Tiger Board Logo

Donor's Den General Leaderboards TNET coins™ POTD Hall of Fame Map FAQ
GIVE AN AWARD
Use your TNET coins™ to grant this post a special award!

W
50
Big Brain
90
Love it!
100
Cheers
100
Helpful
100
Made Me Smile
100
Great Idea!
150
Mind Blown
150
Caring
200
Flammable
200
Hear ye, hear ye
200
Bravo
250
Nom Nom Nom
250
Take My Coins
500
Ooo, Shiny!
700
Treasured Post!
1000

YOUR BALANCE
How much trouble am I going to get in for getting gf an air
storage This topic has been archived - replies are not allowed.
Archives - General Boards Archive
add New Topic
Replies: 22
| visibility 571

How much trouble am I going to get in for getting gf an air


Dec 16, 2021, 9:06 AM

fryer for Christmas? She mentioned a while back that she wanted one, but I feel like this is a trap. We did take a nice vacation to Las Vegas at Thanksgiving, that I mostly paid for (almost everything), so it's not like I didn't do something fun for her...

military_donation.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Better than a vacuum cleaner


Dec 16, 2021, 9:07 AM

Almost

Put a nice piece of jewelry in it.

2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpgringofhonor-cu85tiger.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Isaac Asimov
Panta Rhei Heraclitus


Pearls?


Dec 16, 2021, 9:12 AM

Are they edible when fried?

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


Well, I just gave her a ring while we were in Las Vegas so..***


Dec 16, 2021, 9:31 AM [ in reply to Better than a vacuum cleaner ]



military_donation.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

My GF asked for a Roomba for Christmas


Dec 16, 2021, 9:51 AM [ in reply to Better than a vacuum cleaner ]

Is that a trap?

2024 white level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

There's something in these hills.


No, I think it's a vacuum


Dec 16, 2021, 9:56 AM

One of those robotic types with the sensors. Although, technically, it would be considered a trap for dirt or debris found on your floors. So, yes, it's a trap.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


ironing board and an iron with a note that says


Dec 16, 2021, 9:09 AM

this is really a nice trip to dirty myrtle in about 2 years considering all the money we'll save by not having to send my shirts out to be laundered.

badge-donor-05yr.jpgbadge-ringofhonor-conservativealex.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


Better still: If she has a convection oven, just give her a


Dec 16, 2021, 9:11 AM

rack to put stuff on, its the exact same thing. For $30 you win.

2024 white level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


The first thing any wife/gf thinks when they open a lameass


Dec 16, 2021, 9:11 AM

Christmas present is 'well we DID take that nice trip at Thanksgiving'.

Yeah, you are screwed. And by that I mean not screwed. I'm right there with you with my gift of a braiser.
It's a fancy pot. She'll love it.

See you in the doghouse.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

What's your favorite beer, may as well commiserate.


Dec 16, 2021, 9:33 AM

But as previously mentioned, I did give her a ring at Thanksgiving, so I feel like that should also count.

military_donation.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

A ring like jewelry or a ring like THE RING? My fave beer is


Dec 16, 2021, 9:49 AM

whiskey.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Plot twist.


Dec 16, 2021, 9:51 AM

His "gf" is a modern "woman" and he gave "her" a #### ring.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


THE RING***


Dec 16, 2021, 10:25 AM [ in reply to A ring like jewelry or a ring like THE RING? My fave beer is ]



military_donation.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Oh, well you are safe then.


Dec 16, 2021, 10:32 AM

LOL J/k because OMG AM I ALWAYS JUST GOING TO GET APPLIANCES FROM YOU IS THAT WHAT WE ARE NOW WHERE HAS THE ROMANCE GONE LIKE ON THEM JEWELRY COMMERCIALS

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

lulz


Dec 16, 2021, 10:44 AM [ in reply to What's your favorite beer, may as well commiserate. ]



badge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

maybe


Dec 16, 2021, 9:28 AM

if you provide pigs, we can guess what she needs

2024 white level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpgringofhonor-willmo.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up




Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Get her a good pearl necklace to go with that


Dec 16, 2021, 9:28 AM

if you know what I'm sezzin

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


Re: How much trouble am I going to get in for getting gf an air


Dec 16, 2021, 9:31 AM

ms midland got one last week. Life has never been so good !

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: How much trouble am I going to get in for getting gf an air


Dec 16, 2021, 9:38 AM

I don't know, but we just got an air fryer and it's pretty nice. It does a good job with certain foods.

Put some jewelry in it.

2024 orange level member flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Bawce let me tell you sumptin.


Dec 16, 2021, 9:49 AM

That's a great gift for a wife b/c not much will make dey pannies drop.

A GF? Bruh I'd at least figure out something that would come with great reward, but mebbe thas just me.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


I tell you what's going to get you in trouble.


Dec 16, 2021, 9:53 AM

Having a girl friend. You think they are worth it till you don't.

2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpgringofhonor-clemsontiger1988-110.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

She's wife material, but yes, a side piece would be trouble


Dec 16, 2021, 10:27 AM

as she's of Italian descent.

military_donation.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Well the good part of that arrangement


Dec 16, 2021, 10:35 AM [ in reply to I tell you what's going to get you in trouble. ]

is they won't take more than half of everything you own when they leave.

badge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Replies: 22
| visibility 571
Archives - General Boards Archive
add New Topic