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YOUR BALANCE
IF YOU WERE AN ADVANCED BEING FROM OUTERSPACE
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IF YOU WERE AN ADVANCED BEING FROM OUTERSPACE


Oct 23, 2022, 11:39 PM

and you came down to earth and watched and understood the college footballs and you knew how humans do math and stuff and then you looked at the ap and coaches polls...... you were looking at it..... you see a team named CLEMSON 8. 0.....hmmmm no other of these teams appear. to be . 8.0.....hmmmm where shall we place them...........lets see coaches of advanced knowledge of the college footballs, you have five 7.0 teams......but one 8.0, named CLEMSON, hmmmm mr ap and coaches of supreme intellect.... how do we determine and distinguish which of these teams to rationally place number 1? AP COACHES SAY IN UNISON, GEORGIA OHIO ST MICHIGAN TENN 7.0 BUT THESE TCU AND CLEMSON ARE SMALL GOD BELIVING FOLK MUST PLACE BEHIND OUR SECULAR SEC AND OHIO ST MONEY MAKERS...... ' they all drone out in unison'..... advanced being scratches head and walks out of room......

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MICHIGAN DOES NOT EVEN PLAY. LOOK AT WINS VS CLEMSON


Oct 23, 2022, 11:44 PM

in unison....MUST STILL KEEP . AHEAD. OF. CLEM.SON....

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Re: IF YOU WERE AN ADVANCED BEING FROM OUTERSPACE


Oct 23, 2022, 11:50 PM

I am sure the airwaves from ESecPN make it into outerspace, so the alien would probably know Clemson is not ranked above the others because we don't have an SEC or B1G logo on our uniform.


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we just don’t pass the eSECpn Eye Test


Oct 23, 2022, 11:58 PM

which is only applied to non-SEC teams.

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"Anybody that says Coach Brownell is the best coach to come through Clemson is going to start an argument." -JP Hall


I'm not convinced you're human (Tips for my fellow aliens)


Oct 24, 2022, 12:25 AM

Just in case you're an extraterrestrial being, I want to give you a few tips on interacting with normal humans.

1) Careful with that CAPS LOCK key. That thing is our way of tipping normal terrestrials off for aliens. They would call it the alien key, but studies have shown that when they call it the ALIEN KEY, aliens are able to avoid it.

2) Avoid too many ellipsis. I'm a big fan of the ellipsis. I was an English major. But we're in the minority (extraterrestrial English majors are shockingly few in number). Ellipsis simply confuse the masses, even when you use only 1 or 2. You used about a dozen and you used them poorly. You didn't even use them properly. You actually used 12 periods after your statement ending in "...we place them..." That was very poor form. Do better.

3) Refrain from referencing advanced beings from outer space. You're really making us all look like dog $hit. Just stop. Please...

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Re: I'm not convinced you're human (Tips for my fellow aliens)


Oct 24, 2022, 1:08 AM

BTW, the plural of ellipsis is ellipses. HTH in advance.

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Re: IF YOU WERE AN ADVANCED BEING FROM OUTERSPACE


Oct 24, 2022, 8:12 AM

It doesn't matter now. A cup of coffee costs the same for #1 as it does for #5.

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