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Topic: I tried my best to warn her
Replies: 16   Last Post: Feb 3, 2021, 6:55 PM by: Judge Keller®
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I tried my best to warn her

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Feb 2, 2021, 6:36 AM
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My wife tells me that she is tired of asking me to put those blade type handles on our interior doors so she is gonna let her friends son do it. Knowing that he went to UofSuCk I say he's a coot. She gives me the death look and says he's starting tomorrow....ok then



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He was a gifted graduate...

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Feb 2, 2021, 6:59 AM
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Feb 2, 2021, 7:28 AM
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Hopefully we have all learned something from this experience.

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Feb 3, 2021, 8:15 AM
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I know I did.

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Feb 2, 2021, 8:21 AM
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she must a-door him

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I think we should applaud his effort.

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Feb 2, 2021, 8:36 AM
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He got it screwed on there pretty straight.

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He probably used glue***

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Feb 2, 2021, 9:02 AM
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Feb 2, 2021, 9:05 AM
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In the South, we'd say that young man is "special."

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Bless his heart.

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Feb 2, 2021, 8:09 PM
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Another Southern saying about such things.

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Feb 2, 2021, 11:09 AM
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Is that a cycle-in, or a cycle-out door?...

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Feb 3, 2021, 1:25 PM
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I think that is 100% your fault bc, this was a chance to prove who wore the pants in the family, and you failed the family the moment you set back, and allowed a coot to do any type of work in your home that takes the bare minimum of smarts. Now look really hard at what you allow to happen, and I bet you're blaming it on your wife, but you should have taken over once your wife told you what was about to happen. And you gave her something to blame you for at a later date. Women store all this in their safe of, will use this against you years down the road. You must be pretty young, but you will learn!!!!

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Feb 3, 2021, 1:44 PM
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Or he is a NC grad who took those virtually non existent classes. He definitely missed the one on common sense.

How much did he charge?? ????

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Feb 3, 2021, 2:19 PM
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I see the problem...you bought a right handed door handle for a left side door. Quit picking on special people.

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Feb 3, 2021, 2:19 PM
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I see the problem...you bought a right handed door handle for a left side door. Quit picking on special people.

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Was this his car?

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Feb 3, 2021, 2:36 PM
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Problem solved, dood!


Feb 3, 2021, 6:34 PM
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Quick trip to Home Depot or Lowe's, a few rolls of this stuff, and your home free!

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Ha ha!***


Feb 3, 2021, 6:55 PM
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