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Legend [16366]
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GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2021, 1:48 PM
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Geoff Collins hits Waffle House hard,
But once our receivers go yard
For four or five scores,
The ABC stores
Will find themselves running his card…
40-6 Tigers
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2021, 1:51 PM
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The DJ hatefest gets debunked -
This team’s getting revved up and crunked
To rise up elite
And be hard to beat -
The Bees will get smothered and chunked…
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Love the Waffle House reference!!!***
Sep 13, 2021, 5:32 PM
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2021, 2:18 PM
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(A bit long and sung to their fight song)
"I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Atlanta Tech
Across from The Varsity
A Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech
With a noble pedigree
Like Gen .U.S. Grant I drink my whiskey clean
And come this Saturday afternoon Death Valley will get mean.
Dabo will bring his troops
Much like Stonewall did
And come early in the contest Brent will shut the lid
We might get 7
but that could be a stretch
But hopefully by 7 o'clock
We will have a peaceful death.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2021, 2:31 PM
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The Tigers are done, Pundits tout,
But DJ is 'bout to get stout,
The TDs will come,
the Jackets will be done,
Can't ever count Dabo's boys out!
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Beating Kennesaw State was A Thrill
Sep 13, 2021, 2:51 PM
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But The GT fans need to chill
Venables is mad
Skalski is bad
Git skeered when they run down the Hill
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2021, 3:17 PM
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The Jackets are missing their stingers.
Their about to be put through the wringer.
When Tech sees them paws
And those sharp looking claws,
It'll be time for some Death Valley zingers.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2021, 5:31 PM
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These Jackets can’t do much to fight it.
Our Tigers are gettin’ excited
For two in a row.
Let’s go watch Dabo
Dump gasoline on ‘em and light it.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2021, 5:45 PM
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Hey Nerds, it is patently clear-o
That you won’t get anywhere near-o
A win in Death Valley.
That kind of a rally
Would be like dividing by zero.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2021, 6:16 PM
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You’re “hella some engineers,”
But up there between your two ears,
You’re missing the parts
That have football smarts.
You’ve been underwhelming for years.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2021, 7:36 PM
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This week it’s Jawja Tech,
So in rambles the wreck,
Rambling into Tigertown
Won’t be no playing around
We’ll leave the jackets thinking “what the heck?!?”
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GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2021, 9:48 PM
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With pocket protectors in their shirt,
Slide Rulz and protractors up their skirt,
The bees will be gassed,
As yardage is amassed
By the Orange Clad Guys finding Pay Dirt.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 14, 2021, 12:25 AM
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While our defense is playing supreme
But the offense just makes you scream
But the Jackets in the Valley
Is right up our alley
To get our offense playing like a team
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 14, 2021, 2:39 PM
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A few of my nerd Buckhead friends
Said, “Hog-driving Dabo pretends
To know what he’s doing.”
I said, “He’s renewing
His license to kick your hind ends.”
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 15, 2021, 9:33 AM
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I like how the Ramblin’ Wreck,
If it gets a chip or a speck,
Gets all the attention,
From paint to suspension,
But football goes down straight to heck.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 15, 2021, 5:07 PM
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Hey Bees, if Geoff Collins is queen,
Then, in this rhetorical scene,
Are your players drones
(no stingers, just stones)
Or workers (nonmating womeen)?
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The bees won't put up much of a fight
Sep 15, 2021, 6:18 PM
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Their wings will be tired after the flight.
The offense will click
When DJ turns up the wick
And the jackets will run home in fright.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 16, 2021, 7:55 AM
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Back when it was Ol’ Granny Pawl,
Teams had to change how they play ball
To deal with the option.
With Collins’ adoption,
Y’all can’t confuse people at all.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 16, 2021, 11:55 AM
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Us Jackets hope not to get skunked
Still trying to get out of this funk
It's a long shot to win
I just hope we score ten
Either way, I'm getting drunk.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 16, 2021, 11:59 AM
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I hope y’all get shut out. It’s true.
BUT, if your offense can punch through
And break double digits,
That’s more than those idgits
In Athens could manage to do…
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 16, 2021, 12:11 PM
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This weekend we wave different flags
Hoping to tear each other to rags
But at least we agree
It's better to be
Anybody besides those inbred Dwags
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2021, 6:00 AM
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Please, Jackets - do not lift those weights.
Exertion right outta the gates,
Won’t leave you with strength
To handle at length
The trouble our 3rd string creates.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2021, 1:48 PM
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Tomorrow, it’s not about fleas
Or ticks or invasive species -
The methods employed
Ensure we’ve destroyed
Whole swarms of these ground-dwelling Bees.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 18, 2021, 7:49 AM
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We’re priming the oculus now,
And later you’ll witness just how
Exacting it works
On insects and dorks -
The ball gets kicked off, then KA-POW.
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