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All-In [36207]
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For You Cyberworld Tnetters - She is Not a Girlfriend If
Jan 17, 2013, 3:05 PM
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To help you young people out and avoid a Man'Lie'Teo blunder, I provide you guidelines on what does not constitute a Girlfriend:
1) A Twitter, Twatter, MySpace, Spacebook, JDate or EHarmony e-conversation does not constitute recognition as a girlfriend.
2) If she "likes" your instagram post she is not your girlfriend
3) If she texts you a "winky" or "smiley" face she is not your girlfriend
4) If you raid a dungeon with her on World of Warcraft, she is not your girlfriend
5) If she links pictures on Flickr to you she is not your girlfriend
6) If she gets on Skype or a webcam with you she is not your girlfriend UNLESS you get naked video AND you send it to my TMAIL
Bottom line until you are doing the tubesteak boogie LIVE, not with some computer controlled mutual pleasure gadget SHE is not your girlfriend.
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Letterman [256]
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This is hilarious.
Jan 17, 2013, 3:07 PM
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nm
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Legend [19197]
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I had to give you a point for #4--I am still laughing***
Jan 17, 2013, 3:07 PM
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All-In [40867]
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I have no clue what a dungeon on world or warcraft is***
Jan 17, 2013, 3:42 PM
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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All-In [36207]
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Thumbs Up Chums
Jan 17, 2013, 9:16 PM
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At least I still have my chicken
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Standout [323]
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110%er [7010]
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Ding Ding Ding!!!!!
Jan 17, 2013, 3:40 PM
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Yeah, Baby!!!
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Orange Blooded [2929]
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Re: For You Cyberworld Tnetters - She is Not a Girlfriend If
Jan 17, 2013, 4:11 PM
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Lol I'm getting a big bang theory vibe on #4 and the very last sentence.
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All-In [36207]
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My Wife DVRs Every Episode So Yes I Have Seen It
Jan 17, 2013, 4:25 PM
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Never had a WoW girlfriend though.
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Re: For You Cyberworld Tnetters - She is Not a Girlfriend If
Jan 17, 2013, 4:27 PM
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I'm pretty sure that at GA Tech, if you raid a dungeon with her on World of Warcraft you are considered to be married or something.
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CU Guru [1053]
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Re: For You Cyberworld Tnetters - She is Not a Girlfriend If
Jan 17, 2013, 4:30 PM
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As a guy who works with a bunch of GA Tech grads, I can confirm this as true.
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Orange Blooded [2113]
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All-TigerNet [10563]
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"If she texts you a winky"
Jan 17, 2013, 4:31 PM
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If she has a winky TO text you, run like hail!
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Fan [69]
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Re: "If she texts you a winky"
Jan 17, 2013, 4:48 PM
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Winky face means she wants it...everybody knows it
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Athletic Dir [889]
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However, if any of those things happens
Jan 17, 2013, 4:57 PM
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She obviously wants the D.
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Legend [17507]
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Wait ... Does this mean ClemsonSuzi and I don't date?
Jan 17, 2013, 9:41 PM
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Because I have read her posts on T-Net for a few years ... just saying.
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All-In [36207]
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It means that unless you have tangible proof she isn't
Jan 18, 2013, 8:37 AM
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really a 275lb pound gay black dude who is looking to make you BI then No she is not your Girl.
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Standout [323]
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"4) If you raid a dungeon with her on World of Warcraft, she
Jan 18, 2013, 1:06 AM
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is not your girlfriend"
I'll let you break the news to the 11.4+ million horny boys/girls & men/women that think it is true love on WoW.
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110%er [5776]
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Brought back memories of the 1973 movie Westworld***
Jan 18, 2013, 9:29 AM
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