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Flash !: Reliable inside information that Biden's presidency
Mar 10, 2021, 12:03 AM
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is doomed!
The 'skinny' in DC, and the WH, is that Obama, feeling largely responsible for bringing a half brain dead old man into the WH, is plotting along with Pelosi, Schumer, Susan Rice, Jen Psucki and several Biden aides to spirit Joe & Jill away in the dark of night and send them back to Wilmington, along with the First Mutts, never again to endanger Americans or innocent WH visitors averse to rabies!
The Presidential Pink Slip will offer, as a bone, the right for Mr. Magoo to have a 'sort of' faux library, in the garage behind the main residence, filled with Joey's favorite comic and coloring books, as well as his beloved rocking chair that he slept in for the better part of 2020.
There will be a large mural/ rogue gallery featuring photos of Joe's more memorable life events, to include: numerous pedophilia themed pics of innocent children being 'touched' inappropriately, as well as photos of Magoo in jail in S. Africa alongside his buddy, Nelson Mandela.
A special section will be devoted to Joe's 'tallest' tales and plagiarism, accompanied by copies of letters of censorship for the grievous deeds. A copy of his law school class ranking (bottom 1/20th) will be a big hit for Pubs and Trumpers. A candid photo of Joe falling off the Edmund Bettis Bridge during his imaginary civil rights march in Selma will be a gut splitter! 
A touching 'You Ain't Black' display' will feature scores of examples of Joe's flagrant racism over his forty years in DC, while doing nothing of import.
In the works is a special 'Me Too Tribute' to Joe's sexual assaults on vulnerable female aides. This area will also pay homage to Joe's mentor...Billy Bob Clinton. Don't miss it!
Not to be missed will be a special 'GaffeAlog' film featuring no less than 356 cringeworthy f-ups over 40 years of embarrassing moments never before seen! Hidden camera shots of Joe molesting the family goats will, well, bring smiles to your faces, just before you throw up!! Be sure and ask to see the ONLY known close up photo of Joe's hairy legs right after he bludgeoned 'Corn Pops' at the community swimming pool!
A nicely appointed Gift Shop will be available as you exit the 'Where To He!! Am I' Presidential Library. Be sure to do some early Christmas shopping and DON'T miss several highly sought after signed books: The prize winning best seller: Sleazy Sexual Assaults for Beginners (forward by Clinton and Epstein!), and of course, the thrilling "You Too Can Accidentally Become President". And the less popular, but instructive tome: Plagiarism Made Easy. And his personal journal, My Favorite Hair Encounters--40 Years of Aromatic Delights, guaranteed to turn you stomach!!
Yes folks, the Twilight Zone presidency we've been experiencing is about to be over. However, as Joe wrote in his early memoirs: Beware, The Hoe Cometh!!
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What an oddly, miserable
Mar 10, 2021, 6:20 AM
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Retirement you're living. Just run for office yourself, if all this is so freaking important to you. Polluting the boreds with this incessant drivel is NOT what people pay for. Jeebus!
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Re: What an oddly, miserable
Mar 10, 2021, 9:16 AM
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I guess you don't do reality. Here's a solution for you: don't read my posts. SNL avoids the same shyt about Joe, so I stepped in. You're welcome.
Let me guess: YOU think Joe isn't seriously cognitively compromised?
The DENIAL on the left is staggering! Agree?
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Jim Carrey would make a good biden
Mar 10, 2021, 9:27 AM
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on SNL. he could just use his old fire marshall Bill routine.
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Re: Flash !: Reliable inside information that Biden's presidency
Mar 10, 2021, 9:18 AM
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It's amazing how it is night and day better than Trump's. Goes to show how awful the guy you supported was.
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Re: Flash !: Reliable inside information that Biden's presidency
Mar 10, 2021, 12:03 PM
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Night and Day better? Seriously? How so...name some specifics. YCBS.
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I can tell that you read Red State's website
Mar 10, 2021, 10:02 AM
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but your hot takes form what they say are far from their actual articles and void of any kind of intellect.
you would be better off just copy and pasting, with zero commentary. Much like the board liberals do all the time. Throw up a twitter post, but with no original thought to explain why they are bringing it here.
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Re: I can tell that you read Red State's website
Mar 10, 2021, 12:08 PM
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Never been on that site, ever. I like to create original comic relief for the downtrodden lefties on P & R. They, above all, need it. I know I'm good at it, as their predictable responses are funny as he!! and clearly tell me that I nailed it! What could could be more fun than that?
Most of them are clueless. Their defense of Magoo is especially hilarious!
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