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Dire Warning to Poopy Farts staff and handlers:
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Dire Warning to Poopy Farts staff and handlers:


Nov 9, 2021, 12:16 PM

The average American farts 25-40 times per day. Elderly people (over 70) fart even more.

Hence the danger to those around PF on a regular basis. There is a rumor that large quantities of Air Freshener (ie. Air Wick Bottles) were placed in most of the places where PF hangs out (Oval Office, WH Bunker, Fake Oval Office, Presidential BR Throne, etc.). However, this caused widespread conjunctivitis in the visiting personnel and had to be discontinued. The result: ALL personnel were mandated to triple mask when anywhere neat Poopy Prez.! They were also sworn to secrecy. If they were asked about a Poopy Event, they were instructed to respond with a "I know Nuting", a la Master Sergeant HANS SCHULTZ from Hogan's Heroes

As a safeguard, a janitor with a bucket and a mop is always close by Poopy in the likely event of a recurring explosive 'bathroom event' (AKA Farty Poops). Such is life around a demented too old to function buffoon.

Let's Go Poopy Farts !

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Re: Dire Warning to Poopy Farts staff and handlers:


Nov 9, 2021, 12:19 PM

its all the vegetables

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How’s the irreversible erectile dysfunction going?


Nov 9, 2021, 12:53 PM

Wife still experimenting with other, more “capable” dudes?

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Re: How’s the irreversible erectile dysfunction going?


Nov 9, 2021, 4:29 PM

Wut? Losing it or just trying to embarrass yourself, or both!? That's all ya got? Sounds like I triggered you?! Made my day. Gawd, you libs are sooooooooooooooooo retarded.

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Re: Dire Warning to Poopy Farts staff and handlers:


Nov 9, 2021, 1:12 PM

https://twitter.com/oldmanebro/status/1332469705781768194?s=20

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Re: Dire Warning to Poopy Farts staff and handlers:


Nov 9, 2021, 4:37 PM

Average 'merican farts 25 - 40x per day??? That seems like too much. Plus fold in that about half the population (women) never fart and that really brings up the total I a supposed to have. I'd run myself out of my office at that rate!

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