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Let's play a game
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Let's play a game


Nov 21, 2021, 9:58 PM

A game called 'The US; as seen on TV'

Imagine yourself a desert tribesman with more wives than teeth and a beard down to your Adam's apple. You're in a tea room where only males are permitted, and all you can discern of the United States is what's shown in commercials during sporting events.

What would you assume the racial demographic of the US to be?

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Males are stoopid.***


Nov 21, 2021, 10:08 PM



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Definitely.


Nov 21, 2021, 11:40 PM

Don’t remember the last commercial where the male was clearly the more sophisticated and smarter of the male/female pairing.

Closest I can think of are the ads where (seemingly unhappily) married cougars are gushing over fatasss Frank Thomas.

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I remember the foist time I saw that commercial and was like


Nov 22, 2021, 8:46 AM

Did Frank Thomas die and they get this slob to play him in a TV commercial. I mean the money probably goes to his estate but that's no way to do a man.


Big Hurt = Big Gunt

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I'm thinking about the day of the shoot for that ad,


Nov 22, 2021, 8:51 AM

And the wardrobe and makeup people see Frank Thomas and are like, "Wait, we're supposed to make this guy look like a sex symbol?"

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Nov 22, 2021, 8:58 AM



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Ah, but it is relatable. You think of how 1993-94 Frank


Nov 22, 2021, 9:17 AM [ in reply to I'm thinking about the day of the shoot for that ad, ]

looked, then someone late 40s early 50s thinks "I used to be a stud, now look at me."

Toss in Frank saying he didn't have the energy to workout like he used to AND give visual evidence, boom. It isn't like they could use one of those NFL linmen who drop from 320 to 240 as soon as they retire.

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Ohhh, this won't end well for you, but I'll toss this out


Nov 21, 2021, 10:29 PM

there and run for cover. We all know the answer. The USA is 90% black and all relationships are interracial... but only black male / white female, never the reverse. No, it really doesn't bother me, and no, I'm not clutching my pearls or whatever...

Edit: bottom line is, companies/advertisers/etc are scared to death of getting "canceled" if they don't feature minorities front and center.


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Re: Ohhh, this won't end well for you, but I'll toss this out


Nov 21, 2021, 10:52 PM

I'm not okay with it, because it's gratuitous and pandering. And if anyone wants to call me out for telling the truth, they can go shoot melatonin in their veins. I watched the first half of our game having lunch and beer with a dark-skinned buddy of mine, and even he pointed out the lack of 'diversity' in the commercials.

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Isn’t pandering the whole point of advertising?


Nov 21, 2021, 11:32 PM

If you don’t see yourself in an ad, the numbers say you’re either already a loyal customer or you weren’t going to buy it anyway

It’s all about getting new money

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Advertising is about pushing an agenda now


Nov 22, 2021, 12:18 AM

data collection doesn't even matter anymore. I have HBOMax and have pretty much only watched Doctor Who, Doom Patrol, Silicon Valley, Game of Thrones, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm and the DC movies they have on there.

The front page at this very moment is suggesting me to watch In the Heights, King Charles, The Sex Life of College Girls, Billy on the Street, Sort Of and Comedy Chingonas. Basically all movies and shows about minorities, LGBTQ and college cliques... When my watch history shows I like stupid superhero movies, sci fi, fantasy and Italian killers.

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That’s not an ad, you’ve already bought their product


Nov 22, 2021, 12:57 AM

If you don’t like their recommendations of what to pick from what you’ve paid for, stop being a customer.

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Gotta finish all 20 something seasons of South Park first***


Nov 22, 2021, 1:31 AM



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Re: Isn’t pandering the whole point of advertising?


Nov 22, 2021, 9:23 AM [ in reply to Isn’t pandering the whole point of advertising? ]

Most white dudes I know are frugal as heck - even the ones with money. Especially straight white men. Ads don't work. Now keep your hands of the da mn thermostat.

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Well clearly if you have a dark-skinned buddy


Nov 22, 2021, 8:15 AM [ in reply to Re: Ohhh, this won't end well for you, but I'll toss this out ]

you're not a racist at all.

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It's a marketing technique.


Nov 22, 2021, 8:42 AM [ in reply to Re: Ohhh, this won't end well for you, but I'll toss this out ]

I wouldn't doubt there is a social justice element to it, but still, at the end of the day, it's a marketing technique to create broader appeal for their product and not alienate a potential customer base that has been undeniably underrepresented in advertising. Using mixed-race families is the easiest, safest way to do this because only a handful of overly touchy snowflakes get that bent out of shape about seeing it. This is also why you typically see the white male/minority female dynamic -- again, it's safer to use because it doesn't press as many latent racism buttons as the inverse.

Is a good marketing technique? Depends on what they're seeing come back. But, inclusion in advertising is a positive social good, and so long as the technique is not hurting sales, I'm happy to see it.

I think a far more onerous trend in advertising is not inclusiveness (again, this is a good thing), but the actual "pandering" with overt agenda-driven messaging that a) has little relevance to the product/service, and b) is not at all subtle and becomes the point of the ad itself, rather than the product. Nike is one of the worst offenders.

You may enjoy this piece: https://houseofstrauss.substack.com/p/nikes-end-of-men


There is a creative drought in advertising b/c everybody is trying to differentiate themselves w/ the same "woke" message. The result is very sleek pablum inspiring nobody. One of my favorite mantras in advertising is from Bill Bernbach, who said "The magic is in the product." Yet, what is coming from agencies today is practically devoid of any hint of "product." It is, as Strauss asserts in the article, little more than regurgitated cultural liturgy. Brands have assumed the role as "moral leaders," and it is reflected in virtually indistinguishable brand ads as everybody attempts to prove how woke they are. But they assumed this role at nobody's request, since nobody looks to their favorite brands as moral compasses.

George Lois, responsible for a bevy of iconic Esquire covers, described advertising as "poison gas."

"It should grip you by the throat, it should bowl you over, it should knock you on your ###."

Brands like Nike probably see their ads as poison gas, but in reality it's more of a slow, rank fart. It's not even, as Strauss suggests with Nike, b/c of the jettison of the "old ways" (re: problematic) but that they have made the "new way" (re: woke) so boring and commonplace. t doesn't have to be this way. The underlying emotion (what Leo Burnett might call the "inherent drama") of the Woke movement is an underdog finally finding her voice. It is a cultural underdog story. How W+K and Nike have not managed to capture this universal sentiment in their new era of ads, even using the same cast of characters they use to force-feed Woke liturgy to bored and bewildered customers, is precisely what makes these ads as lazy as they are bad.

Above all, however, what Nike suffers from with their agency (and I do have much love for W+K and their work), is the same, long-running trend across advertising as a whole; advertisements written for advertisers, not customers. Spots like those highlighted by Strauss are surely considered "industry favorites" because that's the audience for whom they're written. I'm reminded of that grotesquely esoteric "Eat Like Andy" Burger King spot from the Super Bowl. Never mind that nobody wants to watch another person meticulously eat a cold, lifeless burger, or that Warhol actually preferred McDonald's, or that most people had no idea it was Warhol; the ad was acclaimed by the industry. How creative! How bold! What a risk!

Oh, did you forget about this commercial, after never going to a Burger King for the last two and a half years? Exactly. What BK's agency did was spend a heap of client cash on a spot created as a monument to their own hubris. (For the record, David would have hated this spot.)

Nike's struggle is symptomatic of the industry as a whole. "Going woke" simply provides additional excuses to ignore the problem because at least the efforts were "noble," right? Eh. Not if you appreciate what makes an ad truly good -- making cash registers ring.

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Re: Ohhh, this won't end well for you, but I'll toss this out


Nov 22, 2021, 2:28 PM [ in reply to Ohhh, this won't end well for you, but I'll toss this out ]

There are a couple of car commercials with a black woman driving and a white guy in the front passenger seat. Presumably they are a couple.

and there are a whole bunch of commercials with a white girl trying to look black or at least uncertain enough to pass so they can be cast in a commercial.

It's not a good look but at least they aren't fat.

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Based on sports ads I’d say


Nov 21, 2021, 10:38 PM

limp penor men that need car and health insurance along with old farts that don’t know what Medicaid supplement to buy.

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Here's one that checks a lot of boxes ...


Nov 21, 2021, 11:33 PM

https://youtu.be/xr459jQLH5w

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Based on monitored alarm company ads


Nov 21, 2021, 11:36 PM

I’d assume that there was an epidemic of bumbling middle aged white male robbers in the US.

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Always have their ball cap on backwards.***


Nov 21, 2021, 11:46 PM



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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
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and wearing a big football jersey with a large


Nov 22, 2021, 5:22 AM

identifying number on the front and back. With a female in a control center telling him to get away with a strong voice.

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NOW…if the tribesmen are watching HGTV


Nov 22, 2021, 6:50 AM

They would assume the US is 80% ghey and 95% of couples are of the same gender and the other 10% are white male/black female….

It’s all about perspective ??

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Here's a safe space for all triggered by who's on your TV


Nov 22, 2021, 8:05 AM



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Triggered?


Nov 22, 2021, 8:07 AM

I'm a marketing major. These days, observations like this are about the only place I get to utilize my degree.

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You forgot one.***


Nov 22, 2021, 8:53 AM [ in reply to Here's a safe space for all triggered by who's on your TV ]



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Re: Here's a safe space for all triggered by who's on your TV


Nov 22, 2021, 10:53 AM [ in reply to Here's a safe space for all triggered by who's on your TV ]

I thought this was a "safe space" what's up with #44?

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For relaxing times, make it Suntory time


Commercials, lol.


Nov 22, 2021, 8:09 AM

Ya’ll watch those?

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I was thinking the same thing.


Nov 22, 2021, 8:20 AM

Commercials are when you hit the Mute button and pick up the book. Or phone or tablet for TNET, I guess.

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Commercials are when I mash the "skip 30 seconds" button 5x


Nov 22, 2021, 9:39 AM

The only time I can't is when I've finally caught up to real-time watching Clemson football.

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When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!


Only during football season***


Nov 22, 2021, 8:28 AM [ in reply to Commercials, lol. ]



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Re: Let's play a game


Nov 22, 2021, 8:51 AM

https://youtu.be/L9BpQ05Kt_k

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"But why is she playing drums without any clothes?"


Nov 22, 2021, 9:14 AM

"She should be thankful for such large drums."

Thought Lars was a chick. LOL.

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If they're watching the ACC network then men need to


Nov 22, 2021, 9:01 AM

shave constantly. Like in the car and underwater. Keep that electric razor in your front pocket.

Also, we need army-grade tactical flashlights and vacuum sealed food containers.

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Did we ever determine if Big Hearted Bob's wife killed him?***


Nov 22, 2021, 9:05 AM



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Shiiiiiit....you taking me back now. I forgot all about


Nov 22, 2021, 9:08 AM

that bass turd. Funny thing is, that theme song pops right back into my head like it never left.

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No, but did you know that Big Rob is dead?


Nov 22, 2021, 9:09 AM [ in reply to Did we ever determine if Big Hearted Bob's wife killed him?*** ]

19B®

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I'm trying to understand why anyone pays attention


Nov 22, 2021, 9:13 AM

to what color people are in commercials. Who cares? I have no idea the answer to your question, because I don't keep track of it when I'm watching TV.

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I've seldom been on the same page with you as much as now.***


Nov 22, 2021, 9:20 AM



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"But... but... there aren't enough white people in em!"


Nov 22, 2021, 10:44 AM [ in reply to I'm trying to understand why anyone pays attention ]

"And some tribesman with lots of wives out in the middle of nowhere might watch them and have a false opinion about America's whiteness!"

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people got lots of maladies and illnesses


Nov 22, 2021, 9:16 AM

especially bad stuff going on (or not) with their private parts.

And their hair.

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Corporate pandering is nothing new... but the most


Nov 22, 2021, 10:08 AM

annoying, overplayed commercial on football Saturdays has got to be the Cheez-it coach speech commercial. I don't think there is a single ad break during any college football game in which this ad is not played. For the love of all that is holy Cheez-it - please make a new add!

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I love those cheese wheels***


Nov 22, 2021, 11:30 AM



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


No way, I woke up feeling the cheesiest, coach!!!***


Nov 22, 2021, 11:26 PM [ in reply to Corporate pandering is nothing new... but the most ]



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This is one of the oddest, lowkey "I'm triggered"...


Nov 22, 2021, 10:42 AM

Posts I think I have ever encountered. Well done.

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Re: This is one of the oddest, lowkey "I'm triggered"...


Nov 22, 2021, 10:51 PM

Not triggered, my friend. Just observant. And in further observance, I perceive the term 'triggered' as a euphemism for 'made to feel uncomfortable'. And observing even more, I notice all people of color employed to depict 'inclusion' in those commercials happen to be of the light skinned variety. What could that possibly imply?

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