from my job for making fun of my supervisors wife when she dropped off his lunch. The next day, I came down with COVID because I shared a mask with my sick coworker. I also found out that week that my girlfriend was pregnant with what turned out to be someone else’s baby.
As we sit here today with only half of our recruiting class full, the masterminds of our offense and defense taking jobs elsewhere and our rival plucking five stars from the portal, I can’t help but think about how quickly things can change.
I didn’t sit around and sulk about my bad luck. I went out with my best bud the night after finding out my girl was preggo and we had the time of our lives. I ended up getting in a bad car accident after dropping him off and fortunately it was some rich dudes fault. Less than a year later, I’m living my best life off a settlement.
I have no doubt that the Tiger’s car wreck is just around the corner. It’s time to break out those tattoo pens and add a ‘22 next to the ‘16 & ‘18! Go Tigers!
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All-In [25983]
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Re: It’s always darkest before the dawn
Dec 14, 2021, 2:55 PM
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No one has this kind of bad luck....................except gamecocks.
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Re: It’s always darkest before the dawn
Dec 14, 2021, 2:57 PM
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Maybe Dabo's been compiling evidence of Bama and UGA cheating, and he gets them on probation. Then we take all their recruits.
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110%er [6358]
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Re: It’s always darkest before the dawn
Dec 14, 2021, 3:01 PM
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The only thing that would make it better is if the story included midget strippers and blow at the SEC media days. I want both of those guys finished.
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Re: It’s always darkest before the dawn
Dec 14, 2021, 2:59 PM
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Interesting post.
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Orange Blooded [3661]
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Re: It’s always darkest before the dawn
Dec 14, 2021, 3:01 PM
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well the heading to this post was accurate
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Is the mask a metaphor for girlfriend?***
Dec 14, 2021, 3:01 PM
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110%er [6358]
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Re: Is the mask a metaphor for girlfriend?***
Dec 14, 2021, 3:58 PM
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####. That would have certainly been a kick in the balls I never considered. My coworker was a good dude though so I’m hoping it wasn’t the case.
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Re: It’s always darkest before the dawn
Dec 14, 2021, 3:16 PM
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Re: It’s always darkest before the dawn
Dec 14, 2021, 5:48 PM
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I don’t get it.
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Legend [16207]
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I thought it was always darkest....
Dec 14, 2021, 3:31 PM
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...when you are dead.
Rut roh shaggy
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??????
Dec 14, 2021, 4:19 PM
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This sounds like a story I see in the lounge!!!!...
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CU Medallion [65456]
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You have GOT to be a writer for one of the Soap Operas.
Dec 14, 2021, 6:05 PM
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As the Stomach Turns, or Days of our Nights, one of them. 
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