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CU Guru [1806]
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Selling SCAR and tradition is like selling a
Apr 1, 2016, 12:27 PM
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1994 Cutlass Cruiser as a muscle car. It's total fraud.
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Orange Blooded [2537]
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Perhaps they need a salesman-cheerleader of a coach ??
Apr 2, 2016, 9:01 AM
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It's not about the talent or tradition y'all!
Just the foolish "pride" and how many white towels people can swing around at once while jumping around to 16+ year old techno song....that and how many people & children of all ages can curse at opponents & flip them their dirty birdie fingers! Lol....
Spurs up!!!! Now hang'em to let them bleed out some ??
See y'all at a REAL spring game in Death Valley! Let's take it back to the title games... Go Tigers!!!!
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110%er [5249]
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Do they mention the beachfront properties?***
Apr 1, 2016, 12:28 PM
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CU Medallion [64589]
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Yea...a tradition of losing !!!***
Apr 1, 2016, 12:28 PM
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110%er [9028]
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Another great article from the Onion.***
Apr 1, 2016, 1:05 PM
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Re: if you really want to laugh your a## off, read this article
Apr 1, 2016, 1:52 PM
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LOL. That article is the funniest April Fools joke I've seen this year. Best of all, coot fans are buying in. Correction -- LMAO!!!
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"Must take trip"?... BWAAAAHHAHAHA!!!!
Apr 1, 2016, 1:54 PM
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You'd must be high, drunk, or stupid(or all three)... to make going to that s#!+hole a part of your bucket list.....
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Re: if you really want to laugh your a## off, read this article
Apr 1, 2016, 2:40 PM
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Tradition!?
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Re: if you really want to laugh your a## off, read this article
Apr 1, 2016, 2:54 PM
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3 Big Issues:
1) "Tradition."
2) "Widely considered a must-take trip and One of the best atmospheres in all of college football."
3) "Years of sustained success."
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CU Medallion [51531]
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Years.
Apr 1, 2016, 10:15 PM
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2 whole years.
56-17
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Re: if you really want to laugh your a## off, read this article
Apr 1, 2016, 2:55 PM
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Yea , 80,000 waving surrender flags ??????????????????????.........,
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All-In [36450]
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all while a chicken in a dress dances in a cage.
Apr 1, 2016, 10:21 PM
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You can't make this pathetic stuff up.
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Surely this was released one day too early lol. Delusional.***
Apr 1, 2016, 3:15 PM
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Orange Blooded [3959]
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Re: if you really want to laugh your a## off, read this article
Apr 1, 2016, 3:31 PM
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So their two selling points are the same two selling point almost every south eastern school has. You might want to try and sell something that only y'all have or that is unique to SC. Oh wait! You don't have anything. Sorry coots. That is why you will stay a bottom feeder of the SEC
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Orange Blooded [3959]
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Re: if you really want to laugh your a## off, read this article
Apr 1, 2016, 3:31 PM
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So their two selling points are the same two selling point almost every south eastern school has. You might want to try and sell something that only y'all have or that is unique to SC. Oh wait! You don't have anything. Sorry coots. That is why you will stay a bottom feeder of the SEC
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Legend [17285]
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Williams Brice is truly a must see attraction if you are ....
Apr 1, 2016, 4:21 PM
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1. A connoisseur of urine stench and body odor.
2. Like to listen to girls and women from 8 to 80 repeatedly drop the F-bomb and other profanities.
3. Enjoy low IQ, foul breath drunk men scream "Go #####", fart and burp.
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I guess he thinks 0-21 is attractive.***
Apr 1, 2016, 5:57 PM
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Orange Blooded [2034]
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"After years of sustained success"
Apr 1, 2016, 6:20 PM
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bwahahahahahahahaha...
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He did say , " That they are not used to ",Right?***
Apr 1, 2016, 9:32 PM
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Re: He did say , " That they are not used to ",Right?***
Apr 1, 2016, 10:01 PM
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They have perfected the tradition of shooting the bird at opposing players. So there's that.
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Re: He did say , " That they are not used to ",Right?***
Apr 1, 2016, 10:32 PM
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^^Don't they throw those crying towels at opposing teams when they score? That has to be unique to USUC.
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How Much $$ Did USUCK Pay For That Total Shill Article
Apr 2, 2016, 12:44 PM
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It Should Read - There is nothing less impressive than parking behind a crack house, slinking cautiously past expended needles, hobos and mixed bodily fluids to reach a cock-roachish looking Mecca to mediocrity. Listening to long-faded rock and club anthems of the 80s and 90s as highly overrated 2 star recruits run thru clouds of CO2 fire extinguisher bursts you long deeply for a feces-flavored refreshing Doo Doo Ice and then watching the second half of the game with the 18,000 remaining delusional fans.
Unless a player aspires to get shot a 5 points, expand his drug ring I can see no appeal to going to USUCK. Also Cabooses are GHEY
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He missed a major selling point. They have drugs that can
Apr 3, 2016, 12:08 AM
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make this article seem believable.
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Re: if you really want to laugh your a## off, read this article
Apr 3, 2016, 5:35 AM
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Lost me on the first sentence. Being in that craphole made me want to puke, nothing exhilarating about it.
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That place is a Dump..What Excitement?
Apr 3, 2016, 5:53 AM
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Sandstorm=Gay
A Chicken mascot dressed in a Dress in a cage=Gay
Doo Doo Ice
CrackHouses nearby
The City's Landfill nearby
University of Stupid Chickens GayCocks
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Re: That place is a Dump..What Excitement?
Apr 3, 2016, 7:13 AM
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Couldn't have said it much better. Exhilarating, huh?
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So does this mean the coots have to stay...
Apr 3, 2016, 8:34 AM
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Til the 4th quarter of the spring game to impress the recruits?
That's gonna break their most beloved scar football tradition of all... leaving the sh!tstorm early to avoid bad traffic and the impending L.
~JKB
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