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The Shipwreck
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The Shipwreck

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Mar 19, 2016, 1:49 PM

A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle....a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.

That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he had not had intimate relations for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

He said, "Take the dog for a walk."

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Re: The Shipwreck

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Mar 19, 2016, 1:59 PM

He's lucky it wasn't Trump. The sheepdog would have been deported for cheaper labor, his hut would be confiscated under eminent domain and he would have been attacked by some bat crap crazy Trumpeteer all while the island is burning. By the way, what does that have to do with Clemson?

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If the island is called Mac Island,


Mar 19, 2016, 2:09 PM

it has everything to do with Clemson.

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Re: If the island is called Mac Island,


Mar 19, 2016, 2:18 PM

Nice

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And who do you think Mac will be voting for***


Mar 19, 2016, 5:00 PM [ in reply to If the island is called Mac Island, ]



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probably for lower taxes***


Mar 19, 2016, 6:36 PM



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Re: probably for lower taxes***

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Mar 19, 2016, 8:45 PM

I know he will not be voting for the guy that wants to kick his parents out of the country.



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my point, exactly***


Mar 19, 2016, 8:56 PM



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did not know they were illegal***


Mar 19, 2016, 11:55 PM [ in reply to Re: probably for lower taxes*** ]



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Re: did not know they were illegal***


Mar 20, 2016, 1:32 PM

As if that distinction is going to matter to most Trump fans.

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clearly does not matter to open border hillary or bernie***


Mar 20, 2016, 2:37 PM



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Re: And who do you think Mac will be voting for***


Mar 19, 2016, 9:49 PM [ in reply to And who do you think Mac will be voting for*** ]

Mac will right himself in. Nobody can president like Mac. He'd be a shutdown leader of the free world.

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Re: The Shipwreck


Mar 19, 2016, 4:13 PM [ in reply to Re: The Shipwreck ]

You go off on the stereotypical Lib rant... And then you ask what does this have to do with Clemson?? What a tool

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Re: The Shipwreck


Mar 19, 2016, 5:04 PM

"You go off on the stereotypical Lib rant... And then you ask what does this have to do with Clemson?? What a tool"

I'm the kind of tool that laughs my but off when some idiot gets upset at a joke. What kind I of tool are you my friend? I'm guessing white, racist and over 50...get a life

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Ha you're the one who said something about the joke to begin

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Mar 19, 2016, 6:33 PM

with.

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'I Cannot Sanction Your Buffoonery'


Re: Ha you're the one who said something about the joke to begin

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Mar 19, 2016, 10:35 PM

Well, if that was a joke I would say to Sabletiger to keep his day job...cause that wasn't even remotely funny. At least mine was. But what would I know, I'm just a library tool!

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Re: Ha you're the one who said something about the joke to begin

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Mar 19, 2016, 10:47 PM

Youre obviously very upset that this mythical guy on an island didnt take the your girl Hillary to the shed.

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Re: Ha you're the one who said something about the joke to begin


Mar 19, 2016, 11:42 PM

I could care less about hillary clinton. What is it with you people. It's an idiot on a message board calling people names for a joke that p isses me off

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Re: Ha you're the one who said something about the joke to begin

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Mar 19, 2016, 11:44 PM

I guess I went too far. I'm so very , very sorry for slandering the good and mighty trump...lol

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right wingers feel the need to push their political opinions


Mar 19, 2016, 5:00 PM [ in reply to Re: The Shipwreck ]

on people even when the topic has nothing to with politics

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Re: right wingers feel the need to push their political opinions


Mar 19, 2016, 10:08 PM

lol that is rich coming from you.

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March 4th 2016- "Lee won't be here 4 years from today" - Viztiz


The point of the joke

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Mar 19, 2016, 5:38 PM [ in reply to Re: The Shipwreck ]

Is that Hillary is less desirable than a sheep .


I got no argue with that . Seems legit.

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DB23


Wow***

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Mar 21, 2016, 9:20 AM [ in reply to Re: The Shipwreck ]



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Is this true?***

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Mar 19, 2016, 3:11 PM



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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


Keeping the sexism alive for 2016***


Mar 19, 2016, 4:59 PM



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Keeping commie ####### alive 2016***


Mar 19, 2016, 5:10 PM



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forgot to take your meds again today, I see...


Mar 19, 2016, 5:39 PM

Please don't tell me you are going to call some one a communist whom has had a very cozy relationship with Wall Street over the past 25 years

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I am impressed with how much muscle you have put on.***


Mar 19, 2016, 11:47 PM [ in reply to Keeping the sexism alive for 2016*** ]



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There's something in these hills.


The OP is a woman, so, you know, whatever; lighten up maybe.***

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Mar 20, 2016, 9:31 AM [ in reply to Keeping the sexism alive for 2016*** ]



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You need to be politcally correct,it was a pig and a bulldog***

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Mar 19, 2016, 9:42 PM



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Ewe.......,


Mar 20, 2016, 8:45 AM

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Re: The Shipwreck


Mar 20, 2016, 8:15 PM

WOW, how original!

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