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Got a Peek Under The Tent of The Perk Package USUCK

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Got a Peek Under The Tent of The Perk Package USUCK

Jan 18, 2022, 12:45 PM

will use the $14,872 of NIL money they have raised to attract players to the Coots:

1) Free stay in the former Whitney Hotel boiler room
2) Up to 3 free buttsechxs sessions with a co-ed or some other USUCK tramp during pre-game festivities behind the porta-johns
3) A year's supply of Willy Brice's Best Doo-Doo Ice
4) A hit of heroin from a "clean" needle back behind the C*ckaboose dumpsters
5) A set of 2-Elite level seats to watch the USUCK Equestrian team compete at the Valdosta Equine Open
6) A signed Steve Spurrier visor

I don't know how we are going to compete