I just saw an expanded list of great old humorous

Dec 31, 2020, 12:32 PM

State Slogans. Some of the good ones that I had never heard for each:

Alabama: Keeping it in the family since 1819.
Alaska: ############ Capital of the World.
Arizona: Soon to be The Pacific Coast State.
Arkansas: Safe Sex, We Mark the Sheep That Kick.
California: By 30, Our Women have more Plastic than your Honda.
Colorado: Now 100% John Denver Free!
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only the Kennedys Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida: It's Long and Hangs to the Left.
Georgia: Without Atlanta, We're Alabama.
Hawaii: Wawau Malihini" (F**k You, Tourist!)
Idaho? No You Da Ho.
Illinois: Menage a Trois.
Indiana: 50 Million Years Tidal Wave Free.
Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk.
Kansas: Stupid is the New Smart.
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names. (Classic that everybody evidently agrees on.)
Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Slogan.
Maine Says ... Go Away Tourists, You're Scaring Away All the Lahhbstah.
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.
Massachusetts: Home of the Young Girls from Nantucket. Also the Home of Ted Kennedy ... Hmmmm ...
Michigan: The Hideous Growth on the Forehead of America.
Minnesota - Mosquito Supplier to the Free World,
Mississippi: I'm From Mississippi, Can You Tell Me What My T-shirt Reads?
Missouri: The "Show Me State". You show me yours and I'll show you my rifle.
Montana: The Unabomber State.
Nebraska: The "N" is for Nowledge.
Nevada: Wh0res and Poker!
New Hampshire: Just Like Old Hampshire, but Newer.
New Jersey: You Want a F$%&in' Motto? I Got Yer F$%&in' Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Not as Fun as Real Mexico, But at Least We Use Deodorant.
New York: New Jersey is Our Beyotch.
North Carolina: I'm not Gay, I'm Just From North Carolina.
North Dakota: Um ... We've got ... Um ... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!!
Ohio: Sorry About the Smell, We're Working on it. (Yeah, by moving OUT.)
Oklahoma: Come Stroke Our Panhandle.
Oregon: Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner.
Pennsylvania, Amish Girls do It Manually.
Rhode Island: Small, Yes, But We Know What to Do with It!
South Carolina: Hook up for Free at One of Our Lovely Trailer Parks.
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota.
Tennessee: Got Tooth?
Texas: I Messed With Texas and Now I Have a Rash.
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
Vermont: Yep.
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
West Virginia: Life is Full of Decisions ... Goat ... Sister ...
Wisconsin: Where They Cut the Cheese.
Wyoming: Where Men are Lonely and Sheep are Scared. (THE All Time Classic.)

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