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If you could fight one college football coach
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If you could fight one college football coach


Jan 26, 2015, 2:37 PM

whose name isn't Steve Spurrier, who would it be and why? Bonus points for non-ACC & non-SEC coaches you have a good reason for bussin' in da mouf.

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This is an easy juan...


Jan 26, 2015, 2:38 PM

Lane Kiffen

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I'd beat up his wife


Jan 26, 2015, 2:38 PM

Wait, what?

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Misspelled "eat"


Jan 26, 2015, 2:50 PM

HTH that helps

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^^^lol..^^^^^No kidding.***


Jan 26, 2015, 4:42 PM



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Yep***


Jan 26, 2015, 9:48 PM [ in reply to This is an easy juan... ]



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Urban Myers


Jan 26, 2015, 2:38 PM

I just want to hear him tell everyone he's a sore buckaroo.

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Re: If you could fight one college football coach


Jan 26, 2015, 2:40 PM

Paul Johnson....but then I would have to kick Walt's ### too!

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Walt said that if Paul was in the UFC


Jan 26, 2015, 2:41 PM

He'd be the heavyweight champ. And he'd have every sports bra company vying for his services.

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Re: If you could fight one college football coach


Jan 26, 2015, 2:41 PM

I got to go with the Cuse Coach ole Scotty boy is a prick.

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Don't let him "stick" it to you!!***


Jan 26, 2015, 2:43 PM



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Will Muschamp


Jan 26, 2015, 2:42 PM

He looks beat down all the time anyway... thought it would be decent of someone to give him a good excuse.

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Re: If you could fight one college football coach


Jan 26, 2015, 2:44 PM

Chad Morris. Knock him out and drag him back here

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Nick Saban if I wanted no contest!!! BC's coach if I did


Jan 26, 2015, 2:44 PM

want some competition. I'm a bad man and I don't play!!! I quit school because they had recess!!!!!

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Re: Nick Saban if I wanted no contest!!! BC's coach if I did


Jan 26, 2015, 2:45 PM

My money is on the Chesterfield boy.

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Charlie Weis


Jan 26, 2015, 4:34 PM [ in reply to Nick Saban if I wanted no contest!!! BC's coach if I did ]

Though I actually think he may have been fired....

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You didn't say "current" football coach...


Jan 26, 2015, 2:48 PM

So I'd go with Dr. Lou for obvious reasons, plus he's probably the only one I could whip.

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Re: If you could fight one college football coach


Jan 26, 2015, 2:50 PM

Barry Switzer, I wouldn't even need a gun for this.

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Mark Mangino


Jan 26, 2015, 2:52 PM

It would be like punching dough, and he would have a hard time swinging at me. I just would have to leap out of the way if he came charging at me ... Of course, he may pass out on the way.

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Re: Mark Mangino


Jan 26, 2015, 2:57 PM

Tough one. Here's my top 5 in no particular order:

Lane Kiffin
Bo Pelini
Scott Schafer
Randy Edsall
Jim Mora

All A-holes. All the time.

Paul Johson maybe honorable mention but I've become pretty indifferent to his gimmick.

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Ken Hatfield


Jan 26, 2015, 3:07 PM

For obvious reasons.

Currently coaching: Randy Edsall; classless liar.

Side disclaimer: PJ gets an honorary slap to wipe that sourpuss look of his face.

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Woody Hayes


Jan 26, 2015, 3:10 PM

I'd like to finish what he started.

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Re: Woody Hayes


Jan 26, 2015, 9:20 PM

This

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Urban and Stoops


Jan 26, 2015, 3:20 PM

and for my "cool down" I'd go ahead and whip senseless: lead coot, billy l, Slumcock, class09, block 61 at same time - just for the #### of it

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Jan 26, 2015, 3:21 PM



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Re: If you could fight one college football coach


Jan 26, 2015, 3:21 PM

Brian Kelly

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Re: If you could fight one college football coach


Jan 26, 2015, 3:22 PM

I do like that about him but he whines too much

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I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger


SCOTT SHAFER


Jan 26, 2015, 3:32 PM

Dude seems kinda chippy. I'd imagine one of us would grab a broken bottle at some point in time. #Softnosed

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Re: If you could fight one college football coach


Jan 26, 2015, 3:34 PM

Butch Jones or Scott Shafer

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Re: If you could fight one college football coach


Jan 26, 2015, 3:36 PM

they kind of look like the same doofus guy

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Brian Kelly of Notre Dame***


Jan 26, 2015, 3:35 PM



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Dana Holgorsen


Jan 26, 2015, 3:36 PM

No explanation needed

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1.H. Freeze 2.Butch Davis 3.Jimbo Fisher 4.Urbs***


Jan 26, 2015, 3:45 PM



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Butch JONES***


Jan 26, 2015, 3:46 PM



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No bonus points for me.Me, Kiffin, Spurrier..in da Octagon.


Jan 26, 2015, 4:40 PM

I'd buss 'em so hard it would black their eyes on their driver's licenses.

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Butch Jones...


Jan 26, 2015, 4:44 PM

Because I really think he sacraficed a chicken and sold his soul to the devil to reap the glory of being the man to change Tenn's program around..

That and the fact that he looks like a fckn retired Army Sergeant Major...and the fact that I hate that stupid look on his face...

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Re: If you could fight one college football coach


Jan 26, 2015, 5:12 PM

Loser Holtz...Think I could take him

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My money would be on you for sure.***


Jan 26, 2015, 9:34 PM



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Sandusky. ......


Jan 26, 2015, 5:16 PM

and I wouldn't stop stomping until he quit moving.

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You said football but I gotta go w/ Bob Huggins;


Jan 26, 2015, 9:33 PM

& he's only 61 so I'm not certain he wouldn't put a hurtin' on me.

But if I had the chance to get him in the squared circle w/ some folding chairs available, I'd definitely try ta get that m'fer in a piledriver then scorpion deathlock.

Effin maniac; there ain't a coach out there that's irked me quite like that jackarse.

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Re: If you could fight one college football coach


Jan 26, 2015, 9:36 PM

Mike Gundy.

Reason is simple- it would be a good fight. Maybe even PPV material.

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Re: A four way tie between


Jan 26, 2015, 9:48 PM

Dana Holgerson (Jerk)
Kliff Kingsbury (thinks he's God's Gift To Women)
Jimbo Fisher (Unethical-would sell his Gandmother's soul for a win)
Urban Meyer-same as Jimbo Fisher

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I'm not into hitting someone.


Jan 26, 2015, 9:53 PM

I'd use a 12g on ratboy though.

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Scott Schaffer


Jan 26, 2015, 10:48 PM

Or Urban

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Since you took off Spurrier....


Jan 26, 2015, 11:39 PM

Does Slurrier count? I think I could really do some damage to a drunk 70 year old with moobs.

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