Chris Finnegan

1. What's your favorite IPA and how snooty is it ? NEIPA, Belgians, and Saisons only for me. A Trillium NEIPA is hard to beat.

2. How much money did you make at Crosswinds ? I doubled my ROI.

3. How many Natty calls did you get ? Ask my boy Chesty Puller.

4. What new capital venture are you now working on ? I recruit college students to have sex with old men and then I manage the blackmail afterwards. 70/30 split. $1M angel investors wanted.

5. You do realize that CaptCrash is mackey right ? My born date is today.

6. If you could pick out your favorite Natty call, what was it ? Ask my call screener. I.was too busy getting drunk in the stadium.

7. How did you get those tickets at such a cheap price ? It was a gift from Trump after he did that OR for us.

8. I heard you had the 2018 Natty Peter Millar polos for $40, can I just have people call you to order ? I'll DM you my direct line.


When you kick off your next pyramid scheme