State Slogans. Some of the good ones that I had never heard for each:
Alabama: Keeping it in the family since 1819. Alaska: ############ Capital of the World. Arizona: Soon to be The Pacific Coast State. Arkansas: Safe Sex, We Mark the Sheep That Kick. California: By 30, Our Women have more Plastic than your Honda. Colorado: Now 100% John Denver Free! Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only the Kennedys Don't Own It Yet. Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals In Our Water. Florida: It's Long and Hangs to the Left. Georgia: Without Atlanta, We're Alabama. Hawaii: Wawau Malihini" (F**k You, Tourist!) Idaho? No You Da Ho. Illinois: Menage a Trois. Indiana: 50 Million Years Tidal Wave Free. Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk. Kansas: Stupid is the New Smart. Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names. (Classic that everybody evidently agrees on.) Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Slogan. Maine Says ... Go Away Tourists, You're Scaring Away All the Lahhbstah. Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It. Massachusetts: Home of the Young Girls from Nantucket. Also the Home of Ted Kennedy ... Hmmmm ... Michigan: The Hideous Growth on the Forehead of America. Minnesota - Mosquito Supplier to the Free World, Mississippi: I'm From Mississippi, Can You Tell Me What My T-shirt Reads? Missouri: The "Show Me State". You show me yours and I'll show you my rifle. Montana: The Unabomber State. Nebraska: The "N" is for Nowledge. Nevada: Wh0res and Poker! New Hampshire: Just Like Old Hampshire, but Newer. New Jersey: You Want a F$%&in' Motto? I Got Yer F$%&in' Motto Right Here! New Mexico: Not as Fun as Real Mexico, But at Least We Use Deodorant. New York: New Jersey is Our Beyotch. North Carolina: I'm not Gay, I'm Just From North Carolina. North Dakota: Um ... We've got ... Um ... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!! Ohio: Sorry About the Smell, We're Working on it. (Yeah, by moving OUT.) Oklahoma: Come Stroke Our Panhandle. Oregon: Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner. Pennsylvania, Amish Girls do It Manually. Rhode Island: Small, Yes, But We Know What to Do with It! South Carolina: Hook up for Free at One of Our Lovely Trailer Parks. South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota. Tennessee: Got Tooth? Texas: I Messed With Texas and Now I Have a Rash. Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus. Vermont: Yep. Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers! West Virginia: Life is Full of Decisions ... Goat ... Sister ... Wisconsin: Where They Cut the Cheese. Wyoming: Where Men are Lonely and Sheep are Scared. (THE All Time Classic.)